Hey you! Yes, I am addressing you. You are a good person, smile :)

HHH
How is the weekend?
YYYY
Fuck you, I had a fun weekend.
YYYY
The Alkashi neighbors held a concert on Friday... until four in the morning he could not fall asleep - the entrance doors were knocking... they had their iron... they were borrowed... he swallowed their doors on Saturday at six in the morning... and then watched how they walked through the window behind the hammer... but two days were quiet.)))
YYYY
Yesterday came the Bulgarians.
XXX is
I cry ?)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
YYYY
Yes, they were... fucking fucking.
YYYY
I thought how to take revenge... once the hole perforator started beating at 4 a.m.... but then the wife was not at home... in the hospital was lying... and here the wife was sleeping... noise can not be made... and I just brought the welding apparatus... it was necessary in the basement to cook something... here and cooked )))

XXX: I know him, I’ve gotten enough.
Below me almost to the head, thinner you significantly (a little bit not dystrophic), terrible that yo-yo, and in the head full "0". and honestly. He was rated out of pity, the priests watched - and laughed through tears.
In the group, he was not even perceived as a personality. Imagine we were 28 people, of whom 2 and a half were boys.
YYY: Fuck, Gollum is studying in your group?

The rocket is no longer enough to load all the shit!

yyy: Fuck, I wanted to cook my guy’s cake, and I got some [...]
A joke to tell him.

From Habr:
Raphael - Delon
I was interviewed for a programming vacancy.
He managed to sneeze and sneeze at the same time. The programmer was not taken, but offered the position of Sisadmin.and :)

The shower is running, you will think. Superman, on the other hand, was wearing cowards. Nothing, everybody loved him.

Being good for everyone is as utopian as being in many places at the same time.

Advertising in one store:

Dear Buyers! Russian President Dmitry Medvedev signed a decree that from January 1, 2010 the minimum retail price for 0.5l. The price is 89 rubles.
Please do not ask stupid questions to the seller. She is not guilty of anything.

If you are given too much attention, it means you are either hired or hired.

The situation. You agreed to go to a friend, knock on the door, he doesn’t open. Why is?

Shat, is drunk or died, and otherwise what kind of friend he is????))))

There was no witness to the story, so I will tell you what they told me. The case was in spring. They took meat, vodka (there was a lot more vodka) and went to the public leisure park. While the first batch of shale was prepared, a large half of the vodka was drunk, and already with the shale was a smaller half.There was nothing more to drink, so they started to strike the passers, and rushed to the local brother (also not quite sober).There was a riot, a man of 15, and it is not known how everything would end if local law enforcement agencies had not arrived. Two men come out of the wazik with satisfied faces and cuddly bits, going to disperse the crowd. And at this moment in the crowd the phrase is pronounced, "who is the last in "Bobik", that Pidaras". The whole crowd with screams and whispers is stuck in the waik. Those who turned such sabyties, the mints first stood for a minute and stood shoj ce bolo, and then with the screams "and well went on the pitters", the pudders began to pull one by one out of the waze and let go, prior to awarding the puddles with strikes. Here’s one way not to binge in the " bottle".

I bought an electric toothbrush... for some reason I remembered the joke in which a blonde bought a vibrator and knocked out two front teeth...

Fuck, the guy who wrote, as all of my acquaintances, the fools, after the film Avatar changed their aves for this blue rod... forgive me that he did not pluss then.
It is just a peacock!

Cali (14:08:41 18/01/2010)
We went with him to my grandmother. He pulled the car out of the garage, I went back to sit down, I open the door there a bunch of bags, I tell him okay, daddy, then I will sit in front. I closed the door and went around the car. Just took a step on the gases and left... we and Ricky (the dog) are standing and looking at each other, I knock him in the eyes:" what a shit?", and he looks like he doesn’t understand either.

Well, and here, we went down the road, I didn't immediately call my dad... and as he took the telephone as a whirlwind, I already arrived in the city.

He returned and said, “I think you’re sitting so quietly behind, usually you’re damned.

XXX: A man approaches me, smiles so joyfully and says, “Oh! I look at you, isn’t it you? This is not you"

Oh, the guy who drinks coffee through the tube!!! You are now a legend! You're really like ONE here)) along with a grandfather at six, a healthy man from Thailand and Cap. Congratulations to you! Congratulations to the guy! and :)

(Conversation in the bed)
He said, “Dear man, what is it about?
She: Yes no, it is okay.
He: No, I can see it all. What happened?
She: Yes...
He said, “Dear girl, what is it?
It is mm...
He: What is wrong?
She: What is wrong! What is wrong? Drop your peanut in the pop, and you’ll know what’s wrong!

With Google:

neonx 13.01.2010 16:33:00
If I have Linux on my phone, can I call myself Linux?

K_AHTOH 13.01.2010 16:34:51
You call yourself a connector. You have a phone.

Today I got up from bed, I approach the compass, I turn it on...
My linux is not running!! I look at the Penguin standing on the table. He turned his back to me! Even though I remember that I did not turn it myself! O_O

by Lucian4eg (c)