The age has come when you come up with incredible retaliations, so as not to bump with one or another acquaintance.

XXX, 11.01.2016, 4:30 am
My body is protesting over the end of the New Year weekend and refuses to sleep. The fact that the alarm is already on at 7:00 - it doesn't bother him...

Darlay: Gather a computer of rubles for 500. Even less though.
Darlay: Let’s grab a dozen on it, let’s play toys with discs.
See also: XD
Darlay: And what?
Mel: What if there is an emulator?
Darlay: Pfff... the emulator...
Darlay: You didn’t catch the Essence!
Darlay: Have you played the pre-Sovian game, fuzzy because of the discrepancy of the resolution, with the LAGS?
Mel for a long time
Darlay: Playing pre-Soviet games on an emulator is like having sex with a gangdo from a bicycle camera.
Darlay: Maybe, but the effect is not that.

Once a friend of mine (P) alone told the culprits that the first time she slept with a guy, and then went to the gynecologist (G) for any, then dialogue.
Q: Do you have a sexual life?
P is yes.
Inspection of *
G: Emm... I think not.
A few seconds of silence. and RJC.

Good and respected.
And our neighbors rent a room to women dancers... imagine a professional ballet in an ordinary multi-storey. It is unbearable to live behind the wall. To correct requests, the response is inadequate, the type you are making noise yourself. Oh, we dare to talk at home...Bash, help with advice!

Try to beat the ballerina on their beautiful faces with their fists.
Sometimes it helps.
If you are serious, hit them. After all, it is unlikely that they rent an apartment with the corresponding contracts and pay tax on it.

Have you tried to have a relationship with girls lately?
YYY: No
There is nothing easier than writing to a girl on the internet.
It seems that not writing to a girl on the internet is easier.

About the name of the future husband:

Dmitry: A day ago I called the city, I picked up the phone, and suddenly I was suddenly asked by a girl’s voice:

Is it from Yue?

I studied German at all in my youth—hende-hoch, Hitler’s coat, and all that—as long as I then invaded, but in general I understood the question and answered it as Comrade Petrosian told us: May not from Vassy!

In the telephone the girl's voice somehow strangely whispered, then it was laid down and no longer disturbed.

Only now suddenly it came out that this was the girl's guesses on the name of the future husband. And I reminded somebody of you.)

Why is the word "cobble" in the application to man insulting, but not maternal, and "suka" maternal? Which side do dogs have sexism and sexism to dogs?

Article on text steganography, specifically - on the method of double spaces between words.
The comments:

xxx: When I was a kid and worked in an ASU group, I sometimes had to write texts for soldiers. Such a feeling that everybody is familiar with this method...)) - In a simple word, they managed to fix gaps, transfers, etc. figi))..

The enemy will not pass! Per they sent encryptions to the center?

A sudden incident happened on Swedish television.



One person told me why his conscience tormented him: “When I was a kid, my friend and I decided to run a hammer on a parachute from the balcony of a high-rise house. We smashed the basket, parachuted, put hammer in the basket and let go. But the unexpected happened. The wind picked up our parachute and took it somewhere far away. I still cannot forget that. How could I have done so?”



Suddenly there was a phone call in the studio. The caller asked, “Is this happened in that year?” the man replied affirmatively. “In the summer, when was the holiday of the city of Stockholm?” – “Yes, yes, yes,” a man rushed. “I know what happened to your hammer.” “What happened to him?” could not believe his ears a surprise guest of the studio.



“My daughter asked for a hammer for a long time,” the woman continued. I told her once, don’t even ask. We will have hamsters only if God Himself gives you them.” The little girl raised her hands to heaven and said, "Papa, God, give me a hamster!" - and then we went to the city for a celebration. Suddenly my daughter says, “Mommy, I think God has answered the prayer! Look at it!”



And right from the sky on the parachute, a hamster in a basket fell into her hands.

xxx: Tanya said that she is pleased with a note with any characteristics if it is red
Tagged: fucking
I bought my car like that.

Armanx64: It takes the likeness of the Babylonian calendar - to 13 months, where 12 months - 30 days, and the last month - holidays. The new year begins on December 22nd, when the winter solstice. Five days of the thirteenth month + five days of the first - this is your New Year holidays.
On the summer solstice also five days of holidays - Half of the year.

Complaints about "business suffers because of the holidays" - your business. Leave the 60-hour working day to Prokhorov, we completely abolished slavery in the 17th year.

Hello, I had my first phone sex today. The shuttle flew.
Congratulations, and how then?and :)
XXX: It feels like I’ve been hugged.

aaa: And I didn’t know that the Windows system partition could be put on the Windows software raid. But it succeeded.

bbb: "Can I walk on a toothbrush at night, lighting up the road with an iPhone 6s+?" - "Maybe, but not reasonably".

BBB: There are things you don’t need to know if they’re possible. No matter what it is not worth doing.

Greek girl: Hehe, I was here in the internet messenger one lady said that it is shameful for a mature woman to express herself as a teenager!"
I looked around looking for a mature woman.)

dim_deev: A woman gave birth to a baby in a snowfall near Orenburg
Dim_deev: This is where the snowmen come from.

XXX: hoho, the subconductor finished his job %)
YYY: Hoho, the luzer! I’ve been painting for half an hour!
XXX: You washed all the dishes in the kitchen, cleaned all the dust and washed the floor?
YYY: No, I washed the dishes and washed the dust. She prefers to wash herself :)
XXX: Fu, you are under the lower heels! and weak! % of))

Cheburashka dreamed of a terrible dream, as if he was chased by Barmalees at a speed of 6 km / h, Shapoklyak at a speed of 4 km / h, Karabas at a speed of 7 km / h. At first Cheburashka fled very quickly in his dream, and Karabas lagged behind him by 30 km, Shapoklyak by 39 km, and Barmaley by 35 km. But then Cheburashka could not run faster than at 2 km/h.

Who will catch Cheburashka in a dream, and who will not catch it, if it is known that the alarm woke Cheburashka 8 hours after he ran at a speed of 2 km / h.

The Germans crossed the border. Denmark enters war against the strongest army in Europe.

Why is the movie 1 hour 30 minutes?
Denmark surrendered an hour after the German invasion.

Stereotypes are surprising.
I am standing at the window, eating a mandarine, watching cars ride on the road. I live on the second floor and everything is relatively well seen. In front of the house on the other side of the road stop, at the stop "parked" municipal bus. It is permissible, t. This stop is the last on the route and people rarely sit there. Except on a trolley bus that runs around. Standing means eating, looking from the neighboring house goes a girl to the side of the road with waiting to cross the road to the stop. In terms of 20 years). At least in the form of clothes.) I thought "probably on the trolleybus ran", then immediately "other... doubtfully... will stand for a long time... probably on the river went, or in the private sector...". At this time, the girl ran through the stop, approached the bus in front, pressed the "button" at the driver's door, went in, laid the bag, removed the jacket, looked in the rear-view mirror, "chested" with a couple of hands on her hair, sat in the driver's seat and left for work!!! And I kept standing and watching and eating a mandarine!!! to