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I’m okay, how did you have the day?
I looked at a new room... I went on a date with one fool, a bouquet of roses gave me... the naphiga went...... and the fake... but the sea pig is not hungry...
WOW: O_O
The last rose is eaten.
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Well, he had to give you a car and an apartment so that you would be happy. Guys give you flowers, pay for you on dates, for all your lusts, not even dragged into bed, and you are still dissatisfied and you call them fools. Go and fall from the ninth floor, personally, it will be easier for me to live, and for the brains of future generations, it will be better if we are to sow chickens like you.
Rose b**t has a sea pig eating her.
© SHIN
- You just have small letters, here you are afraid of paid and advanced software
Fuck, how did you guess?
Shamefully wrapped his little letter around his leg and stumbled to buy windows.
(c) Sweetened with holiwar)))
11 January. Blessed is he who has remembered all the passwords.
Where did your grandparents come from?
Writer: The question of course
From the grandmother
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Fuck the students! It is good to chew on books with hives and chicks! Read them for diversity. And in general, as a practitioner, I will uncover a terrible secret: when we ask you about something at the exam and ask - it is not to fall! This is to find at least something that you can witness with a clear conscience to put a trio, so that you can no longer see your stupid Harry! Do you think we are so masochistic to specifically arrange your transfers? Didn’t you think we’re going to give up ourselves first??? And if you only have the materials crushed (and even no textbook at all, as some have stated here), we are powerless.
The Bad Lecturer
by Zy. As one intelligent person said in the most pathological cases: “Dear colleague, your complete and absolute ignorance of the subject should not serve as a basis for our re-encounter.” I made a calculation...
I am Hallava! You called me! You were screaming in the fortress! You were on your forehead! And here, I came to you!
-=DVH=- (10.01.2010 04:18)
I have 25 volumes of Lenin's works here, which have been in circulation for 5 years.
Mom "treated"
Why do you lose weight? Why do you tell me, right? You are so cute to me! Just think about it! All the clothes will be wrapped, so you will have to change the entire closet!
Pause *
My daughter, let’s go down together!
There are no words :)
and Ohrenn! Now a bunch of library literature will be (and may have been) struck by someone...
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Here it is worth sitting preparing for the exam, as a fool there will be 33 fucking cases, more important than preparation. cleanse the key, repaint the nails, cut in the ear. I will eat and sit down. You eat, you eat, you eat! Am I the only one?? to
Whoever does not press the "funny" button will not give up the session!
Whoever clicks on the "funny" button will pass the session!
Students, do you see the difference?
Irina: You can still rub glass toilet paper in the institutional toilet and write the work "the effect of nanoparticles on the behavior of others"
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People, and anyone knows what the hell in the Chruščovks from the kitchen to the bathroom window?? to
xxx:Linux is a curve to impossibility, so put it is not a hunt =\
yyy: He just repeats the curves of the owner’s hands =)
He: It’s so nice to sleep with you in the same bed after a quarrel.
She wakes up alone in a locked, burning apartment.
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So yesterday I stuck so that I tried to enter the room through the refrigerator.
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Aaaah! the blue
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not you
Masonry
A) A) A) A) A
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I have to do it! ? ?
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Please ? ?
Shenzhen (18:52:41 10/01/2010)
Have you put the refrigerator in? :)
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my mom said that yesterday I beat my head on the shelf in the refrigerator "What a fool made such high steps!!!?"))))))))))
You turn from a friend to a friend when instead of a red flower you see the icon of invisibility.
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My cat survived a dog, another cat, a turtle, white rats, a hunter and a rabbit.
He grew up with two children (with me and my brother) who pressed him...
Previously he slept on the monitor, and now with a cloudy mistrust relates to the LCD monitor.
At 7 a.m. he wakes me up for school. Even though I know he’s doing it just to feed him...
He was never in the shoes.
He is proudly drawn to the toilet, why the morning line to the toilet is created.
I am two years older than him. I am 19.
And he still plays with his own tail..)))
About 1.5 Russians cannot leave France due to snowfall"
1.5 Russians are serious.
c ffclub'a
I go to the supermarket, and the doors there are sliding glass... And one half of the door is all in a web of cracks... Well, I went in, I go to the shelves, and I think, here is a fool who walked called for the New Year, the door broke up... I bought foods, I go back...
Here is a break like in Zadarov.
In general, I go to the exit again to these doors, and near the door is a yellow sheet, and whether there is a girl selling perfumes, or SIM cards, or what else, but the girl is beautiful and she has a cut, and sheaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa