to this:
We met... I don’t know, he doesn’t brush his teeth, or he doesn’t change his cowards, or maybe a disease – but we communicate now only at a pioneering distance. How would you tell such a good man?

From personal practice:
I met a girl, the smell from her mouth was... not even the smell, the smell. Several times tactically hinted, then directly advised going to the dentist. Hysteria and separation.
In a couple of months I will find out that she is in the jaw-face, with the most difficult suppuration.
I understand not funny. But still do not soak up the problems and take comments into account, with health do not joke.

And yes, my dear ladies, say, who of you is now cooking borsches for three and a half hours, and then still pushing them with old yellow salt with garlic? Who in the oven tomatoes for half a day?
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I cook, and on two (sometimes three) different broths, and with garlic bread, and greens grow on the window.
There is no oven, but the cakes are in the oven.
But only when I want to cook a delicious family, not every day in the form of a grandmother's duty. And I am sure that we, such, are many.

You would ask who the cow in the morning dozes :)

The riots in Kiev:
Eugene R***: They seem to have decided to go the way of Assad.
X** V***: No, there are peaceful protests, it is the policemen specifically burned the bus to discredit the peaceful march, the demonstrators themselves tried to extinguish the bus, throwing empty bottles, bricks and armor, but can not get into it...

If you have a laptop or just a soft keyboard, try typing the words "vampire", "burn", "cake" with your finger on the keys. Do not thank.
You can try searching for more words. If there is time, it is delayed. At the moment the record in length - "prototype". Who is more?

X: And in Australia, a flood... One of my acquaintances got there. I say to him, “I thought there was a desert in Astralia.” "They also thought so there").

Danily
You must wake up, for the purgatory leads to the dark side of the force.

Arthem
It sounds like a fucking cock understand what is from the skyrim subterranean subsoil)

If you have thought about the USSR for twenty years so many fairy tales, you can easily imagine what the history of the ancient Roman Empire is.

In response to the adoption of the law in Ukraine on the prohibition of mass events, including automobile, one citizen appealed to the police with an official statement.

He officially demanded an accompaniment of GAI for a trip with friends to the bathroom. The man warned that more than 5 cars will gather in the column, and the 10 friends gathered in the bath constitute a "mass event" that needs to be protected by law enforcement agencies with the demand to ensure compliance with the new laws in practice. The man wrote a statement to the police, in which he his intention to rest with friends in the bath and asked the Ministry of Internal Affairs to properly protect public order. The message was addressed to the head of the Netishin city department of the Ministry of Internal Affairs Lieutenant Colonel Roman Gavrilyuk. Copies were transferred to the local administration of the SBU and the city council. “Dear Lieutenant Colonel, on Fridays at 17:15 I, Ryzhuk Sergei Alekseevich, and my friends take ballneological procedures in Kolomye (Slavutskiy r-n). To the destination we drive an organized car column on more than 5 (five) own cars. In the context of a number of laws adopted on 16 January 2014 by the Verkhovna Rada, I consider it necessary to ask you to ensure the accompaniment of our car colony with special vehicles with special signals," the document said. "In connection with the fact that more than 10 people are expected to participate in the balneological procedures, which automatically falls under the classification of "mass event", we ask to ensure public order," the author of the statement asks. Ryzhuk also noted in writing that for the convenience of law enforcement agencies will ensure the departure of the car colony from the city department of the police.

Do not listen to your inner voice, because it has never been outside.

Do you know what anarchy is?

Amore Daria: Yes, this is a booklet A like that in a circle

Amore Daria: usually painted in sown corners

In school, many textbooks were issued from the library. Biology books are no exception. Once from the library, someone had studied them before me.
Anatomy of man. Paragraph "Digestion in the mouth". My mother sits next to me and looks at me. And notices in the corner of the page a sexual penis drawn by the previous owner of the textbook.
Mother: This is what?
I: I’m more interested in what it does in such a paragraph...

"Vasya," said tiredly the ten-year-old then nephew to her three-year-old brother, "it is necessary to speak not by writing, but by gen-ni-ta-li-ja.

and survived! I have a dream that my husband agreed to have sex.

I confess to:

...Pipets, organized a joke about applause in the plane. How do you get it?? to
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Personally, I jerked on the fan just for boredom! ))

In fact, the real border does not exist.

By the way, since we’ve lived together, I’ve learned how to cook for one, so I grilled potatoes for two and ate it all by myself.

...Pipets, organized a joke about applause in the plane. How do you get it?? to

The "Adventures of Captain Wrangel" My heart is frozen from nostalgia, I can’t break away. And the child on the phone "fixics" is watching. This is also a good cartoon, but offensive for Wrangel to tears!

Norton Internet Security is installed. I download the utility to remove it to the Edrene-Fen. I launched. pops up a green message from Norton:"Norton_Removal_Kit.exe is safe."First thought: This naive bastard doesn’t even suspect...

How do you feel about the Olympics in Sochi?
Approximately like in a deaf village, where there is still no gas, autumn and spring roads,
periodically turn off the lights, one teacher for all classes, the nearest police officer for dozens of kilometers and
The pension is issued once every six months - an elegant limousine enters with music, flowers and flying out of the city.
The champagne window!
Well and...?
Every resident thinks of himself: knock your car on the cloth, get stuck in the dirt, break the wheels,
And let the fuel end, live with us.
Let’s celebrate the World Cup together, here.