xxx: before my mom told me before going out on the street "do not talk to strangers, do not take unfamiliar items", now I tell my mom before going on the internet "do not send sms to unfamiliar numbers, do not download unfamiliar files". Now I know the motherly feelings and excitement :)

Wait for the girl to paint.

Feel yourself Hachiko.

During the passage of one horror, in a chat of spectators, during a romantic scene:
XXX - now the girl must stop in any creature!!! to
YYY to wife?

In Donetsk, at a session of the Voroshilov district council, deputies decided to recommend the schools of the district to exclude from the program on foreign literature the books of the English writer Joan K. Rowling about Harry Potter.

The initiator of this decision was a well-known businessman in the city, deputy of the district council Alexander Adamov. Instead of books about the wizard boy, he proposed to include in the school program on foreign literature the book of Swedish writer Astrid Lindgren "Peppy the Long Claw". Deputies of the district council supported this proposal, reports “UNIAN”.

According to Adamov, “the good works of the author “Carlson who lives on the roof” and “Mio, my Mio” teach children love and friendship, respect for the people around them.”

Yes, the work about the ugly, elderly mutant dwarf, practically a bomz, who without demand runs into a strange house and takes away from the child toys and sweets, and also spoils property - very good and instructive, especially for Donetsk schoolchildren.

ууу: If you argue with such sarcasm, the main characters of the "Magic of the Emerald City" are the dolboeb, the cynic and the cyclone.

I am a graduate of university!
Thanks to Google for that =)

Previously, when I was sitting with a book in the toilet, my mom came and turned off my lights... But now, with the new HTC Incredible S...

And yet interesting:
The little dogs that ladies carry in their bags, will they ever get there?

The famous Copic markers have such an immense variety of colors that among them are colorless, colorless cold, and colorless warm.

Everything that doesn’t kill us makes us stronger.
and ah! Auto accidents, strokes, injuries - make a person a powerful vegetable.

My faithful man has a terrible mess on the table all the time. What was not there: and wires, and spare parts from phones, and all kinds of lighters, and even a almost empty package of chips, which has been undernourished for several months.
It’s his table and I don’t touch it. One day my nerves didn’t stand and I decided to sit down on the table. She wiped out the dust, which there was immeasurably, placed spare parts on boxes, papers in a stack, a pack of chips thrown into the garbage.

The faithful comes. He thanked for the dust wiped out...and stated that everything was not so. And what do you think? He dispersed everything in places as it was in order of disorder. A thief in a thief. Moreover, he insulted stating that the chips did not eat. Therefore, he took the package out of the garbage and placed it in a ‘legal place’. I am in shock...

A well-known song about "Stay in the evening, set up my computer\internet\her-know-what-other, get antivirus! Or there are dumb goats and they want money!"
Well, make sure that... And I look sharp and don’t want money!

Comment on the video "Pharaoh's serpent from calcium gluconate - experiments"

xxx: In Japanese porn videos such things rape girls.

by JJ

Another person told me that he remembers how I got drunk on the evening two years ago and decided not to clarify the events in the morning. This was my second meeting with him.
Dancing on the table?
I went to the store at night to steal food. They brought three banks. Now I try to figure out how I stuck them in my pants, grumbled on the go and shattered the shelves with chickiness.
Is it bad?
Of course bad. It is illogical. I don’t like warriors.

50 years ago, we thought we would be flying to distant planets in the early 2000s.

Everything went not according to plan. In the 90s, Skynet was to start the Third World War, as a result of which robots would wet the whole dull part of mankind (right in the toilets along with iPhones). Other weak spirits would be connected to the matrix. The strongest and smartest survived. Here they would break the roof of robots, and then on the ruins of civilization would start to build space ships.

Oh my brothers:
I lose weight from our rulers in general and from the Greff in particular: the Sberbank takes rubles under 8% per annum (maximum), and lends under 20% per annum.
Total: 12% on the pocket.
Such a wild scatter only exists in Africa now.

I am afraid to tell you the purchase price of milk and what percentage there is in the pocket, or you will lose less weight than at birth.

Marstem: Now comes the call through icq from the client.

I want to travel around the world, to cut off people’s heads, to burn cities and villages, and in my free time to smooth a horse.
Sorry, I didn’t send you there.

A simple human desire.

at work :
XXX: What are you doing?
YYY: And I am in extraction.
XX: Create a plan of action
Category: 1 to eat
2 to sleep
Stay in a point
4 different
XXX at work. Although the plan is brilliant))

A friend told me today
The girl woke up in the morning and went to work.
He woke up and was going to the hospital.
Soon, I went to sleep again.
There are two bottles of beer left in my dream!! to

Everyone can’t get used to that when the boss asks me "what’s going on?", he’s referring to him, not me...

- Cartwell languages are based on phonetic wording and descriptions, it's hell in general :)
worse to understand only Armenian with its agglutination

What an interesting language! The letters are like Russian, but they are not understandable:)))