It was in Tomsk. One guy after another acquaintance discovered that he had pubic lice appeared in the causal place, popularly called mandavoks. The situation was unpleasant, he went to the pharmacy. I knew what to buy, but I was ashamed of the young vendors. I turned around the pharmacy, noticed on the street a man with a stinking look. He explained the situation to him and promised to give him a bottle if he bought him a medicine. The man asked for money ahead. To do nothing, gave money and for a bottle, and for medicine. He went to the pharmacy following the man and with an independent view looked at the poster in the corner of the shelf.The man buys the medicine, with a wide gesture moves him to the edge of the shelf and says loudly, "Hold, guy. be treated!

My mother bought my grandmother a new gas plate as a gift. on the "advertising" found a licensed specialist to connect. I made a check-up call in the morning - he had already forgotten, but promised to come at 2 p.m. And then at 3 a.m. he called and said that "the court refused in the cassation and he will go to jail next week" wished me all the best and that we would look for another specialist.

XXX: What is the trend?
YYY: What they are talking about.

Man is created for happiness.

If you want to be happy, be human.

The prehistoric.
We go out with my sister to the courtyard, in the center of which is a very strong private pre-war house (one, 1914). The buildings. Through the courtyard, in a hurry, goes a gray crown... Goes, every stone under his feet looks ( suddenly, what kind of diamond?This behavior could not be left unpunished - the crown is noticed by a healthy cat, who quietly steals to the prey, up to which 10-12 m. Clearly seeing the danger, but without giving sight, the crown slowly steams its way and disappears behind the corner of the house. The cat, realizing that his "lunch" no longer sees the approximation of death, runs over the corner... And there four crabs throw on him, from all sides knock the unreasonable head and torso, ticking the skin. The fifth, having caught a speck in the wardrobe, having made a "dead loop" in front of the nose of the ear, lands from behind the victim and begins to drag the cat for the tail. The cat, saving his skin and the remnants of self-love, shamefully leaves the field of beating for the birds.
This scene reminded me of how, 40-45 years ago, normal guys caught in a similar way local robbers and just hooligans, putting in front of them a "pick-up" - a botanic-pick-up, on which "clients" were well "clogged", with whom very intense "educational and applied" work was immediately carried out. So our area (even the nearby territories) became a place where any person could walk peacefully at night and night.

The Russian Orthodox Church urges Russians not to travel abroad. You can get to the end of the earth and fall.

A friend of mine told me. Her sister married a virgin. and physiological. The husband then rejoiced that he found a decent one, she called him a donkey in a tiger. She did not restore her virginity. Just before the wedding she, sleeping with not one man, gave only in the pop and in the mouth. But the virgin, yes.

xxx: The French created a vibrator compatible with erotic books
XXX: Yes, it is necessary
YYY: for remote programming?
xxx : )

Announcement: Sold 2 bedroom, practically new, passed 1 PVD. It is stored in dry form.
The advantages are many, the disadvantage is one: the set requires a well-contained neighbor without a WP - 1pcs. Due to the absence of such and unclear prospects for the near future, it was decided to get rid of it.

Humility is the weapon of poverty. A pocket man can’t hide.

XXX: I was shorter than I thought. The only reasonable explanation why I can’t go to do something, is not getting enough vitamins in the body, and I bought myself apples. Once they are ready, you can start cleaning. I don’t like fruits, so I decided to eat them.
The perfect plan :)

I am not tired of being surprised:

You would say age. Or you read and don’t understand: so very young and no experience, so just a fool.

How could it be in two lines to write the same particle "li" in three different ways (fused, separately, through a defect)?

Recently, my friend has been lucky with sports, but not very smart young people. During the story of the next "Ukhager" angrily releases:
You know what I understood? Sport is when another chromosome grows during intense training.

Based on the anecdote “Travka puziko ćkočet”.
He jumps on the pitch and chopsticks from the soul.
Like a good drunk or smoked anash.
The horse goes out on that slope, looks wild, does not understand.
Why does the crooked eagle run on her and crack.
He asked the jeweller, what did you do here?
What did he smoke, or what did he smoke?
Yoj hickled, smiled, rested and said:
You would have run the horse here, you would have understood everything and kept it!
The horse melted, thought, jumped, stood up on the debris and broke up.
He walked on the pitch as if someone had struck him.
The horse rushes through the field like a raft.
The man looks at the picture like this.
He ran four rounds and came back to the meal again.
I cheated on my friend, I couldn’t find anything.
There is nothing funny here, there is nothing to crack.
Tell me Yozik again from what you started roasting.
Yozik whispered, turned and walked on the grass.
The pudding crap. So fun for me.

Are you serious? A man bought a dishwasher to his wife, why make a mess out of it! Yes, all men who master their hands will only be pleased with the gifted set of tools! A woman shouldn’t be happy with a dishwasher? Here they already started to guess that he was an egoist, a wicked, a hater of women. Are you stupid?

We also had snow, but it was cold. It’s so beautiful, fuck it.
yyy: so, winter in principle can be described by these two words - beautiful, but fucking)

It’s not about pointing a woman into the kitchen. Remember that longtime, when the daughter of friends first asked what she wanted for her birthday, the child wanted paints, paper, colored foil and all sorts of other brushes - and then told everyone that they actually already decided that they were giving a computer, let the guests better with the money. As a result, the child without a gift, the computer is, of course, the daddy "you will be allowed sometimes to use it, if you will behave well". Here the option is softer (yet it will be easier for the wife with a dishwasher than without it), but the point is that a family acquisition is issued for a gift to someone.

For the humor:
A friend gave her husband a glossy board on February 23. He in response to March 8 - Auto Antenna (C)

My husband tells. He calls me when I am in resuscitation. He begins to twist something about the schedule of circles for older children. I say, go you, I have glues (and indeed, the glues were half a day). He is interested: and what are you showing in the glutes? I: So far everything is fine. I think I’m a decent person. %
I remember it very well, but I remember it very well. :D

Not even a scientist will note that the human genome was sequenced almost a decade ago.

The use in one sentence of expressions of the type "everyone is obvious that" and highly specialized terms - from evil. For such phrases, I think, it is necessary to beat an encyclopedia dictionary on the head.

Borrow 19255, you have learned to put the letters into words, and the meaning to understand, it seems - not. You are not entirely confused that in the previous story the mother-in-law "born a helper"? to myself, ahah You, therefore, were given free service by default.

At the same time, the author clearly saw everyday objects only on the picture, otherwise he would not have come to his mind to write that homework requires "half an hour a day." The diagnosis is clear - licked by the mother-in-law, to whose bridesmaids the mother-in-law has more demands than to astronauts.