C of Wiki:
For the breathing of nymphs, the rectum serves as a strokosis, which, like a pump, constantly pumps oxygen-rich water through the anal hole into the barley.

It turns out, mono ass is not just hearing trouble.

From comments to a new film with Gaulsthan.
Who is going to watch all this nonsense?
yyy: We will go today :) I saw everything else, the novelty is not enough, as one of the options to spend the evening out of the house :)
zzz: it is better to go to the slide, or to the park, to contemplate the snow is much more funny and interesting than to watch the drizzle of the drizzle

I was swimming in the Red Sea.
and luck.
I am in Bering.
Not very lucky.

News "Facebook blocked a new search for Yandex Wonder three hours after launch".
The commentary:
> Zuckerberg has set up Yandex.bar

There are obvious facts of the existence on earth in the not-far past high-tech civilization of humans (presumably our ancestors)

Are you talking about the USSR?

I watched the picture yesterday. I am standing in the parking lot, waiting for my wife. In front of it stands the 99th, a guy comes out of the store.
He takes a bottle of beer, opens the car, sits behind the wheel, smokes, turns on a monsoon and drinks beer. On the opposite side are the goats. Seeing this, one of them approaches him and begins to demand a docks, motivating him to drink while driving. The guy gently sends him, "mol I don’t eat, and I’m not going to go, go on..."
Continuing his business. Without achieving anything, the gaeser drops the front wheel, saying: "until you give the documents, do not
Here comes out of the market a girl with two bags, opens the luggage, puts the bags, the guy gives her the keys and moves to the passenger seat. The girl approaches the gait: - And now, fool pump the wheel, or I'm calling in.
The prosecutor gets the phone. The goose has a ball on the rope, begins to rumble something, said he wanted to attract the driver, that he drank, etc. The girl's answer (10 points!He is not the driver, but my husband, he has no rights, I and my car.
Someone from the drivers gave a pump, and an old, manual, someone
manometer, because the owner of the car required to pump as appropriate. In short, the entire parking lot was laughing, while the guy performed body movements up and down, measured the pressure, etc. He also scratched the carpet! The girl applauded.
Stay on!! to

Software for Android tablets

A, yeah, still put some wild shooter with zombies and other things, very high-quality in terms of graphics, turned in a trio, awakened at night to look at the time, knocked by, saw the armed rays, shrinked from horror, no longer on the tablet.

<av> I will tell you one old legend about a Russian tourist. No one remembers his name, let’s call him Vanessa. I spent the summer in a far east country. Everything was fine, he swallowed and broke up completely. On the day of the end of the holiday, when paying the bill, he was tried to pair up what he did not buy or use. Vanya was very upset and cried out in his hearts: “Yes, fuck you all!” In the same moment the sky was covered with clouds and a thunderstorm struck! ... how the story ended, how Vanya returned home, - no one will remember this, but for many years in Thailand, everyone has walked with hunts. And men and women!

>>>Cut your nose, you have nothing to do with age 45.
If you cut your nose, we have the most direct relationship to the 45th, it was our grandparents who protected, built and created the country. And to 1242, and to 1812, we have exactly the same attitude. No matter how our country was called in different years (the Russian Empire, the Russian Empire, the USSR or the Russian Federation) it is one country, with a single history and a single people.

Soon it is spring, camarades.
Nature will awaken from sleepiness, these terrible snow turtles will grow in the courtyards, well-eating birds will again appear over the parks, shamefully naked branches of trees will be covered with green young leaves, the deucas on the street will again start to look like the deucas, not the cabbage, and all that.

I actually do what.
start to insulate the garage (conserve bowl of iron) straight away, in the spring or wait a little until the autumn, who thinks?

"Consciously behave like a man.

I live with my mother, I earn pennies in a male position, in my free time I do not do anything, I ride in the transport sitting.

This is little. Learn to watch football, drink beer and urinate standing.

xxx: how unfortunate that there is no ctrl+c ctrl+v in real life...(

It is a pity that there is no CTRL+Z.

On a colossal rainy terrace near the mouthpiece, the wife of the notorious local carpenter, Agrafena Savvicna, swallowed the chest of Collegiate assessor Apollo Filimonovich with mollusks, vinegret and other dishes under the accompaniment of accordeon and violin.

and corrected. Candidate of Philosophical Sciences.

Anyone know about topology?
Zzzz: What’s complicated about it? Millions of women have been using topology for millennia when wearing wool socks.
YYY: the Mobius Shark and Clayne's Cap

Apple will soon get a patent for greed. And not alone!

HH: I have a question.
How to ensure that when the cover is closed, the notebook does not go into degradation mode?? to
WOW: what is it?? to
Oh, or the imitation.
The amputation?? to
The degeneration?? to
The Occupation? →? to
Oh yeah... say it!! to
What is acclimatization?? to
I remembered it!!! to
Theme: Hybernation

They took a cat baby from the street and grew up to be a nasty teenager (black like Louis Armstrong). The words "no" and "can’t" do not want to understand from principle. Another evening of battle with a spider cat climbing walls, cabinets, etc. by :
“Shadow, you know, you can’t go there... Wolf, do anything!
Wolf: What will I do? Do you shout at him angry?
Five minutes later, I shouted:
“Arrgh, Chernomyrdin, I’m tired, I’ll explain with the newspaper in my ears!
That black coat will fly away.
The Wolf:
“Len, don’t scream anymore, he doesn’t care, but I’m scared when you scream.”

When we were on the sea, there was no one to leave the cat, we had to take it with us.
YYY: The animals Would she suddenly be lost?
Are we the animals? Every morning we had to remove the web from it and throw the hidden mice out of the tent.

From Habr:
1 The Parasites
2: You made 6 mistakes in the word “Pederast”

From the discussion of the topic "for parents their children always remain small":
xxx: - Calls, you talk, to work and asks if you have eaten? Oh, that is all nonsense. I am 35, and when asked who in my childhood came in the costume of Santa Claus for the New Year, mom and dad make a surprised face and shout "What costume, you are what?" This is Santa Claus!"