I was royal today.
She came to me, asked what I was doing, I wrote a code for a smart home, briefly told what I did today. She asks:
Could the bush cook?
I: It can, if you pick up an executive device.
She: Here and pick up a beautiful, smart and loving executive device.

My child has a fever (9 months) Called the pediatrician.
The child accidentally picked up the phone and crashed with it in my eye.
By the evening when the doctor arrived, I had swelling under my eyes and a blue-collar shade.
To her questioning look, I answered honestly that my son "charged". She seemed to believe...
In the morning came the neighborhood with two aunts and tortured us and our neighbors for several hours to find out how we live.

Christianity *

Duntik: Only now have I understood why in Scotland women prefer to be full and not to walk on barbecues.

XXX: Throw the man, I sat down on the rap
YYY: Well what can I say...
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<TpaBka>: Winter is the time of scheduled maintenance of the Matrix. To release computing resources to collect garbage, shorten the light day, remove the leaves from the plants, and paint the sky in a uniform grey color. So less need to count in the picture. Previously, everything was covered with even white snow, but with the installation of new powerful servers, this is no longer necessary. After the next upgrade, they say, there will be no need to arrange a dedicated winter at all.

The Winter. Remembering the sorrow

Our boss is an atypical breeder. Because unlike this useful bird, it does not destroy parasites around it, but generates.

There are three real forces: government, cats and aliens.

The government rotates us as it wants, and we are slowly outraged.
Cats do the same, but we like it!
Aliens are intelligent, they control us through cats.

I met with a vegan.
Did she not allow meat to be eaten?

-The contract engineer at work told (a man 65 years old), how they in Soviet times with friends, already mature people, when gathered in guests, first ate all kinds of snacks from the holiday table, and then after a couple of hours quietly came out of the table and went to the staircase.

The instinct is working.)

Listen to further. On the staircase they laid out a newspaper on the window, put a bottle, glasses, a bowl of black bread and bulbs.
They poured, cleaned onions from the peel, broke bread, boiled and ate bread with onions.
as the man expressed: "we were tired of comfort"

Well that’s all right now.)

I then smiled at myself and thought of what a slug, and then remembered my traditional DoShirak at 6 o’clock in the morning after a massive bill and was ashamed.

The Skyrim Bandit Logic: Hey, see the guy who just killed the dragon?

Today (09.01.14) is very relevant phrase from the song: "Yesterday was Wednesday, today is Monday..."

You have so long and brutally labeled the disgrace of those who give socks and foam for shaving that now these necessary things have to buy yourself even in the midst of the holidays.

"We are not yet able to conduct official negotiations, as the Russian Biathlon Union has just changed its leadership, and the organization itself is changing its name to the Handball Federation," says Alexander Aravin.

It is great! 😉

News from Mail.ru:
"In Russia will appear singing roads"
We have all the roads singing! Some of them are heavy metals and some are mother metals.

here here :
and----
In Oklahoma (USA) presented a layout of a two-meter statue of Satan. Representatives of the American Church of Satan have presented a draft monument to the devil, which they intend to install next to the Capitol building (where the government and Supreme Court are located) of Oklahoma.

In the project of the monument Satan is depicted in the form of Buffomet - a creature with a goat's head, a female body, split copits, a candle on the head and a pair of wings. Baphomet sits on a throne with a pentagram (the stamp of Baphomet), surrounded by smiling children.

But democratically...
and----

In a multi-religious country, a monument to the Ten Commandments was placed on the territory of a state institution. If representatives of one religious organization want to improve, let them expect the same from other organizations.

You have not yet seen the project of a monument to the flying pasta monster, there are also those other trolls gathered :)

But I’m still looking forward to when PJ will be filming the Silmarillion series. Apparently, the Game of Thrones will remain nervous to cry in the corner.

> daughter of father's wife

Is it a sister? Have you been beaten by a book of hashes?

Someone with a very good karma predicted in the New Year that America would feel the harsh Russian winter. No, they were not covered there!)

From reviews about multivarka in the online store
Benefits: This is men’s happiness! He made the originals, and it itself collapsed!

hurt his leg. From a conversation with my caring husband after drinking tea in the evening and I am going to take away dirty dishes:
Man: Don’t take it away.
I: Anyway, I’ll have to take it tomorrow morning.
In the morning, your leg will not hurt.