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[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №76605
 29.01.2013
Dialogue at 5 a.m.

HHH
Good morning to you!

WOWU
and good morning)

HHH
I have insomnia, do you have it too?

WOWU
Almost almost. I had a great dinner, a good movie, and a promising sequel before which the sweet man said, “Let’s play a little Rise of Nations!” R@spidor@sim two in the alliance of artificial intelligence!". How could I refuse? Instead of sex, it was necessary to build the civilization of the Aztecs and to give the strains to the Chinese.

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №76604
 29.01.2013
XXX is
Do you know how to unlock the script?

XXX is
Which cycle

YYY
Not frozen...

XXX is
I fucking missed the script that affects the lamps on the keyboard, I looked beautiful, only periodically the caps are plugged in

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №76603
 29.01.2013
Anchutka: you throw... I was terribly dumb yesterday... I came to the computer store and asked for a Bluetooth cable. It is universal!! I was very nervous when they didn’t understand me.
Anchutka: Then Kai realized that I was dumb... escaped... was ashamed...

[ + 28 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №76602
 29.01.2013
Where are the jokes about you, programmers?Some children write, they don’t even smile, but that’s why it was created...or isn’t it?? to

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №76601
 29.01.2013
Lukik
Sasha told me that the man was trolling.
Lukik
I say – what does he do?
Lukik
You don’t know what a troll is.
Lukik
I am a fairy tale hero.
Lukik
And now he thinks I’m trolling him.
Lukik
I was confused...

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №76600
 29.01.2013
YYY: One day, when I was in a car school, an instructor opened the hood of his personal car and boasted what the valves, the engine and all that, I looked amazed, then I said, “Where is the engine?”
YYY: He didn’t show me anything like that anymore.

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №76599
 29.01.2013
Leopard1
28.01.2013, 01:33
Fuck it...how that is! so many years to work for some equipment and even fool not knowing what you are working on? how to approach it without knowing what you are dealing with???!!! I will remember that day as in the hysterical minutes for 5 minutes went ))) Or how you "boy, the computer don't look, when you turn it says that the connection is not dense and the cache overcrowded, but I touched it on the monitor, sort of the cash is not hot" SUKAAAAAA what dumb cache he touched there explain me who isn't any?what v3,14day is not dense connection?? Is there any space shuttle?? to
28.01.2013, 01:34
>Rainsoul, that repaired of course, called Sisadmin from her office asked what happened.)
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28.01.2013, 02:04
What such? I constantly touch my cash and wipe the register with a special cloth.
Danish1917
28.01.2013, 02:05
The cash does not swell? ?
Tagged in-link
28.01.2013, 02:09
If touching is swollen for a long time, throw it. How do you know? Alone, you touch the silence, shameless...

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №76598
 29.01.2013
In Norway, which is the world’s leader in the severity of juvenile technology, over the past 15 years, the “super-fast child capture” has jumped from 500 children a year to 4,000 children a year, which public officials can take away from parents without a court or other decision, that is, “suddenly” and without warning. The state is no longer obliged to inform the parents of the reasons for the withdrawal of their offspring at the moment of the confiscation.
Just in your house in the day or night, the police will knock and under the gunpistols will take your children in an unknown direction. The strictest confidentiality will not allow such actions of the authorities to be called “state-sanctioned family terror.”

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №76597
 29.01.2013
The news:
On the outskirts of the Lower Tagil of the Sverdlovsk region at enormous speed without any
warning signs in front of vehicles on the road unexpectedly for
The incident was captured by a video recorder installed in this
During the emergence of heavy equipment on the highway, the driver
I had only time to say, “Now we would have moved a tank,” and then I said:
and his companion: "See, Alena, the tank"."
The comments:
and thou thou thou thou thou!! to
- The tank was lucky, he would at least break the goose on his steel eggs))))


[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №76596
 29.01.2013
On the website of vacancies, conditions of work:
The Conditions:

Comfortable workplace in the office in the center of Kiev

Official employment

A young and welcoming group

Unlimited for cookies and coffee

Opportunity to move to an American office

Corporate training in English

I think, or because of the last two points, they will be looking for a new employee every six months.

[ + 39 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №76595
 29.01.2013
This is why I love Russia, so for the fact that we can call the Negro-Pidora Negro-Pidora, and you will not have anything for it.
The main thing is that he is not Orthodox. Otherwise you insult his believer’s feelings!

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №76594
 29.01.2013
There are shuffle branches.
Which ones? ?
Theme: Houthi
Theme: Blade
Theme: Huise
Okay, I sleep naked.
I have dreamed of you.)

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №76593
 28.01.2013
<Infron> The Sun
<NewKsu> Yes?)
<Infron> Has nothing changed there?
<NewKsu> No, and what should be changed?)
<Infron> Or I went here on Facebook... and there... "Kseniya blinked to You. About 1 year ago"
<Infron> is not...
<NewKsu> :D

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №76592
 28.01.2013
XXX: Serge, save me As soon as I connect the wireless to the server, the mouse is cut off. I turned it all over)
YYY: Has the interruptor tried to move?

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №76591
 28.01.2013
X: Do you have a neighbor?
YYY: There is, from above. Fuck and more.
xxx: Master on all hands with a perforator?
Yyy: No, I just got to call at night and ask to turn off the music.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №76590
 28.01.2013
I will have such a wedding for you! Even your grandmother will get up and dance!
Friend: This is a very terrible affair...
I: Why is it? It is fun!
Friend: Not at all. My grandmother died a year ago.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №76589
 28.01.2013
In the cafe, the first date of a guy and girl:
Is Laura your full name?
The girl: yes
How is it reduced? How can I call you?
You can call me as you like.
The guy: Okay! I will call you Jack.

[ + 85 - ] Comment quote №76588
 28.01.2013
XHH: We submit the drawings for inspection. He accepts a wicked man. Danny’s turn is coming. Approaching the inspector, he begins to open a tube with a sad face.
XXX: The inspector is not the right drawing! The one in shock, only the tubus opened not even got the time...
XXX: Day stood standing, looking at the gloves on the table lying. Takes it, throws it into the tubus, closes it and shakes with all his strength. He opens up and says "Corrected!"
The only one left with the fifth...

[ + 24 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №76587
 28.01.2013
I guessed the algorithm for the appearance of spontaneous insult in women! If the conversation begins to develop not as the woman wants (not because she mentally planned or there were facts that she did not know by ignorance) - instantaneous resentment and discontinuation of the conversation with going to another room / hanging a tube.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №76586
 28.01.2013
XXX: Just one album! Why is he so heavy? Because it is metal. of heavy metal.

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