Teacher of Mathematics:
They are afraid to go out to the board! I am afraid of her, she is green. A calm color.

Neoyork> toasters proudly called themselves "the departure of quality".
How to name our department. "Department of Development"
and scary. Options have been proposed "guild development" and
"the departure of quantity" (with the motto "we will fill everything with our quantity)
and quality" ;

XXX: There was a joke in the bus
In the ears music plays, kitsch
XXX: And music, well, what a brighter, alive. The song is old, I know it. But something is not that. What a strange but pleasant musical path.
XXX: I really liked it. Go to the playground to see what version it is.
XXX: Nothing found, everything as always
Then I raise my eyes for minutes, and in the bus the Gypsy is playing the battlefield.

Discuss the new Dyson hand dryer for $1500.
Eugene: Why has the Minsk Belplast not yet mastered the import replacement dryer?? to
Andrew: Oh, she can shoot with a screw at such a flow speed.

News on the mail: "Linux destroys new Samsung laptops"
Tagged with: skynet! Don’t go to your grandmother! ?

No matter how much I read novels about post-apocalypse, everywhere mints are described as the main villains. Strange, but I believe it.

C6H: The Thief!!...
C6h: Go out to the aska!
Sergei Alexandrovich: This is Angela! He is not at home now.
c6h: Very nice, Angela) Angela does not know how to start her Skype? )))

<both> yum[wr0k]: and the secretary is nice?
<ium[wr0k]> not very
<ium[wr0k]> the old was better
<ium[wr0k]> in the decree went :\
<both> yum[wr0k]: ORL!

Two activists of the City Protection, detained at the Warsaw station in St. Petersburg, have been prosecuted for harm to the health of police officers.
During the clash, according to the Ministry of Internal Affairs, one policeman was hit with a blow on the head, the other was teeth. They were taken to the hospital in a state of moderate severity.
I don’t even know who is cooler, the students who were beaten off by the police or the policemen who were beaten by the head?

xxx: I sent an email to the Post of Russia with the question: "Where is my package?". Now I think what will happen faster? Will a package come or a response to the letter?
Both the first and the second

One good parent is better than a thousand books about education.
(Author of the Orthodox)

In his place
Once a young employee asked me why the chief physician in narcology was a woman - usually men are placed in such positions.
What would you give a woman if you wanted to thank her?
The flowers, the sweets, the perfumes.
The previous five doctors were men. They all died of drunkenness. The patients gave them cognac.
0 - O

“Adults do not marry with children, children do not marry with adults.” A fun game of society in decent people.

xxx: I remember once called a young man and very sympathetically told me that after analyzing the situation with finding our site on the twenty-fifth position in the yandex, he came to the conclusion that our site is not optimized, and offered the services of his company. I wondered what company. He called - it turned out that we were already their clients, and they were working so badly. It was uncomfortable.

Nothing brings you up in the morning like a wallet forgotten at home.

Wikipedia article about AC/DC

Caver Groups

AB/CD (Sweden and Italy)
BC and DC (Canada)
AM and FM (Germany)

I dreamed of you today! Probably not easy.
I guess it was an erotic dream. and :)
Maybe even pornographic. and :)
YYY: Finally it is! I had sex in my dreams!! to

Return the country of Soviets and faith in a bright communist future!
Yyy: Yes, we can’t build a normal capitalism here, and you about communism.
ZZZ: What’s the difference of not building?! to

The dispute between Nikita Dzhigurda and Sergey Shnurov enriched the Russian language by another 215 words.

< Gothic >

Instructions for use of equipment
"Prohibited: to open the lid and make repairs when the turbine is on..."

What is a normal person going into a working turbine? O_O

< Yuri >

Tony Stark