I have a super offer. And let’s show in the election filled ballots in the chamber. Just try to calculate incorrectly.

There was just Homo. I, the owner of the common name Alexander, will come home after a walk. At home there is a telephone, the households are watching a movie. I just enter the door, and I have a woman’s voice from the threshold.
Hello to you, Sasha.
I: I am at home.
The Home: Hi
Q: Have you already returned?
I am: Well, yes...
I wanted to invite you to the exhibition. It will be interesting.
I: I do not mind. Just for!
And the wild rust of the households silences the answer to the calf. Because of them I listened to where they were called and at what time. Forget it!

YYYY :
I drink in measure.
The xxx:
I am sober, so in moderation.
The xxx:
I can stand, so I am sober.
The xxx:
And the fact that I was fooled is not an indicator, I was fooled by the ugly political regime.

The Swiss Pascal Prokop installed in his Volvo 240 1990 release a real furnace. “When I get tired or drink too much, I like to sleep right in the car, and this winter is very cold,” Pascal explains his decision. “And then you throw the drizzle bigger and it gets so warm, cozy...”

And you say Chelyabinsk, Chelyabinsk...

When will I stop trying to get around the thrown-out tree at night?

(from the youth of my father)
He had a Ukrainian friend (D), gently speaking, a full-hearted boy.
So these two 14-year-old acne boys sit on the balcony of the 2nd floor and watch the girls.
A beautiful girl in a mini jersey.
My friend: This is shit!
The girl, turning around and looking carefully at the guy: Oh this harya!

Nature didn’t love men, and they didn’t.
She gave me only one stick, and
I’m looking forward to it 😉 😉

The news:
"The Bal-E missile system entered the use of the Caspian Fleet"
Comments are burning:

ac1dgreen: Bal-E should have a friend Wall-E =)
Lifewalker: Bal-E Kagbe hints us what he did with all the enemy ships nearby.
...
ac1dgreen: I thought so. It will be exported under the name Uck-F.

And let’s remember what you can do in the absence of a computer. Well, we all had such a time, like a relatively adult generation gathered.
to sing. But there is a risk that the computer will work again.

XXX: Listen, I like to hide. One evening I approached my mother with a complaint: “Mom, I’ve pulled a brush somewhere.” What was the answer: "What is a mouse?"...
xxx: The reaction of the father most delighted: "Baba you need... BAAAABUUUU"

My favorite Sberbank.
I take cash from the card today, there is a new interface. I enter the amount of 3500 p, then the choice: 1. repeat the input, 2. large notes, 3. with the exchange. Buttons "pofigu" did not appear, I choose "big" and I get 35 hundred bills. I am standing, I am counting. I’m even afraid to guess what I’d get off if I chose "with exchange"!

xxx: You won’t believe, it turns out to be a cartoon "Bambi meets Godzilla".
YYY : %
You won’t believe it, but it has a continuation. "Son of Bambi meets Godzilla"
Yyy: In spite of the obvious, Godzilla survived.

XHH: Just in the last few days the horror movies have somehow annoyed me.
WOW: How elegantly you said you were a referrer.

that is, you changed him, he was a little too competitive and you accidentally split up?

From the children’s broadcast:
They represent the participants of the team – it is Vasya, so many years, engaged in chess, it is Masha, loves music, etc... It is Lisa, she is a big dreamer – she wants people all over the world to live long and happy!

Hollowing up, hollowing up!
I decided to enjoy my car, 95th gasoline. It is worth 10 liters, t. The lamp is burning. I go to the refuelling station to the column and the neighboring column becomes Lexus.
The operator is 10 liters. Driving a Lexus 50 liters. I went back to the car looking at the counter, mark 5, 8, 9, 10, 11, I think something here is not the same I wanted to move my hands to STOP! and then I understand that it is not worth it, because it is interesting. 12, 15, 30, 40... and 50!! The Lexus driver was sitting in the car and did not see the meter, it was served by "tankers".
Thanks to the operator. The poor Lexus.

Anthropoid
The cats scream and don’t sleep.
Priestly
Make the cakes from them.
Anthropoid
Artemis, how can you say that? They are still very small.
Anthropoid
Few cakes will work.

“Believe only Mom and Dad and the girl with whom you’re walking around the park today. If you walked yesterday, don’t believe it anymore".

Fishbone: The oldest virgin revealed her secret to the world on the eve of her 105th birthday. By the way, the secret of her longevity she believes is the absence of sex. Her grandmother’s name is Clara Meadmore.

What kind of food did your grandmother eat?

This is sarcasm, you don’t understand. Go download the sarcasm tablet, I’ll print it for such moments.
(within 5 minutes)
is difficult.
What is?
I can’t find the sarcasm! Google only releases screenshots of the Big Bang Theory!