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[ + 101 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №24728
 12.01.2010
to this:
= = = is = is = is = is = is = is = is = is
I’m okay, how did you have the day?
I looked at a new room... I went on a date with one fool, a bouquet of roses gave me... the naphiga went...... and the fake... but the sea pig is not hungry...
WOW: O_O
The last rose is eaten.
= = = is = is = is = is = is

Well, he had to give you a car and an apartment so that you would be happy. Guys give you flowers, pay for you on dates, for all your lusts, not even dragged into bed, and you are still dissatisfied and you call them fools. Go and fall from the ninth floor, personally, it will be easier for me to live, and for the brains of future generations, it will be better if we are to sow chickens like you.
Rose b**t has a sea pig eating her.
© SHIN

[ + 82 - ] Comment quote №24727
 12.01.2010
- You just have small letters, here you are afraid of paid and advanced software
Fuck, how did you guess?
Shamefully wrapped his little letter around his leg and stumbled to buy windows.

(c) Sweetened with holiwar)))

[ + 92 - ] Comment quote №24726
 11.01.2010
11 January. Blessed is he who has remembered all the passwords.

[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №24725
 11.01.2010
Where did your grandparents come from?
Writer: The question of course
From the grandmother

[ + 93 - ] [8 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №24724
 11.01.2010
Fuck the students! It is good to chew on books with hives and chicks! Read them for diversity. And in general, as a practitioner, I will uncover a terrible secret: when we ask you about something at the exam and ask - it is not to fall! This is to find at least something that you can witness with a clear conscience to put a trio, so that you can no longer see your stupid Harry! Do you think we are so masochistic to specifically arrange your transfers? Didn’t you think we’re going to give up ourselves first??? And if you only have the materials crushed (and even no textbook at all, as some have stated here), we are powerless.
The Bad Lecturer
by Zy. As one intelligent person said in the most pathological cases: “Dear colleague, your complete and absolute ignorance of the subject should not serve as a basis for our re-encounter.” I made a calculation...

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №24723
 11.01.2010
I am Hallava! You called me! You were screaming in the fortress! You were on your forehead! And here, I came to you!

[ + 80 - ] Comment quote №24722
 11.01.2010
†-=DVH=-† (10.01.2010 04:18)
I have 25 volumes of Lenin's works here, which have been in circulation for 5 years.

[ + 83 - ] Comment quote №24721
 11.01.2010
Mom "treated"
Why do you lose weight? Why do you tell me, right? You are so cute to me! Just think about it! All the clothes will be wrapped, so you will have to change the entire closet!
Pause *
My daughter, let’s go down together!

There are no words :)

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №24720
 11.01.2010
and Ohrenn! Now a bunch of library literature will be (and may have been) struck by someone...

[ + 90 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №24719
 11.01.2010
Here it is worth sitting preparing for the exam, as a fool there will be 33 fucking cases, more important than preparation. cleanse the key, repaint the nails, cut in the ear. I will eat and sit down. You eat, you eat, you eat! Am I the only one?? to

[ + 12 - ] Comment quote №24718
 11.01.2010
Whoever does not press the "funny" button will not give up the session!
Whoever clicks on the "funny" button will pass the session!

Students, do you see the difference?

[ + 72 - ] Comment quote №24717
 11.01.2010
Irina: You can still rub glass toilet paper in the institutional toilet and write the work "the effect of nanoparticles on the behavior of others"

[ + 72 - ] [4 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №24716
 11.01.2010
People, and anyone knows what the hell in the Chruščovks from the kitchen to the bathroom window?? to

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №24715
 11.01.2010
xxx:Linux is a curve to impossibility, so put it is not a hunt =\
yyy: He just repeats the curves of the owner’s hands =)

[ + 99 - ] Comment quote №24714
 11.01.2010
He: It’s so nice to sleep with you in the same bed after a quarrel.
She wakes up alone in a locked, burning apartment.

[ + 78 - ] Comment quote №24713
 11.01.2010
•••Susla••
So yesterday I stuck so that I tried to enter the room through the refrigerator.
•••Susla••
Aaaah! the blue
•••Susla••
not you
Masonry
A) A) A) A) A
•••Susla••
I have to do it! ? ?
•••Susla••
Please ? ?
Shenzhen (18:52:41 10/01/2010)
Have you put the refrigerator in? :)
•••Susla••
my mom said that yesterday I beat my head on the shelf in the refrigerator "What a fool made such high steps!!!?"))))))))))

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №24712
 11.01.2010
You turn from a friend to a friend when instead of a red flower you see the icon of invisibility.

[ + 639 - ] [6 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №24711
 11.01.2010
My cat survived a dog, another cat, a turtle, white rats, a hunter and a rabbit.
He grew up with two children (with me and my brother) who pressed him...
Previously he slept on the monitor, and now with a cloudy mistrust relates to the LCD monitor.
At 7 a.m. he wakes me up for school. Even though I know he’s doing it just to feed him...
He was never in the shoes.
He is proudly drawn to the toilet, why the morning line to the toilet is created.
I am two years older than him. I am 19.
And he still plays with his own tail..)))

[ + 79 - ] Comment quote №24710
 11.01.2010
About 1.5 Russians cannot leave France due to snowfall"
1.5 Russians are serious.

[ + 179 - ] Comment quote №24709
 11.01.2010
c ffclub'a
I go to the supermarket, and the doors there are sliding glass... And one half of the door is all in a web of cracks... Well, I went in, I go to the shelves, and I think, here is a fool who walked called for the New Year, the door broke up... I bought foods, I go back...

Here is a break like in Zadarov.

In general, I go to the exit again to these doors, and near the door is a yellow sheet, and whether there is a girl selling perfumes, or SIM cards, or what else, but the girl is beautiful and she has a cut, and sheaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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