With Dirty.
Just from Maidan. I had a left nostril, and the tear gas helped me break it down. All you are offered in the pharmacies is a tuft!

After sex, the husband went to wash someone, returns:
Now you can go to bed with a clear conscience.

I knew that the conscience of men was there.

I moved from a separate house to an apartment. Well, that I would have a neighbor with a perforator, I didn’t even doubt. But I was lucky! I have a light version: it starts drilling strictly after the hour of day. Life has succeeded! )

How is Dr. Router called?
In the sense?
He will send you to the right doctor.
A therapist?
Exactly thank you!

From email mail:

Welcome to *****!

We inform you that your account has been disabled due to the deadline for inactivity.

If you do not want to object to the project, then delete this email and forget about it, and we, in turn, in a month will forget about you and never worry again.

from 01.12.13
The guys have an awkward service, I liked their response)))) short and clear)))

Never trust three categories of people: Gypsies, Jews and hairdressers.
Yyy: What, the curve of the Iroquois came out?))
xxx: Well, I said that about the Gypsies and Jews no questions will arise ^_^

But if I knew it then, I would not feel fashionable and stylish, but stupid in the way. And I would not be able to make a proper impression on my current husband, with whom we have been together for more than 10 years.
Ladies and gentlemen, draw conclusions. Style is in the head, not in the clothes.
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And why does it seem to me that her husband didn’t look at the jumper at all, but more at the face, breasts and character?)

The Maniac:
Distinguishing a manic from a normal manic is quite simple. It is enough to ask: "How many human bodies, with a volume of 100 liters each, will fit in a cubic hole, with a rib length of 1 meter?"
The normal person will answer "ten" or ask for additional conditions, and the maniac will say "seven" because he knows the actual rate of filling the pit with human bodies.
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How do you know this ratio?

to this:
Please don’t write the "sweet" at the end of the quotation. Even the most funny of this ceases to be funny, and the author wants to chant for the lack of a sense of measure. If you do not feel that the curtain is superfluous, just believe the word. Better without him. and honestly.

I support. This also includes all sorts of "subtable" and other indicators of the author on what a funny joke.

It doesn’t matter where you like it.
I like you anywhere :D

The division into "technology" and "humanitarian" is incorrect. The correct names are "disabled humanities" and "disabled technical sciences".

The year 2005:

<n0> soon I will not be surprised when on the street you approach a girl to ask how long and she will answer "vypija jadu" - pizza minutes.
<n0> and people on the sidewalk will say: lol chuvag: kill yourself.
<Atrium> and the passing grandmother will think: "the swallow is protected"

Fuck it, you knew it.

XAXBCZCZAAX: I’ve seen a lot of fun in one German movie
Shil0: Gathered your nick in the MK - killed Shao Khan.

In recent times, trying to download something from the Internet is like trying to go through a crowd of Gypsies, and at the same time you are filled in your pockets with meaningless stuff and you get a cold, flu, plague...

In the theme of Van Damme, who sits on a sword between cars and all sorts of parodies on him. I found another, pleased with the first comment:

Urok: already is a video, where Yanukovych sits on a spat between customs and the European Union.

Dema: I watched a masterpiece conversation at the medfak. One girl asked in the group if they watched "The Walking". In response, I got what they watched, and still ahead of a seminar on the "lightening" and a visit to the morge.
Dema: Only Medfak, only Hardcore

XXX God will forgive
Yyy: I doubt he sees all my shame.)
YYY: If you assume that it exists
YYY: But this is a completely different story.
XX: How will you then explain the workability of your code?
Fuck, there is a God.
yyy: it is even more convincing than the intangibility of the universe and the fact that life exists.

In the distant, distant years, the book "How steel was hardened" was recorded in the sections of catalogues "Metallurgy", "Steel and Rental Technology" and others.
ууу: Has the anecdote about the field theory article in the Journal of the Agricultural University finally come true?

These and many other fun paradoxes can already be seen today on the site, created on the task of the Ministry of Science. The site is called the Map of Russian Science. Just look at what areas the country’s leading mathematical, physical or humanitarian institutions are dealing with.

Following his son read Harry Potter. Well, I finally started to understand the jokes about Dobby Free and others.
Love your kids :)

A: I changed the song a little.
C: Okay, print and bring tomorrow to the tail.
A: Which hero am I printing it now? I don't have a printer and it's been two o'clock in the night.
C: with your hand and pen
A is fucking! I have a hand and a pen!
A: This is the era of computers.