ddd: I have a notebook on the table, a second notebook on the bed, and a netbook on the couch – I watch movies on it. What does it say?
Zzz: It’s time for you, Barin, to find a girlfriend

I went with my husband to a children’s store.
Freo: They have a large open box in the middle of the hall, full of toys, and on the top of this “Everest” is a healthy panda, attracting all the attention.
Freo: The husband, turning from behind the next stand, notices the “mountain” and rushes there with a cry: “Ah, what a charm!”
Freo: I was still surprised how he reacted so gently to everything.
Freo: And he is such a cattle, has taken out of all of this mountain a toy shaft and looks at it with a smile.

Tequila and I are incompatible things! Well how could you write to a man "You are wet for me!!and "
from VK

We walked with the girl in the evening and talked. By the way, on the street (despite the month of February) there was +1. The winter jacket is hot, I cut off. Under the jacket only a T-shirt, on it a print (some kind of rose, smiley). She instantly issued: “Stop the lightning, your boyfriend is cold.” The man who passed by began to roar wildly, we did not immediately understand.

I work in a bookstore. Recently, two addicts came to us: one stood half an hour at the stand with esoteric literature, and the other asked for a frying. I say: "We do not sell racks". And he: "Well, you have office knives. Per the office rack has collapsed somewhere..."

Commentary from Habr on the news about the project to create a biological supercomputer:
The main thing is that the guard does not teach him to mother.
And drink vodka.

I had a difficult time as a student. was hungry. Completed a questionnaire on the McDonald’s website. Dialogue in the interview:
Manager (M): How many days a week do you want to work?
I : three. This is maximum.
M: Then you will get this salary (showing the amount on the calculator).
5-second uncomfortable pause
M: Something you are somewhat unpleasant
I’m here to go to McDonald’s!! What is fun?! to

Now on one site pops up a window: "Tell everyone what you are looking at "Annal appearances of a breasty blonde"

Suspended: What are you doing?
Kirillius: the gloves
Suspended: is it bad?
Kirillius: the gloves
Suspended: O_O
Kirillius: D guy, abstract from the gadgets and imagine - a string with a needle hop-hop and asked for a gloves. There is no microcontroller :D

The cat threw his back leg behind his head and has been sitting looking at me for 12 minutes. I don’t understand what he wants to say with this?

Russia has drowned a communications satellite intended for the U.S. Navy. As a result of the failure of the launch of the Zenit-3SL carrier missile. The accident occurred around 10:57 1 February 2013 Intelsat satellite 27 was intended to serve “tactical users of the Navy and the U.S. Department of Defense, as well as NATO member countries and other allies.”

Someone will receive a medal for disrupting the equipment of a possible enemy.

Zenit-3SL missile crashed into the Pacific Ocean

They would only hide fish, they would learn to fish with a whirlwind!

The soul needed a pair, wheels and quas.
The body requires sleep, the stomach requires food, but the head of the shop requires a plan.

Legislative initiative on the recruitment of girls in the army
Frosya: In the army should be called retirees, especially grandmothers. They have so much energy and enthusiasm!! to

mmorpg EVE on line on third party resource
After retributed instead of dual mid neutre, fitim one mid + 1 smal.
YYYY: You said to shake?

There are epic prints:
"...As Interfax with reference to a source in the missile comedy industry..."

When after the toast: "For the defeat of Paulus at Stalingrad - URAAAA!!!And my friend, who was recently “dembellunated,” asked, “What are you doing?” What do you mean at all?" I understand, I can already cry.

XX: So what do you know about breaking the pattern?! to
In front of me are a Chinese and a Korean woman.
XXX: and run out in Hebrew.

And he is like this to me:
You have such beautiful noses! Get married to me!
I looked in the mirror and thought, what really beautiful...

111: I brought the cat in the entrance.
222: So why don’t you take her home?
111: It is a great responsibility.
222: Is it not the girl?? to
111: not so big
The girl can feed herself if you are not at home.
111: That is it.
333: and the pot can clean itself.

HAM