XXX is AAAA! I have a monitor, it turns out! I’ve been putting something under it for five years to bend.

I come home today after work and my husband is watching porn.
WOW, and you what?
I’m in the screams, then I realize that he’s dressed looking at me with shattered eyes and gives "there’s great music playing", I listen, and there’s aerosmith-crazy in the background
Tagged with: porn

You are a fool, you don’t even know a poet.
I am a fool, I know the poets.
Q: Call at least one.
by Evgeny Onegin
Exactly stupid - it was written by Tolstoy

Master of Books:

In ancient Russian, the male penis was called the word "ud".
From here - "satisfaction", "satisfaction", "satisfaction", "satisfaction", "satisfaction", "satisfaction", "satisfaction", "satisfaction", "satisfaction", "satisfaction".

Noah is a girl.

Today, a colleague brought her six-year-old daughter to work. Then I saw how I broke in the break in Minecraft and ringed "I want, I want". had to teach. I started a local server and somehow taught me to walk and use the tool.
When he returned, on the ruins of the village, Nashah seized the remains of the inhabitants with a tail.

Fuck that training. The best example of motivation I had was shown by my father when I was in 7th grade.
xxx: asked us then to work out a project to pay - such as something useful for the home with their own hands for five a year
xxx: I got to do a book shelf.I still, I remember, was happy - long ago I wanted it.
XX: Well, I think it’s going to be there. Cut out of the fancy faster
But, fucking, as a result, I have done nothing in life so carefully and thoughtfully as this crazy shelf.
xxx: because my dad from somewhere pulled me under this shelf four thick-walled berry boards of kilograms to cheat five each.
xxx: and, fucking, sprinkled under her a hole in the wall above my bed :D
XXX is still hanging. Fifteen years passed.

XXX: Where is the Bordeaux?! to
YYY: And I ate it.
XXX: How did you eat? What does it mean to eat? Kissing the pot? Kissing a two-litre pot? You said it didn’t taste good!! to
Unfavourable does not mean uneatable.

c) there is m.

We have the operator commented on: (y)) New republic in the Russian Federation )) - Republic "TARTARstan ))"
Filial of Hell, Fuck

<breqwas> The area of the circle is proportional to the square of its diameter
<qw> this is
But this phrase won’t explain to two aunts why two pizzas of 28 cm are smaller than one pizza of 41 cm.
<breqwas> The problem

/by phone, Kostya, 6 years old/ - Daddy I finally learned to speak the letter "R"!!! The RRR! The fish! Oh, how good you are! How is the garden? Oh well!

The pattern slightly broke. From the football article:
"Louis has no chances to quickly fit into the base objectively more."

I have the whole office 😉
vsekane4to: from what?
I: The Project Manager is screaming on the phone
See also: ALLO
I am Vladimir Ilyich!! to
vsekane4to: ooh
vsekane4to: Lenin
vsekane4to: is he calling in the mausoleum?
I am Vladimir Ilyich!! to
You are missing!!! to
Lost in the most interesting place!! to
vsekane4to: the connection is bad?
The job is up 😉

When you go to the toilet, do you lock the door?
YYY: No
XXX: And I am not. This means that we trust each other and love each other very much.
We do not have a castle.

Nonimy: "The guests are good. A computer at home" he said and went home :c

It appeared here on February 14, 2012:
"Recently, melodrams have moved on to that genre,
Previously, it was a pure horror film. It's like a movie about vampires, and the slugs chew for two hours.
I think we should wait a few more steps soon. Joe the Zombie. They eat human brains. But he also has feelings. He loves a black woman named Merry. And despite the rotten skin, it’s a mutual feeling. Merry wants to tell people that the zombies are generally good, despite killing everyone they can.

And in February of this year came out the movie "Heat of our bodies"...

13-year-old girl, in audio recordings in VK: Metallica, Sistem of a Down, Rolling Stones, The Beatles, RHCP, Spline and others, etc. I am glad that not all children are lost.

[23:06:32] by JeanDo you know why air is in chips?
[23:06:55] Jolly*: not
[23:08:41] by JeanWhatever they do not break.
by Jean.Take as much air as you can and I’ll ask again. Will you be my girlfriend?

The eternal theme of shoes:
I sort all the socks. and Globe
I’m already thinking about putting chips on them.
Q: Are you losing?? to
WOW : Yes! I have a department in my closet called "Wait for me". There are lonely socks waiting for Kvasha to find their pair.

The poverty line should be moved in the opposite direction.

not from the first person, because not mine, found somewhere on the Internet, long time ago, I do not remember where, but liked:

A table in front of us. On the table is a glass and a fork. What do they do? The glass stands, and the fork lies. If we put the fork in the table, the fork will stand. Are the objects vertical and the objects are horizontal? Add a plate and a bowl to the table. They seem horizontal, but stand on the table. Now put the plate in the bowl. She was there, but she was on the table. Are the items ready for use? No, she was ready when she lay down.
A cat is on the table. She can stand, sit and lie. If in terms of standing and lying it somehow climbs into the "vertical-horizontal" logic, then sitting is a new property. She sits on the pope. A bird was on the table. She sits on the table, but sits on her feet, not on the pope. It seems to have to stand. But she cannot stand at all. But if we kill a poor bird and make a bite, it will stand on the table. It may seem that sitting is an attribute of the living, but the shoe on the foot is also sitting, although it is not alive and has no poop. Know what is standing, what is lying and what is sitting.
And we are also surprised that foreigners consider our language to be complicated and compare it to Chinese.

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