I recently got a taxi. The taxi driver talked, began "for life".
He: And in general, a good job, his own master.
I: here on the left.

The man who put the status: "Playing with vodka drinks is ohueenno!"
After an hour and a half wrote in the chat: "chso hmyd ep ipso hnoplo"

from Rambler news, comment:

Template for the first and other zombies channels news:
1) Putin met with some foreign mydak. We discussed a very important issue. Which and why, the stick knows.
2) Some shells shoot at other shells. Xylle they want – I don’t understand. But it is all bad and it cannot be so at all.
3) Some hyi from the government is reporting to Medvedev. Medvedev gives him an important task. He promises to take the matter under control.
Putin is also a man. He went fishing, walked through the forest, greeted the boy by hand.
5) On the Pi3dozalypiHsk Peninsula something ebnulo. 84 people were killed and 153 left homeless. Putin said he will do his best.
Modernization and nanotechnology. Medvedev turns in his hands nanoxyine. Russian science is the best in the world.
Putin has promised to raise the rate by 150% by 2028. Anyway, all of them are poxy. In five minutes, you will forget everything.
A cute bird, like a bear in the zoo. To remove the negative.

SkiAngel Nowhere (21:24) :
In short, remember the principles of successful anal sex: good lubrication, good fixation and good sound insulation

_Eko_ (22:24:18 8/02/2011)
Maybe you look at the banner, maybe you make something or rework you do well photoshop?

Purity (22:25:16 8/02/2011)
It’s not bad, let’s.

_Eko_ (22:25:56 8/02/2011)
Give me a psd

Purity (22:26:04 8/02/2011)
For what?

Every year, I understand less and less why I need a computer without the Internet.

The clock shift is cancelled!
YYY: O how
What about Windy?
XXX: For windows update must be. Just don’t forget to remove it :)
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
What do I do with the lamps?
xxx: Dick, blank: "Repair clocks in Windows. and fast. It is cheap" :D

xxx: And the gnomes, who drag money on one coin from a savings account to a card (through Sberbank-online) for the second day who can complain?? to

Medvedev cancelled the switch to winter time
YYY: The transition to the summer has not been canceled by accident? Or we’ll just go over to the summer.
In a few years, we will be in the past.

Rambler wrote:
A 73-year-old junior teacher was sentenced to 10 years for selling heroin.
Guess the country by title!

Imagine what it will be like to someone who falls into who age, say, at 20, and gets out of it at 80. What will he think first?
VU: "bla, the universe has fallen asleep!"

accountant (girl): Denis Sergeevich, send me again the standard Excel form of monthly report please
Finder: OK, catch

In a month

Accountant: Denis Sergeevich, please send the monthly report form in Excel
Finder: as I sent already, catch

In a month

Accountant: Denis Sergeevich, I have the standard Excel report forms finished, please send another one.
Finisher: Is it over? Are you removing them?
Accountant: Not that you, I fill them out and send them to you every month!

The bus. A drunk man rides standing, barely holding on his feet and constantly almost falls on a woman with a little granddaughter. The woman does not stand and makes him a note in the best traditions of Russian folklore.
and then:
M is The girl!
by J. What a girl I am for you! Do you think I’ve never tried it in 60 years?! to

A colleague at work sits with a 16-centimetre line:
Something is short.
You just insulted this half of the male population of the Earth :)

Usually, when you don’t want to eat for a long time, then you really want to eat.

half a day looked at underwater beauty through the illuminator on the main google))))

Cheese: It’s always so pleasant when my former classmates from the deep distance with the Internet at 128 kB/c send me funny pictures that I’ve been watching 3 years ago.

It is bad when there is nothing to talk about, but it is worse when there is nothing to be silent about.

This is what you probably never saw.
That there are dog guides for the blind everyone knows. Have you seen them being taught? I saw a young, curious dog training on our street. The dog, growing from a small bear, was interested in EVERYONE!
The healthy uncle politely held him by the pen on his jacket. (By the way, the guide dogs here are especially large, so that they can hold the customer with their weight.) The dog tried to move the owner through the usual passage of the light. In the green. He obtained an excuse, and, depicting with all the face of confusion, led the owner to the light for the blind, that meters in the sky.
Thirty th. I went in the same direction, so I saw the whole picture.
At the lighthouse, the dog "worked out" the whole ritual, led the owner strictly.
Zebra, not allowing you to turn in the middle of a wide street. And, with all the face confused, led to the previous crossroads.

And today the dog, to see, passed the exam... As soon as he was not provoked... He led a capricious, smelly girl. She dragged the pen, dragged the dog on the road, smoked him in the face, tried to put him on the back of other people's children, and then led him to the cat. I should have seen his face! “Bringing your head into trouble” is most accurate. He insisted on the "zebra", did not let go on the red light, "did not see" cats and pieces of meat, that he was offered cynical "senders". Even when the mints exploded in a step from him, the petard he did not shake with his face or leg. Just smelled, carefully, the ass of the client.

Russian tourists have threatened to suppress unrest in Egypt if they are prevented from resting.