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[ + 32 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №92212
 08.01.2014
You are talking about the coming of communism. It is an ideal society. For humanity as it is now, it is a utopia. I think the main mistake of socialism was that it focused on the human component in the straight without a tail, which was not always true. In something it was wonderful, all but the finite wicked tried to be better, to think more about society, less about themselves... Capitalism, simply, always with open eyes focused on the wicked and the idiot in man, and, as bitterly as it may be, often proved right. If it can argue, think that it is oppressed, if it can break, think that it breaks... In my opinion, the main conceptual conflict of socialism with capitalism was between idealists and materialists, and, as it is not sad, the materialists, as always, turned out to have come closer to the truth.
by Pi. S is. And the shit under communism nobody was supposed to clean, the whole prose of life was going to give to the machines. And man had to do only creative work, because it is wasted to use such a multifunctional device as a man exclusively as hands for dirty work.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №92211
 08.01.2014
Should you be surprised by the demographics in a country where so many Gandons are surrounded?

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №92210
 08.01.2014
xxx: And I bought a carbox 360 with a kinect and was happy to the ass.
All the holidays passed in hell, the legs and hands hurt, the neighbors below ask to calm the children (and our children have already grown up and left).

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №92209
 08.01.2014
From the news:

According to activists of V.O. Liberty, they carried out a peaceful march in Kiev called Cossack fun. At the same time, most of the participants were in masks and with bits."

Not even anything to add.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №92208
 08.01.2014
Peter Jackson began shooting the series based on a sheet of paper on which J.R.R. Tolkien wrote a pen.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №92207
 08.01.2014
Discussion of the details of the order with the manager (M.) The Internet Shop:
I: Yes, can I agree on a convenient delivery time?
M is no.
I: How can this not be a courier delivery?! to
M: You can’t agree with them.

[ + 32 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №92206
 08.01.2014
100 years ago Germany began World War I.
75 years ago, Germany began World War II.
50 years ago the Soviet Union and East Germany signed a 20 year Treaty of Friendship
25 years ago, Germany destroyed the Berlin Wall.

I expect something special from Germany this year.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №92205
 08.01.2014
How to Survive in a Falling Airplane Title:
"What religion should be professed in a terrorist captured aircraft"

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №92204
 08.01.2014
In connection with the move I sell furniture. Placed on a well-known website an advertisement on the sale of the sofa, with a photo, as appropriate. Cheap, the sofa is great. A month passed, there were only a couple of calls, and nobody even came to see him. I decided to squeeze and make a tough chit-mode. I scotted the couch again, with my three-colored furry cat Murka sitting on it. I uploaded a new photo to the site. The sofa was picked up the next day!! Cats are zombies!

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №92203
 08.01.2014
The Idealist:
“Moscow is free from the Russian men’s reindeer, from all the windows of Schubert’s waltz and the crush of the French bull... What’s wrong?

“Moscow is free from the Russian men’s reindeer; in all the courts the counts themselves struggle the piano and bake the French bulls. Practically socialism, but only for the counts.

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №92202
 08.01.2014
xxx: Do you remember the first time you came to me in the remote suburban city>? Native Moscow, in the winter in the frost, on the electric car, and then half an hour's walk from the station? You said then that this was the first and last time, and that your feet will never be here again. Could you imagine that you would live here for six years, give birth to a child and be very happy?
YYY: I could not, of course. I would be sober – I would not go for anything.
XX: That’s how the whole calculation was made. All the undercover guys have this secret from the first class.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №92201
 08.01.2014
To this...

<<...- the word "horse" is interpreted as a dwarf animal....>>

Here is a generation that has grown up who does not know that a horse is a non-parrot animal.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №92200
 08.01.2014
Xxx: My internal organs are arranging orgia
YYY :?
Xxx: liver and pancreas brain fucking (

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №92199
 08.01.2014
to this:
NSA agents print Tesla cars on 3D printers and sell them for bitcoins

You forgot to mention that the driver for the 3D printer is written in 30 lines on javascript

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №92198
 08.01.2014
In the morning, I was promised to be a queen, a palace and a dragon. In the afternoon, the Lego details began to come to an end, and I was appointed as the head of the military base. The men (

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №92197
 08.01.2014
Anyone going to answer this:
only looked at the days of the 2nd "Hobbit" and some guy wrote a book already on the film and threw out the most interesting thing, plagiarist fucking :-((

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Oh the chick!! to

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №92196
 08.01.2014
From the website about perfumes, from the comments to the fragrance.

of Leningrad:
At the dawn of a foggy youth, at the height of the restructuring, my institute friend suffered so much that she didn’t have Lu Lu. And, not long thinking, a letter from Kasharel came to pass. Yes, say and say, I love – I can’t, but I can’t take it anywhere, the USSR, you understand. So they sent her a bottle as a gift! I did not believe in the success of this event, but Marika was from Estonia (who lived in the USSR, know about the progress of the Baltics).
You can see, rarely Kasharel was ballowed with letters from the USSR, and the popularity of the restructuring was affected, but a wrapped bottle was received.
They say, “The language will lead to Kiev, and in this case to Paris.”

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №92195
 08.01.2014
About the Russian language.

The case was 15 years ago. A man comes to work and tells us. He asked his son in school to write about his hobbies. And he was fascinated by car racing, well, in the sense, the models of racing cars collected, followed the "Formula 1", and intended in the future to become a designer in the field of automotive. The profession, of course, is not for our country, but the class was not yet the last, and the guy, little of what he studied perfectly, still for the sale of dreams and the art school entered, so that the parents did not hinder.
Well, he asks his father to check the finished composition in the evening. He took, runs through his eyes, especially without rushing, the guy he has is literate. And suddenly he sees – "Kanyushna"... looks further – again "Kanyushna"...what are these things? He read everything, found no other mistakes, called his son and cautiously asked, "Son, what do you think, the staff - what is it, from what word is it formed?"
Probably from none. - replies an approximate slide, - Well, it is there "country" Ferrari, "country" Mercedes... just the name is".
And greatly surprised the father of a large enough child, explaining to him that the staff and the horse words are homogeneous.

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №92194
 08.01.2014
xxx: dreamed today that yet unfamiliar man gives me a car :) remembered the color, model and state.
yyy: now it remains to the state. number to find this man and get to know him.)
YYY: Even if the passport data would be easier. Next time a man dreams, ask him for a passport.

[ + 29 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №92193
 08.01.2014
LenaZ: I suggest in the spirit of the "low-sighted" and "low-hearing" weak old ladies to be tolerantly called low-powerful

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