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A cookbook with recipes from different countries.
Opened by accident:
The Muslim pork.
I closed the book...

The distinctive feature of the Russian (Russian) mentality is the ability to work in the Aural/Pizzet mode / “the boss is missing.” And the absolute inability to live when everything is relatively good and calm.
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Who invented this topic with the foam!!? Every year I got exactly that amount of foam, so that it was enough until the next 23rd... And what now?! I have no foam, but with a wire and a housekeeper (where to take it at all?) is

HHH
Have you been late to Dominica?
YYYY
The guy, with a little Dominican yet does not shine, it is better to go there without children. Sanna said it was funny.
HHH
Clear pepper sho without children, I will leave my so with my grandmother.
YYYY
Prostitutes are Ahuen Negritoski for 30 backs, cocaine for the same price and rum by the river.
XXX is
Ohana...
XXX is
It is easier for children to stay with their wives.
YYYY
:D
XXX is
:D

A friend’s husband has returned from a flight and they plan to conceive a child before the husband leaves on the next flight.
I: You know, this process is not very predictable, you may not have time before it goes on the flight.
Well, I hope I’ll still get pregnant in his presence...
I am O_O

I recently heard a wonderful phrase.
xxx: "The periodic sinus is pleasing to God"
YYY: Oh, and the arguments were?
XXX: There were... and more! For the period is unchanged and constant, just as God himself is.

After the celebration

XHH: What are you doing?
Rest of the guests!
HH: What about them? Arrived in extension? O_O

Only on the eve of February 23, you can see a smiling girl in the bus with a drill just bought.

From a letter to my favorite friend:

I: Did I tell you that I love it?
Q: I say it, but I say it.
I: I adore you
Q: I’m so upset that my butt is dumb.
I am fucking
I: Could it have been without it?
Q: In the sense of the smooth ruby heated my cheeks)

Ladies and gentlemen, your poop is very good today!
So go down and tell her this personally.

Q: What kind of education do you need to be a stripper?
HH: Not what, but what
XH: Two education, at least 3 degree

My 4 year old daughter has a mystery:
We will fill the vase with various colors.
The teeth!

ALA
and hello. I had Epic Feel here yesterday. I came tired from work at 10, I go to the kitchen in such a half-sleep, I start to heat something for myself. Mom and brother are talking in the kitchen. The brother tells about how in school, the Russian girl is bitten to him, complains, offends him. He asks – what should I do? I am in this half-sleep saying "Lord, tell her - go naked!". I wake up from the silence in the kitchen and everyone is looking at me.
ALA
Just sadness

XXX: No man is suitable for me!
Have you tried all the connections?

Artemonovich: Denis again surprised, got a new job, negotiated with the general. Vitaly Borisovich, could not call me at 6 a.m., or I like to sleep, I am afraid to sleep my first working day.

All the best for children, and the worst they will find without you.

The day of the Soviet Army and Navy was celebrated. Today is the Day of the Defender of the Fatherland, but it is not important.

Seven years ago, I heard on Russian radio an interview with some Lesh-Tarsan, once the owner of a famous nightclub in Miami and apparently one of the bosses of the Russian mafia in Florida. He gave the interview by phone, if I’m not mistaken, from a Canadian prison, but it doesn’t matter. He was charged with trying to sell a Soviet submarine of the class "Piranha" to the Colombian drug mafia to deliver cocaine and heroin to the United States. Lecha worked on this operation together with the Cuban Juan Almeida. "Piranha" took a look at the Colombians because of their small size and excellent dive bridge system. The boat is really impressive. At http://world.lib.ru/b/b_a/pictureweekly.shtml you can look at it.

"When Almeida came out to me with an offer, I clearly understood that nothing would work out," Lecha-Tarzan said, "Well, how do you imagine pulling a combat submarine out of the port? Nevertheless, after learning about the budget of $150 million, I decided that 5-10 million I, a Jewish guy, would somehow give in any arrangement and agreed. He flew to Russia. There I was brought with a very great Admiral. We met him at the Kronstadt Navy base to see the goods, as they say, live. I will never forget his first question for the rest of my life.
How will you buy? With arms or without?

by Abrp722

Why are you so upset? What happened?
I gave my husband a set of fish blossoms for February 23.
Well, it is right. He has been fishing every weekend for 10 years. What is wrong?
He swirled in his hands, swirled and asked, “What is this?”

Do I have the feeling that today is Monday?