How do I check if I have a home?
XHH: Burn an apartment, if someone's body is found, then the home was

They borrowed about the disappearing Sauron with the ring. When will we read the primary sources so that we don’t ask stupid questions? Answer for the last time.
First, the Ring is “reasonable,” has its will and makes its decisions. Secondly, the Ring gave each one the measure of supremacy which he imagined (unconsciously, himself) and which he was able to endure. For Gorlum-Smeagul, omnipotence was conceived as an opportunity to look after everyone while remaining invisible, and to do the ugliness of a little bit. For Bilbo, the only desire at the time of finding and first use of the Ring was not to be eaten by Gorloum and to get out of the caves. Frodo knew how the Ring worked in Bilbo, and the Ring could not deceive expectations. It did not affect Tom Bombadil at all, since Tom was endowed with all the possible and desirable powers for himself (a simple analogy: he was pumped to the maximum level))). Furthermore, if the Ring had reached Boromir, he would have become the invincible warrior, the most powerful in all the Middle Earth and all that, but most likely would have become excessively cruel and conquered and killed everything that moves.
And Sauron just... well... wanted to be the Strongest. Invisibility has nothing to do with him.
Now is understandable?

Why don’t you like people so much?
YYY: I am a vegetarian.

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Well, I played with my brother's iPad until it was sold and, honestly, it's not ice for me, I like to drive and I don't want to be a ios, if only a gift for a snack, but if you choose yourself, it's better without a ios.

by PUMA-3D
Why was my brother sold?

Video on YouTube, where a cat is thrown into the snow, in a slow shot. It falls beautifully and so it was thrown several times, filmed from different angles. It is beautiful and elegant in the snow, of course.
The most popular comment:
HH: and then he fucked in all the tapes

Everyone can relax!!! I am the king of myself!! and a horse... and a burning cottage 😉

There is no enemy, only a defeated country.

The story, as Medvedev whispered, about the cat.

We lived in the north (young professionals). In the barracks, on the first floor, heating, hot water, bath, etc. Everything is available.
The New Year. The time is 23:00, the table is broken, 86 years, on the large ground (so called) in the shops with a ball of paths, and we have a downfall.
New Year is coming and there is nothing to do. Decided to walk. Out of the window -45, get excited. We walk, especially nowhere, everywhere snow above the knee, we walk around, and around.
Let’s look at our room from the street.
to go.
We have a cat, a Siamese, the name is Kesha.
We approach the window, on the table (the festive) sits this bastard, and eats. We were in shock, we cooked it for ourselves for the party, and he, the cattle. Well, let us yell, (glasses double) – the creature came out, and other kind words. A table next to the window. He, hearing our “cry” stopped, raised his mouth, looked at us (out of the window), and continued to “eat”. His glimpse of bright blue eyes expressed a great doubt that we (small people behind the window) could prevent him from celebrating the New Year. He saw us exactly. Well, shit, with cries, we rushed to rescue the harch, and beat that dull, blue-eyed face. We open the door, on the table bite delicacies, and the cat himself sits in the hallway, with such an expression of the face as Medvedev at a government meeting, type, and I, I am nothing.
The feast, they did not beat, began to walk.

Women are good, men want only sex from them, but men - sit, break your head, what a woman needs from you.

Sadly, the money ended and I liked eating.

Someday I will have an animal, I will call it Prisoner, and every time in the presence of friends or relatives of my wife I will have a reason to fast.
I will ask: Dear, did you feed the Prisoner? Have you forgotten to put him in? Was it water for him?
Let them know that I am not the only one.)

xxx: Saw on the package of mayonnaise advertising action: Send by SMS 250'000 (twenty fifty thousand!!!) Code from under the cover and you can win one million rubles. Action deadline until March 1. I decided to count. You need to buy 50 tons of mayonnaise in small bags for a total of 7.5 million rubles (and you need to eat it somehow, not throw it away...) and send 250 thousand SMS for a total of about 375 thousand. In the end, you have to spend almost 8 million for a chance to get one million. What were the organizers expecting? There are such foolish millionaires.

Yippidy yi yippity yay. You are doubtful. The MMM has proved three times that we have such fairy ones not measured.

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I even rushed several times to write to him that he was a heartless fool, but I remembered that he was a heartless fool and did not write.

XHH: I don’t like, for example, when in public places they’re very passionate about everything. Both are somewhat violet.
In other words, about the sexes! We put a laminate.

My husband and I are very pleased with this coffee. Dish yourself, we make coffee and tea in it, and recently my wife used to make her a great borst and salad, I recommended her to make in her and soup-pure. True, there is a small (but justified) minus - you can't cook the sausages in it, but it's not a problem, we cook them in the teaker.

To the question of modern education - 3rd class, the last question of the test:

What does not apply to cultural institutions?
Shoes can be broken.
B. Your feet can get tired.
You can fall and damage something.

(The correct answer is "B")

"Oli has stretching, in addition, I and the girl came across a game, she struck me and she lost memory and she was shaken, I had a chest injury... We were taken to the ambulance then.
The fucking short.

You will not call it otherwise...
So you know what?
Now you can tell everyone that you can wash people’s memories.

The game "Test yourself"
Take your phone, turn off, take out the SIM card, put it in a box. There you also put the power cable of the computer and charging the laptop and phone. It is possible to remove the battery from the laptop. Put a modem there, if you have a wired internet - its end is deliberately blurred with a scotch. In general, the first two actions should be enough, but the rest - to be irrelevant. Everything was put in a box. We close it, wrap it with a scotch, for the most convincing we put it in a larger box, and again wrap it with a scotch in 3 layers. Mark the date and time of packaging.
The game started.

XXX is good. I was joked in the chat because I wasn’t there for a long time!
Yyy: I was in the universe for the same reason...

I was lucky to finish school before being a student became a shame.