History of History

After the victory over Napoleon, many Russian military leaders gained incredible popularity in Russian society. But a special piety caused ataman Platov, one of the main heroes of the war. In addition, he accompanied the Emperor to London, where he was awarded all kinds of incredible honors.
Upon arrival in Russia, Platov, before he went to his home on the Don, stopped for a short time in St. Petersburg at the Imperial Court. To him immediately fell to the reception of the entire upper Petersburg society. But Platov, a lazy shirt and a lover of feasts, could not tolerate this kind of techniques, where it was only necessary to conduct some kind of untold conversations. After a couple of such routes, he refused to accept anyone else. But the camarader sent to him from the Court properly about those who arrived and asked for admission, and described this person in detail - the academician is like that, the minister is like that... But Platov only flattered.
And here the camerer announced: "Nikolai Karamzin, a famous composer."
The payers answered, “Please ask!”
“Oh! You are probably a fan of Mr. Karamzin’s works!” The cameraman called.
“Fear of God! But I love composers: they’re all drinks.”

I am a star in bed. Hands, legs and sleep. And if I mow my fingers, it’s snow!! to

iq_21: Judging from a new photo of Jimmy Wales (founder of wiki) on Wikipedia, last year’s donations he foolishly missed

I watch MinaevLive, a release with Zyuganov:

Russian pilots are 10 years old.

Keep it up, cap!! to

I have read the composition of the raw sausage "Dedushkin hotel". Judging by the number and variety of all kinds of "E"- grandfather was a rare fucker.

XHH: I look like a "stupid" design.
I sit home alone. I went to wash my hands. The habit of foolish mleat - first liquid soap on the hands abundantly lick, and only then the fox crane crane.
XHH: It has always worked. I open it, it is dry. The mega-brains of the ZKH disconnected all the water.
xxxh: metal around the apartment, the boiler is empty, there is no aquarium, wash nothing shorter. Nothing to do. He stood up over the bathroom, dropped his cowards and began to write on his palm. I stand with a pleasant lily, palms under the stream of each other, and in the voice I rise with myself.
Is Mom here?
You knew it... :(

>> Loss of virginity by rupture of the pleura.

“Who is the wicked one who has persuaded you to do so?” He could have caused you pneumotorax and lung collapse! Even the pleuritis would be caught.

(1→∞)&(∞→ 1) the formula of d'Artagnan.

in the communion.
Q: Do you have something heavy?
Yes, I will turn it on now.
Give me a nail...

Drivers who do not observe the GDPR and do not pass pedestrians on zebras on green, yes, yes, I appeal to you!

from some time before the transition to the rules of the PDD on the zebra to its green began to sharply put forward a bag with a goose for a couple of kilograms at the bottom.
Three strangers have already taken their heads.
then scratched problems from the DPS for the fact that "trapped a pedestrian" witnesses every time there were many.
Gabbars are not offended. 120 kg in boxing.

Worse than the Sberbank of Russia only the Post of Russia. And worse than the Post of Russia only the clinics of Russia. And worse than the Russian clinic, there is nothing, I sincerely believe that these are ADA branches on earth...

xxx: I dreamed today that I was swallowing in the bath with Chubai...
xxx: I open news in the morning - "At Chelyabinsk came Anatoly Chubays" O_O
WOW: This is only if you dream of zombies, you call right away, okay?? to

I no longer train at home, I go to the hall... I knock the press, I go to the room with my brother, I say – hold your legs, I turn to leave and I fall deliciously, because. He took my foot, a fucking coach.

Kinney was tired today.
We do homework for the whole family. The child describes an animal without naming it, and the parents guess, then vice versa.
In short, the child: "He has branched horns, he is in a speck, he lives in the woods, he has copts... bla, bla, bla... and there are many on the roads."
And then I was ashamed...

Wraithalex: Yes, we can say, only for Friday and work!

g: and we have a guy who comes to us in the office, tells all sorts of fairy tales about the cunning and greedy Jews and fries all the nuts))How do you think he is also a Jew?
P: Unambiguously

My brother speaks to my mother on Skype:
Son, what are you doing?
I play
My son should be mature and responsible. What are you doing?
I play
My son should be adult and responsible. What are you doing?
I watched naked girls on the internet.
My son should be mature and responsible. What are you doing?
I develop a business plan.
The young man.
for his bordell.
Fuck it.

I am pleased to comment on the article on the applesider:
Is Russian your native language? I'm not attached to small grammar and punctuation errors, I'm about the unbreakable stylistic shit that reigns in your "text."
Please never again make such ridicule about the Russian language. He is good and has done nothing bad to you.

Twilight-4, the very beginning of the film: Jacob runs out of the house, in anger throws out some paper and quickly sinkes into the forest. SITIM RJOM: the agenda from the military commission received!

Who ate the hurma? Kissing the hurm?! to
and cat.
Everyone is crazy in this house.