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[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №92232
 09.01.2014
The man? It sounds taxable!

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №92231
 09.01.2014
Neil Fedorovich Filatov (pediatrist, in whose honor the Philatov Hospital was later named) was a passionate chess player. He came home from the hospital quite late. His wife interrogated him and he repented:
"I was already leaving, and I see a high school student sitting and playing a game of chess with him. Well, I say, put the figures, I’ll play with you. I thought I would beat him in a few minutes. He gave me Matt. The next day, Matt again. On the third day I no longer play by the way, but intentionally came earlier, I play with all my strength, and he has me again chess and mat. And on the fourth day, all chess and mat!! to
This high school student was the future world champion Alohin.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №92230
 09.01.2014
Our president is the most influential man in the world. It is a pity that Senegal does not know this.

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №92229
 09.01.2014
HH: Good time of day! The purpose of the sale was to buy a laptop. The computer is without work!
In the past, people made mistakes in words, and now that gadgets check the grammar, people make mistakes in the logic of writing, and the trick is that when gadgets learn the logic of the sentence to correct, people will no longer need them!

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №92228
 09.01.2014
Are you in contact with Arcadia?
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYY He even called me yesterday.
XXX: What did you want?
YYY: Number is wrong.

[ + 24 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №92227
 09.01.2014
To this and other similar quotes:

That is, elves, dwarves, hobbies, dragons, magic, twists do not embarrass anyone. But the car floating on gold is already a problem. A metal dragon cannot physically fly with his wings.

Yes, it does not embarrass anyone. Because in the world that is shown in the book (the film), magic is part of the world around it. Part of the world, not ours. In this world it is normal. And swimming in a steel wagon on melted gold even in that world looks strange. So if the car was a wizard, then it would be more plausible (how strange it may sound :)).

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №92226
 09.01.2014
The Corporate Chat:
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
yyy: Monitor wipes, blades for scissors, clamps, clamps for steplers
zzz: blades for shaving, socks

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №92225
 09.01.2014
I don’t play computer games, but what a quest is – I begin to understand.
I went to my sister to sit with her nephew. The sister went out all day, locking the door behind her.
Gathered in the morning – I find that I forgot my bag with my key set in my husband’s car when he drove me. That is, we cannot go out.
I'm going to call my husband - I remember that I left my cell phone at home.
I torch in the window, admire the desert yard, wait for someone to pass through.
Waiting for a bunch of schoolgirls, I ask them to call the phone - good, first floor.
I understand that I don’t remember my husband’s phone (ehh, the child of the computer age).
Ask the nephew to dictate the mother’s phone (useful skill!) is
I call my sister, please call my husband to bring the keys, and at the same time go for the cell phone.

In the morning we had time!

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №92224
 09.01.2014
Comments on the Pickup:
xxx: Chat babies shakes go, look in the eyes and do not take them away)) You have to smile and flash to confuse them!
yyy: someday and it won’t bother them, I’ll have to get it 😉

[ + 32 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №92223
 09.01.2014
It is a pity that the Marian Falls are not in our territorial waters. If not, she would have seen the Olympic torch on her day.

[ + 36 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №92222
 09.01.2014
This is what we need to learn from cats.
WOW :?
XHH: Never stand if you can sit. Never sit if you can lie down.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №92221
 09.01.2014
to this:
Wherever you carry your feet forward, Herodes, so only the dead are carried.

According to the rules of assisting victims and patients when descending from the stairs, it is appropriate to carry their feet forward.
It is okay to simply write illiterately, but to post on a popular site quotes that violate the rules of first aid is already a genocide.

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №92220
 09.01.2014
The turn. The full drive.
Depends on mood. Which axis is connected, how the moment and td are distributed between them. Full drives of so many that some of them can demonstrate neutral twistability, scratching all the wheels, and standing in the bow with almost straight steering, some - the twistability is excessive, giving back more moment, and some - fucking understand what, because it's a low-cock and it surpasses all expectations.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №92219
 09.01.2014
Neighboring offices and shops decorated the windows and vitrines for the New Year. Rain, snow and so on. On one of the windows hangs the sticky:"Snow"And all. This is what I understand, "niassili".

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №92218
 09.01.2014
I am single, I don’t wear a ring, I wear shirts. Question: Yes, yet, is it a tightened shirt "speaks women STOP" or, still, a wedding ring on the finger? Please be determined. And then I think, maybe I now have to go out of the house in the mint, so that women can put their stools in front of my solitary charm?

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №92217
 09.01.2014

The xxx:
I am afraid to climb the bucket.

WOW :
Nietzsche, it’s not so scary.)

xxxxxxxxxxx:
I remember falling off on the ski :(
And how to do it on board, I can’t imagine.

WOW :
There are two options
Three

xxxxxxxxxxx:
The third is to walk?

WOW :
The last: when we were on the drage, one man, Roma, in the middle of the rise (and that is 100 meters) fell from the bucket but did not let it go. This body stood up another 50 meters on the back of the pocket with screams "I HAVE PAYED FOR IT, I HAVE RISE!"

WOW :
Those who walked behind applauded and encouraged!

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №92216
 09.01.2014
News from Yandex "Audi, Honda, General Motors and Hyundai will use Android":
Who will use iOS first?
Apple will release its car.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №92215
 09.01.2014
Talk about names.

Natasha
Matthew's name is not fashionable) I know my son's name is Nikon...it's strange!

Ilya
He needs brother Cannon!

Natasha
I am Natasha and Mother Natasha.

Ilya
Is Natalia Natalia going? and ;)

Natasha
and a)

Ilya
Imagine a large family))) Brothers Nikon, Canon, Pentax, Olympus and sisters Minolta, Fuji and Sony)))

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №92214
 09.01.2014
I am surprised:

This is:

He grew up...
This is when you realize that a fresh everyday shirt, lovingly squeezed by the wife, acts on the girlfriend at work not as a red patch on the bull, but as a red sign of STOP c clutch wire and mine stretches! and :(
and----

I married...
WASMUDEL is when your wife brushes your shirts with love every day, and you cry about the inaccessibility of other people's holes.
Get divorced! You’ll be sexy and attractive again.
It is a pity that such a business has gotten such a shit.

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Men – are you what?? to
You have to make your own, yourself!
Damn with her, with a shirt, but the trousers can not be trusted by anyone at all!

I always keep my own, married for more than 10 years.

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №92213
 08.01.2014

Q: What should I wear?
M: The Parade Brain

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