Bagyr: It turns out that if you type a tilt in Google, it turns.
Mrrl: The whole or only the main office?

The real case:
In the city of Yekaterinburg lives a funny uncle Igor.
One night, a funny story happened to him. Well taken on the chest of fire water, he moved home. Suddenly he is shot down by a car, and, in order to hide the traces of crime, he decided to a mounting. At the last blow, the montage stuck in the head of Uncle Igor. The criminals fled.
Uncle Igor, without removing the assembly from his head, to see that the hole did not blow, still got home. He slept like this for five days. Five days later, the neighbor smelled blood and called an ambulance. Our brave medicine, not understanding, decided to identify the sleeping (living) uncle Igor in the morge.
After sleeping well, Uncle Igor felt the cold and the irresistible desire to smoke. He pulled off a man lying next to him. It was necessary to see the eyes of the staff of the morgo when the body in a bowl approached them and asked to smoke.
P.S He now works as a security guard. The hole in the head is periodically disinfected with the same fiery water.

StatusQuo: - based on the logic of your statements, only a neuroproctologist will help you.

DreamON: I broke the tank, I couldn’t get “pulled for a plush mouse” (((
How did you do the 14th? So with the porn))
Dobryna: No... you know, what excited me in porn before, some poses, ways, even perversions – I have tried it all with the girls in real. And lately it has been filled with it, and somehow it is not so exciting anymore. As if there are girls, and the desire is trachatsco... But I don’t know what I want or who I want... Generally speaking, depression is smart... ((
Depression is depression!!! Go go you fuck!

[15.02.12 14:14:00] Dmitry: the shit of the stock of things
[15.02.12 14:14:02] Dmitry: The stock of things...
[15.02.12 14:14:05] Dmitry: up to 2 cases
[15.02.12 14:14:27] ne_Zlaya: and only one fox
[15.02.12 14:14:36] ne_Zlaya: first put on what is more important

I am a department manager with six years of management experience. On average, I spend 4 hours a day on nonsense, games, etc. But I feel bad because my boss does not go to work at all, but only answers the phone :(

Protection of information is extinguished. Man under 55. He makes a call. "Is it all here? Nikita, Stas, Gena, Turbo?

Ilith: I recently observed how a group of four Bulgarians were asked the question: is it true that they have a kicks on their heads means denial and vice versa? In response, one of them sneered, the other shrugged his head, the third said, “Yes,” the fourth said, “No.”

I: Brother as a throat?
Friend: releases the wrath, not in the throat of the current matter
I: What else is it?
Fucking all over the body.
You are sick brother.
You need to go to the doctor.)

Yesterday I go home, passing past the building, I see the inscription with a balloon on the fence:"Timati is alive!" And the signature below, already with another balloon:"Namok understood":D

Conversation in the smoker "plankton"- old and green:
“You’ll come to me in the village in the summer and I’ll give you a shirt – what will you do with it?”
Not at all! I cut wood very well!

XXX: How is it? How did the phenomenon of friend end?
He lived with us for three days. I ate my food and went to the ambulance.
He has eaten your food, broken your chairs, and melted your beds.

14 February.
The wife from the morning made a small symbolic gift ( wool socks and a cardboard )
Well, I was upset, and, cut off the left at work, bought her a cheap ring.
And what do you think, she cried at me all night. She said that it would be better to buy a symbolic rose and Inet paid in advance for a month.
I love my wife.

If you are destined to drown, it is better to drown in luxury!
(Passengers of the Titanic Class 1)

It was made up of pieces of many memoirs. On October 41, five of our armies were surrounded by Vyazma. Called from Leningrad, Zhukov is looking for the commander of the front, Marshal Budionny, among the bays near Moscow. Road to
Moscow is opened, a column of German armored vehicles is carried on the Warsaw Highway. A group of students from the Yuchnovsky school put a few pupils on the highway and struck a straight hint. The German column wavered and rushed around the forest. At first it went well, but then charged a sleepy small rain. They only got a few kilometers to the highway with their clever maneuver. The German tank driver managed to write in the diary - "their ears were stuck in dirt. We do not go, we dig. It would freeze!” When the tanks plunged into the tower, the frosts burst.

A woman in the militia:
My husband has been missing for the fourth day.
Write a statement! What will we tell him if we find him?
First of all, tell me that my mom will not come.

I immediately realized that it was a good company when, when I came to the interview, I saw one of the employees rolled out of the closet and drove it down the corridor to the toilet.

Joodo: What about Sasha Grey’s website?
Yasuo: Well yes.
Jood :D
Joodo: Are you overly interested in Pronom?
Yasuo: Is this a singer, and there is a prow?? to
A singer? Yes, the vocal chord.

And can "joke" with the participation of your minor (and not very) children to publish on other resources, specially created for this?

The girls...!! Oh wake up! Valentine’s Day is gender equality. The gifts are made by each other! :)