Gvinpinn: I looked at the speedometer and thought. On the counter, the distance is 6 digits, and on the jiggles 5. Does the car know anything?

What kind of shit are you constantly afraid of? And from here!! to
And the rest have such a short memory that these, melting, feared constantly in the best?! to
Your mother, how can you...

Recently, melodrams have moved on to that genre.
Previously, it was a pure horror film.
It's like a movie about vampires, and the slugs chew for two hours.
I think we should wait a few more steps soon.

Joe the Zombie. They eat human brains.
But he also has feelings. He loves a black woman named Merry.
And despite the rotten skin, it’s a mutual feeling.

Merry wants to tell people that the zombies are generally good, despite killing everyone they can.

Q: What is the name of the hidden wiring detection device?
The Perforator!

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Here's how fun in life happens - wanted to ride at 2 o'clock at night on a machine - came to Ganina's cave - and there the fire just started... (as a TV engineer - would have covered them long ago!) I went to the Pelagei concert - again fire... A telecome gathered in Nord24 to buy... Han Nord...
Do you have enemies? Let me go visit them))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))

I am so lonely that... even in my dream the girl did not give. The reason is that she suddenly flew into space.

The courier on the Porsche Cayenne arrived O-O

Was it in Astana? So, I am not a courier, just a postcard from the boss brought, congratulations on the New Year.)))

Replies on the phone:
"I have never swallowed. Once the picture went up for 5 seconds when the aunt called, but from such a aunt and the pentagon's comp would depend.

I go to the subway with my girlfriend and we work there (both blondes). The car is old, recently renovated. Well, as we do - it is understandable: on one wheelchair, the support Teda knocks and grimits stronger than usual. I say to my friend, probably the wheel broke! I see the men are interested. The girlfriend snapped the chip and replied, “Dumb, here are the goats!” Would you have seen the eyes of these idiots who were ‘ridden’ over us! Would one of them be able to strike a nail? Now they’re all so glamorous and pedorrastic that they’re just chewing up.

It would be great if before sending a message/commentary, in addition to the bot test, you would have to undergo an IQ test.

I: I wonder what surgery a person needs to undergo so that he can shake?
It is to feed the cat.

I remember that from childhood I knew that both boys and girls have their own heavy share: boys 2 years to serve in the army, and girls to be pregnant 9 months and give birth))) And here I was very much tormented by the question - was I lucky that I was born a girl or, on the contrary, was unlucky? On the one hand, giving birth is painful, on the other hand, 2 years in the army without a mother is terribly long))))

The child, coming from school, asked me who Taras Volva was. I found nothing to answer immediately.

Dear, we have dinner today.
“We need dinner today... we need dinner.” I am weak!

The office is engaged in the distribution of alcohol among the production enterprises.
The girl sits and distributes applications from the factories, while reading in the ear:
150 liters of alcohol, per month, for the washing of the Petrov device
A break, and so dreamy:
What kind of device does Peter have that he needs so much alcohol every month?
Everyone quietly slipped under the tables.

by Xenobius

As I watched the students chop pigs in the kitchen, I understood the simple truth: if instead of the head a ass, everything around looks like a toilet.

Kholodkov Bros.

I decided yesterday to take care of the development of my son, to read him a book "I called the phone" of Korney Chukovsky, but after two attempts to read the line "- Ah, are you minded, gazelle?" was expelled by my wife to another room :(

{KWIer}

We bought an apartment, three weeks of guests - friends, relatives. They walked. My wife sits sad. I ask, why am I tired? No more praise to anyone.

She went to her sister in the children's hospital, was in a quiet hour. Extraordinary silence, cheerful babysitters, in general - a relentless idyll. I sit in the hallway and wait for the end. The mounters quietly pass by, quietly install a strap in the middle of the corridor, silently connect the perforator and begin to blow the concrete overlaps with sharpening.

The most cynical statement of the past day: "Houston, you have a problem"