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[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №77365
 13.02.2013
Divisi0n_by_zer0: In hell there is a special place for accountants who send details in electronic form with a picture

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №77364
 13.02.2013
In vain you argue with cats...I consider them very useful animals. Here is, for example: when I eat, the cat comes out on its knees, and if something falls out of my mouth, the cat eats. After that, I feel like a feeder, and the cat does not need to be fed, and the wife does not bother that I crushed!! to

[ + 20 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №77363
 13.02.2013
He kisses me,
He says he loves.
I am dead forty.
He is a bit strange.

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №77362
 13.02.2013
Conversation on TV:
XXX is Hi. You’re a computer expert, you won’t tell me why my laptop is running slowly.
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY I’ll tell you, I’m a telepath today, but before I answer you, I’ll give you an answer.
The question. You are a mechanic?
XXX is yes.
Yyy: - I have a car, why does it eat slowly, can you tell me why?
XXX: I have to look.
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
XXX is taken. In about an hour I will meet,

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №77361
 13.02.2013
Alina: please give me a big fun cup for Dr.
Alina: and that she was really big
Alina: and without a member on the picture
And without breastfeeding!
And no ass!
Dmytro: You just described the girl Влада

[ + 13 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №77360
 13.02.2013
I saw in the tram "Respect Fat Fight for the Pony"

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №77359
 13.02.2013
Cuban cigars are cheaper than Chinese cigars.
They say they are often fake.
XXX: How is it?
yyy: not on the hip of the virgin twist)

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №77358
 13.02.2013
On YouTube, it doesn’t matter which video, top comment:

Troll riding on hamsters snowman not knowing the Lithuanian language Hitler wrapped table vitamin pack children therapist
Laikaite, this is so that the Americans don’t hide this news

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №77357
 13.02.2013
From the textbook of physics: "... Figurally speaking, living organisms are animated water."

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №77356
 13.02.2013
Love is
I bought you a card: 3
It was difficult, really.
Choose something not sweet, but harsh!

Constantine is
"Well, type, I love, yupta..."

Love is
and a type of heart of semiconductor

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №77355
 13.02.2013
In the live broadcast of American television, hackers launched a voice warning about the “zombie apocalypse”:

Kat12.02.2013, 16:09
You can’t give people hope and then take it away, saying it was a joke xD

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №77354
 13.02.2013
xxx: It seems that the Yandex programmers have reached Zen.

xxx: I kill the query "how to choose the right?"
xxx: The first answer in the issue:"Sample your favorite eyewear and choose the one you like the most"

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh thank you.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №77353
 13.02.2013
Over the years of family life, she understood why it was previously accepted that the wife lived in the territory of her husband. A good wife from a bad husband, wanted to leave, a bad wife, the husband will want to drive out.
If the husband lives in the territory of the wife, then the bad hell you drive out, and he himself will not go anywhere.

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №77352
 13.02.2013
Paranoia (12.02.13, 21:15): and you are still hanging in the ion?? to
Kostian (12.02.13, 21:17): I am now going to the universe :) and I have a quest for a while!
I need to drop 2 bosses in the Insta before Friday, and on Friday there should be a raid under the name of a gentleman and if I try a raid then I am bathed in the game for a year :)))
Paranoia (12.02.13, 21:18): :D
Kostian (12.02.13, 21:19): Here I sit the intellect at the maximum )) say the more the easier when fighting with the bosses ))))

[ + 0 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №77351
 13.02.2013
Russians are a unique people.
February 12, the morning, I am going to work, I look out the window - on a tree on the 3rd floor weighs a tree. I ask my dad: "Is it ours?" And in response I hear: "No, this is our neighbor’s right". ))

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №77350
 13.02.2013
Online stores burn, description of baby pot: not bright pot color
It does not cause aggression.
So I see a carapuse holding a knife when looking at a bright pot :-D

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №77349
 13.02.2013
xxx: in this weather, with our roads, cars are more relevant to equip echolots than parktronics.

[ + 38 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №77348
 13.02.2013
Ivan archives
I personally heated the propane balloon with a cutting machine...poch...you just need to turn on the brain more often...

Artem Vasikov
LOL... the phrase gesture, when in one sentence "grilled the balloon with a cut" and "need to turn on the brain more often"

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №77347
 13.02.2013
I know your family tree better than your whole family. One ancestor is sure of all one hundred!
The Genghis Khan?
and Susannah!! to

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №77346
 13.02.2013
Red hair paint is not bought for money, but for the soul.

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