Fuck my parents congratulated me!
2: What is it?
When I was asleep, I put flowers on the pillow. I wandered in my dream. I wake up shorter - dark (the thorns are dense), tight (I was so curled) and flowers on my chest. He decided that in the grave...

There is a summary:
Knowledge of foreign languages:
English, German, to the extent of its corruption.

It became curious. I will talk to a candidate on Monday.

My friend gave me today:
Men need to meet in GAI: they are all there without babes and with cars!

xxx: I’m excited to "Sign up when the Messiah comes". This kind of message to the mail - "We inform you that today has been the third coming. Happy New Year"
— — —
Fuck, I fucked the second one.

Is there mat or pornography in the movie? I ask because I need to know - can I watch alone or with my mother?
The strange taste of your mother. I do not argue. I am not guilty either.

xxx: Why are women so often photographed in sex, putting both hands on the wall, and laying on it?

YYY: They are seducing. Emphasizes all important female curves, demonstrates remarkable physical shape and free access to all intimate holes. Symbolizing complete confidence, the hands are relaxed and raised up along the wall.
Your face is turned to you. The eyes shine. You seem to really like her. You can get in half of it, you can leave in half of it. After a while, a huge number of your children will come out of it, they will grow up, go to the army, defend the homeland, pay taxes, give birth to more children, and they will give birth to so many children that there will be no place on earth for them, the world will turn into hell, where there is no mercy and goodness, only hatred and struggle for a piece of space. The offspring will start to bite each other with their strong white teeth. The teeth will give the advantage in this war.
Now you understand why it is so important for a girl to have a beautiful smile, and the hair on the back is backward.

ZZZ: I am afraid of you.

and useless_faq

The drummer is like a hill in a patte... No one notices his work until he is treated.

She: If you don’t kiss me, I’ll meet you in bigodes and with a rock!
He: Will you meet me? Ura to!
She: I hate you!

Q: Why are you silent?? to
Sh: I remembered that I went to the internet not to talk to you about the split, but to prepare for tomorrow's open lesson (

ÎRÄ(Akimoto): What do you eat the most extreme?
Old Babra: Cheburek on the Kursk

You: also did not read the first word, because it is the first and with a double point.

Unknown man who yesterday brought three frozen girls from the 98 km of Shchelkovsky highway to the subway!Thank you, and for stopping, and for telling fun stories, and for not taking the money!! More people like you.
thank you.

Imagine I’ve wrapped up the column myself! My mother wept, she didn’t think.
That my hands grow from where I can get to my head :D

Lilovi Enot: Well, I can’t, when such foolish subjects from the series begin: “You have such eyes, where did you get it?”", pulls to answer: “In the morge from the corpse, I’ve forged it.”"...

Talk to me and my mom.(I am my mom :D)
My mom came after work, and brought two pizzas to warm up in the hospital.
How are you going to warm them up?
M - I'm not going, I know that you will go to the neighbors, who you always do everything, and tell them that you have a suspicion of the wrong operation of their HVC oven, and you need to urgently check twice.

- I <3 U
Yes, I know that iodine weighs less than 3 uraniums.

In the 60s. Japanese volleyball player Kasaya Masaya. By the way, the captain of the team.

<Courtesy_Bayne> Hello! Where you disappeared yesterday, we could not find you. Is it okay?
<Capslock00> Mmm... You know, I don’t remember much. It was as if we first decided to go to the cabbage, then the mints followed us, and then I woke up in Irkutsk. But judging by the fact that I am still alive, whole and lost only memory, conscience and sunglasses - everything is fine :)

Preamble: I live with a cat - kind, moderate harmful... well a cat like a cat in general. Only in his one-and-a-half years of the street he still shrugged - he sat on the window and shrugged at any movement outside the window.
Ambulance: Yesterday evening, the hormones apparently gave a magical pencil of his courage and this miracle flooded into a fortress on a gulbassevo. And it would be nothing - they left the fork open so that he would come down when he returned.
In the middle of the night I feel somebody pins me, persistently so. The first thought is that the child wants something. A happy cat in front of the nose.
Mau Mau Mau Mau Mau Mau Mau
I say back in the pillow.
Immediately I get a nonchalant hook to the right (I have to say boost) in a full affix I wake up. In the cat's eyes it is written literally "you woke up what to sleep, mistress?!!and "
Furthermore, I am not afraid of this word, the animal sits right in front of me and begins to broadcast something - very diligently with expressions of various kinds "miu", "mau", "mur-mir-tir" and all that... And so 5 minutes. I even listened to it.))) He told me, got on a chair and fairy tales...
But I am still in the Achery 0_o
Attention question: cats always report to their owners about the loss of innocence? ))) Something I don’t feel like...

xxx: Fuck, yesterday in the bath was the same, and everyone was swallowing, and today I am alone with a fever and swallow (((
YYY: You have had fun...