Love is when everything is clear without words, and what is clear is unclear.

I am sitting at work, calling from an unknown number:
A girl’s voice.
and yes.
A little silence, he said:
Is Irene at home?
You may have been wrong.
Probably... sorry.
It would be nothing, but then on my number comes a SMS from her:
“Iris, you didn’t give me that number. There was a man who answered. [...]

Yesterday we fought for socialism with a human face. Now we are fighting for capitalism with a human face. In other words, we lack a human face.
© Mikhail Zhvanetsky

So it turned out that immediately after the wedding, my wife and I rented an apartment in a panel house carefully above the apartment of my parents. On one of the summer evenings we lie down with the newly appeared wife, watching some movie, the time was around 23:00. Even in the evening, but hot, the city is south, the humidity is high. And I have a couple of bottles of cold Miller beer in my refrigerator. Well, I quickly walked into the kitchen, pulled out the bottle, opened it and went back to the bedroom, as there was a phone call. It was my mom who said the following: “Don’t go barefoot, you’ll get a cold!“”

She said, “In court, the rich man always wins the poor man, and in street fight, the opposite.” This is the success of many revolutions.

told a acquaintance.
I went to the clinic for a gun certificate (he is a hunter). You need to go to a psychiatrist. I go into the office, I see: my grandmother is seventy years old, a kind of God’s puppy in a white cloth. I already forgot when the last time in the clinic saw a doctor in a capsule, but not the point.
“Sit down,” bubbles the grandmother, writing something on paper. I sit down. I put a runner on the table. I sit. and silence. It is written by man. I quietly chew the rubber (I just smoked, well, so that the smell less...). The grandmother, not leaving the papers, asks:
Do you know that chewing a chewing gum in the presence of a woman is inappropriate?
I apologize, bump something about smoking and the desire to reduce the smell, take out the rubber and stick it into a cigarette pack.
Grandma also, without looking at me, without breaking away from the papers, takes my runner-up, writes something and comments:
It is easy to be influenced by others.
I was slightly squeezed:
Sorry, but you said it yourself.
Grandma (but not raising her head and continuing to write):
Prone to aggression.
I have a breath in my stomach from the indignation of the sperm, but the inner voice whispers: “Silence, fool!” He is not a fool. We sit. and silence. Three minutes. 5 minutes. My grandmother, without tearing her eyes off the papers:
It easily falls into depression.
I begin to think that I am not about not getting a certificate now, I will be picked up with flashes, I am stuck and I decide to keep silent even stones from the sky.
We sit. and silence. Three minutes. 5 minutes. Somewhere minutes after ten, the grandmother finally raises her head and with the astute-harmful look of the old lady Shapoklyak throws me:
Go on, the hunter.

If the conversation does not stick, try to treat it with alcohol.

In her youth she worked as a translator for a foreign humanitarian organization that identifies cases of “sexual abuse of minors.”
It did not work for long – it was difficult even to translate the reports of our “field agents” who worked with the affected children. A terrible statistic that the vast majority do not even know.

Alkashi rented the children to friends for a bottle. A grandfather for years raped his granddaughter, threatening to kill his mother. Six-year-olds in the crowd are washing over second-class children right behind the school. A man gives a student money to bring the boy out. A seller in the store for a year forces the girl to come to him regularly, threatening that otherwise he will rape her little sister. The mother puts her daughter under her father’s arm so she doesn’t leave.
Often these are well-off children, the environment does not even suspect what is happening to them, specialists have to work long and hard.
To trust them and tell them.
The children do not believe they will be saved. Children know what you will say: I invented it, I provoked it, it is my fault.

Shame on all of you who say so. I see there are many of you here.

pvgreshn: And about Gazprom... we bought furniture from this organization’s representative office.
And it turned out that due to the rounding, the shipment documents were one penny less than they listed for us.
Well, we were just going to write it off - Ann is not refusing!!! to
The accountant called them and had brains so that we could return them (the penny) to their account.
And the argument that the payment one will cost 50 rubles on her has no impact. In the bank we naturally sent with a penny - did you say what? Did you drop a penny from the list?! to
Well, we told them so and so... and then we will bring the case to court!!! Go back!! to
We are an email address - that the bank payments less than the ruble does not accept our...
So they said - okay, then our representative will come to you to give out of the box!!! From the box!!! and a penny!!! to
We met him with the whole company, solemnly!!! I have been looking for a penny for a long time to calculate!!! All acts by order, from him authority to receive - dop. The return agreement!!! to
And he finally settled out!! Otherwise the prize would not be given.
So is this?! to

Why are you, citizen, not trying to touch my child and not even looking at him? Are you afraid of not coping with yourself? You are a pedophile!!and "

The Evil

> installed a cardboard girl

Five pedophiles were arrested.

A discussion is an attempt to convince the opponent that he is a fool.

In guests I have a postgraduate student, a Polish - I make him a graphic part of the candidate - I work out. In the court at the end of the 80s, the time of the bourgeois Komsomol leaders. On TV advertisement of a cool foreign brand: - This car is the face of a young entrepreneur!
What a stupid advertisement! Money should be invested in the initiated business. We have a young entrepreneur driving a very modest, old car, and no one will have to deal with someone who has bought a expensive car.
How right he is. Why don’t we often think about what we do?

Russian governors cannot tolerate theft. Therefore, in principle, they travel to treat only in those countries where governors do not steal.

The car's left rear wheel collapsed.
The next day’s order: “All cars have to check the rear left wheels.”
So we live –

Don’t go into the elevator with a strange child.
and
So I do, showing a gesture - go, say, one, a child, and he cries on the topic of "take a walk again" and climbs the stairs. Do not drive the elevator too light children alone.

This is when both of you are sixteen is the age of consent. And when one is sixteen, another more than eighteen, it is already a guard.
and
When both are not 18 - there is generally everyone for everything. The age of consent is the age at which a person can have sexual intercourse with an adult partner. Read the UK, and don’t listen to the guesses of grandmothers on the bench.
# educational

Comments on the article "On a dangerous "zebra" in Krasnoyarsk installed a cardboard girl":
887: The same cardboard deputies in the city council and in the municipality. You don’t have to pay, you don’t need to steal – and it’s the same.

Xxx: I attributed the diploma to the norm control
I thought this woman would be taken away with a heart attack.
XXX: She didn’t eat anything.
Xxx: Where are the retreats! The letter!! The standards
Xxx: She even had a vein on her forehead.

disagree

No is. And should not be! This is a normal situation. Non-standard, but fully compliant with the norms. If there was nothing extraordinary that humanity has never encountered, there is nothing to report here.
Or do you offer to arrange a noise for every small fire that firefighters deal with in half an hour (including a trip back and forth)?
You need to pay attention to what does not fit any norms.

First, the country must know its heroes, no matter how pathetic it sounds. And how Kirkorov goes to the toilet across the country is, and how people save other people, let it be a profession for them, it is a "normal situation".
Secondly, the news should not be 50% filled with polytot, and 50 - with corpses. Our life consists not only of this. People should also receive good news.