From an online stock exchange:

Shobot: Hi people, and what would you advise to read to start trading? The essence of the schedules I only understand approximately and I guess.
Zipper 2110: Honour your father and your mother
number2k: you need a iron dungeon.
Chertoman: You are ready! We are all such here.
and the Bible :)
xahymahkgn: what to read here, buy cheaper, sell more expensive, the difference in the pocket ;)

About realism and unrealistic in fantasy and fantasy films/books:
Every good fantasy book takes place in a fantasy world, and every good fantasy world has its own laws. These laws must be relatively logical, conceivable and logically non-contradictory. Thus, in a good fantasy world, there will never be an all-destroying sword and all-reflective shield unless it is said in advance how they will interact with each other. And the better the fantasy world is worked out, the more you can talk about the logic and illogicity of the specific action in it.
The world of "Lord of the Rings" is a well-designed fantasy world. And if somewhere in Tolkien is said about the increased heat resistance of dwarfs - then let's swim in the wagons for gold (only the wagon will most likely need to be crushed, but this is already physicists will tell), if there is nothing about it, then it is worth considering it an additional fiction of the scriptwriters, with what the true lovers will remain dissatisfied.

By the way, the same Harry Potter world is extremely contradictory and illogical even in the original.

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For two consecutive winters I couldn’t start the car because the bad battery was cut to zero when it was cold below -20. This autumn, I finally bought a cool and expensive gel battery that could be used to get a tank on the frost. I bought it for dollars from Google Ads. In short, forgive me for the ruined winter :(("

The guy with the dollars, are you?

Igor Borisovich, I don’t know what to do with them. They are our clients anyway.
XH: I am sorry. I was completely confused.
Don’t apologize, my girlfriend, it’s all right.
See also: Watch
Take a dog.
Wauu: a small such awkward and ridiculous puppy, touching, swollen, puffy
Take some dresses and sweaters.
Tagged: brighter
You make them so beautiful.
And you put a puppy on them.
Wait and Wait
Hunt them with these sweaters.
Ohhhhhhhhhh...
WOW: Do you understand?
Oh yeah yes.
Thank you Igor Borisovich.
Do not be ashamed, married.

When I went to work, I didn’t know my code. It feels like he’s wrapped all the holidays for me.

[16:40:31] Inna: Statistics: Men have sex 1.5 times more often than women.
The question is with whom? 😉
[16:43:53] Anastasia : statistics: men are 1.5 times more ingenious than women

I never understood the lighthouse from the hidden number.
ууу: This is actually an invitation to "The Battle of Ecstasy"

XXX is fucking! The Nokia 3310. Nothing better was invented.
YYY: How is it?
Is it Google Nexus?
xxx: can they crack nuts, hit nails, beat knives, shoot down planes and destroy enemy tanks?
YYYY: Yes
This is Google Nexus.
YYY: there is a combat laser
yyy: which satellites in years
yyy: intercepts the control of combat drones and prevents them from cracking nuts
XXX is fucking
XXX: Give me two
XXX: and 3310 on delivery

How I want to come back,
Oh how I want to break into...the office!
There are three cabinets in this room.
A lot of work and lunch. and ;)

In the hotel there is even a tooth set and a brush. And shoes, white and a shirt that they can buy for 3800 if you like
YYY: and if you like it very much, then drop it.

I had to witness an accident somehow: in front of our eyes a new Avensis flew into the square. They ran to the car, there are no drivers, the frontal whole, the passenger with a broken body sits attached, well, clearly drunk. I ask where is the driver? The answer bended me in half: I said, I was driving alone. One one!

Good morning is when you wake up before you get up.

In the entire galaxy, there is only one unresolved question: Why was Captain Green red?

by Habr
The project takes as much time as it needs. Cut the deadline in half - and you will get a packed project and code filled with coffins. Working with a hard shortage of time is a bad habit.

I heard a compliment to her today:
You’re pretty, you don’t even have to drink.
O_O

What is sex for you?
and sex? For me? Is there??? Where is???! to

This cat fell from the 10th floor and nothing. A bit of myself.
YYY: Have you swimming in the fountains since August 1?

Dialogue from the Construction Forum:
A: I have a cottage of 700 square meters. I want to make a central vacuum cleaner with my own hands, from sewer plastic pipes, to carry only the suction pipe from the socket to the socket... Your opinion, gentlemen?
B: There’s really enough subtleties here. Ordinary sewer pipes. How do you deal with the fact that all the dust absorbed into the socket through the hose will not reach the vacuum cleaner, but will be magnetized by static electricity to the inner surface of your pipe?
A: Well, we start with the fact that in the ordinary vacuum cleaner tube accumulates a lot of dust too, and when it accumulates a sufficient amount in the pipe, sooner or later it will go into the vacuum cleaner, and finally when using the above vacuum cleaner you can just regularly arrange cleaning the pipes, say just dry the water with anti-static through the longest pipe, and all. The dust allows it. Well, or just a hamster suitable in diameter in the pipe to push as a spark and the vacuum cleaner to turn on, just think of this will make him worse, although the "Animal Planets" showed the vacuum cleaner for the vacuum cleaners, as if nothing was alive afterwards.

When the meteorite felt in the Chelyabinsk region, the news flew around the world. My German colleagues approached me and asked: “Have you heard what happened to you there in Russia?”

The second question was always this.

And what, is it true that almost every car owner in Russia has a video recorder? Does he really record everything? And why?

From Inscher magazine.

What is "50 Shades of Grey"?
The weather in Peter.
- A "50 shades darker"?
Peter's weather in the winter.