In general, we are young, beautiful, and we do some kind of shit.
WOW: People usually call it work.

How do you know if a Jew is lying?
Watch his lips carefully, if they move, he’s lying.

From the website of the women's beauty salon on the topic of photoepilation:

Hi to!
I work with Sysadmin. You did a photo-epilation of the beard (there was a lot of dark hair). The next day the server crashed. Where can I leave a complaint?

XXX: We go to bed at an hour today. I will be like a little girl, not only to fuck, but also to sleep.
Fucking little girls is not good.
XXX: I said something strange.

During testing of the new protective helmet, it was found that when overloaded, the helmet sensitively presses the ear. This fact the test pilot reflected in his manuscript report. When it was reprinted, the sexually concerned driver used a different term, also consisting of three letters, instead of "ear." When the chief visited the report, he, having not perceived the essence of the document during a run-through viewing, was stuck with a look behind the censorship. And in the phrase "...the pilot feels itching in the area of..." the commander of the v/h hhhhh personally with a red pencil scratched the last word and wrote "pha". As a result, a line appeared in the report: "During the tests of ZSh-... on overload more than seven times the pilot experienced itching in the spleen area."

Today in the bus two all-knowing grandmothers:

I got a happy ticket!

I have to eat him!

I will come home with the holy water and eat.

There is no such nonsense that others would not repeat.

My contribution to the cycle of stories about Michael Tal (last from February 9).
In the late 1980s I worked at the USSR embassy in Iceland. Arrived on the island
Michael participates in the tournament. For the duty of service, I took care of the athletes and went to him at the hotel to ask if I needed any help. You need, just said the great one, there is vodka in the stores for $50. It does not fit into the budget. Can I get picked up at the airport in Deuti-Free?
Why not can. The next night we were sitting in the room and tasting. Somewhere after a litre on my brother came a brilliant idea to offer Michael a party. Only you give me the forum in the ferge, I tried to level our chances.
Ferguson I will not give you, the master honestly said. You have 5 minutes, I have 1.
It’s not bad, I thought, I just have to hold on to 30 moves, let’s go for 2 seconds, physically it won’t be time.
The first game, considering a little in chess, I tried to build a deaf defense. Everything was over when the competitors had 30 seconds left on the clock.
Oh, I thought, he is thinking about my time.
The second batch I made moves at the same pace as Tal, on pure autopilot. It ended even worse.
Likewise, maestro, I said sadly, adding another 100 grams. of the sorrow.
“Lenia,” said the great with a quiet Jewish voice, “you are playing with the world champion. I give the masters a minute.
Six months earlier, Tal won the world blitz championship.
A bright memory to you, Misha.

As long as a person feels pain, he is alive. When someone feels someone else’s pain
He is man.

TTT: I remembered the song. A small tree is cold in winter.
ddd: We took the tree from the forest.)
TTT: What are children taught? El calmly tolerates the frost, but it is cut off. Under the pretext of help, she was killed.

From the history textbook (translated into Russian). The language):

The Tatars in the 13th century lost one of the battles because they waited until the river was covered with ice to cross to the other shore. While they waited, they froze.

Soon on February 23. Discussion in the women’s chat at work:

This is what is usually given to the ladies on March 8 - a flower and candy. Let’s give them... yeah... a brown meat and I don’t know... a wire)

The socks on the rubber, fuck them!! As a wreckage!! To avoid questions "where is my second socks?"

"She was like a huge, kind, heavily fucking lice, lost its orientation in life and slightly stunned by the dust."

You are shit, you are shit, you are shit!! It is some darkness!
YYY: What happened?? to
XXX: Punto Switch is angry. I try to give him an exception so that when I type the pForm, he does not rework it for me. And he is right in his settings window in the field for entering exceptions to me it in "Ashk" reworked!

The general burn out in the morning: -Sasha, take a flash and make her this... as her... virginity caroche do!

Monthly...First a reason for a mine, then for sleep, then for a scandal...

stone from the membrane.

The minus of anchor cranes is a large foundation.
On my buildings, a frog strongly sucked me to dig the foundation of the crane, which is a monolithic cube of 7x7x3 m, with a saturation of 200
They will excavate traces of home in 1000 years. Here, like our ancestors lived. They fossilize the foundation of the crane next to the house - and this is, like a plate, where our ancestors sacrificed animals for holidays. In order for the animals not to shake before the procedure they were bound to the cylinders - point to the highly alloyed anchors d75, spinning out of the plate. Moreover, the animals were required to be placed on the sides of the world, see - cows 4 pieces.

Everyone is saved and everyone is happy.
Luba: In two words, how did it come out?
The fucking shit.
Luba: good... it went well...

Even a gepard could not catch up with a dog who had lived next to the shaurma kiosk for two years.

222: the gepard would live next to the kiosk.)

111: YouTube censorship video -> the gepard overcomes the supersonic barrier :P

I went to strip dance class:

He: How are you doing your job? Learned something?)

I: The lesson itself taught me that being a fat cow is bad.