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[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №92192
 08.01.2014
We have already discussed all the topics with you.
Except for quantum mechanics and other superpositions.
Did you tell me about the cat in the box?

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №92191
 08.01.2014
>> Suppose that the truck was made of an alloy of gaffnium, tantal and titanium carbs, and you’ll have it all together.

The recipe for Mifrix!

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №92190
 08.01.2014
- By the way, where are the Russian developers crowds with their games about survival and crawling? This is a typical Russian topic :)
Survival and crafting is the reality of Russian developers

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №92189
 08.01.2014
Start of Christmas:
xxx: Christ changed status to online.
YYY : Like! The Repost!

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №92188
 08.01.2014
XHH: On some channel there was a broadcast "I insist". I thought she was about psychology, and it turned out that it was about infusions of herbs.
WOW: We are waiting for a show about the subtleties of distillation "I chase")

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №92187
 08.01.2014
After visiting the castle

You are the King or Queen of England. I think, as of the 18th or 19th century, that makes you the most powerful man in the world. With technology, you can want anything. What do you wish? This is a funny question and the answer was unexpectedly simple.

You want everything that can be made of gold, and everything that cannot be made of gold. And when I say “everything,” I mostly mean weapons and dishes. Basically, you want (and therefore have – you’re the fuck king) gold vessels and golden weapons. In fact, that is all. The end of history. The golden pistols that fall out of Chechen deputies do not seem very strange in this context. He seemed to have understood something about humanity at that moment. 

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №92186
 08.01.2014
We are already tired of Varanasi from India, from stumbling, and began to stumble them))) We go, look, who is running to us, smiles... And we start to scream to him first, smile, take his hands: the country’s HIV?!!! How do I go? 😂😂 YU NID BOAT? Trust the chip, good boat!! May femily hatz believe good shoop!!!!))) You would see the reaction x))))

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №92185
 08.01.2014
Those who are tortured by conscience go to church, and those who are not tortured by conscience work there.

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №92184
 08.01.2014
I was in school at age eight when there was a film tour in school. For a provincial town with a population of ten thousand, it was cool. The name of the director, honestly, I don’t remember. It is Dmitry Mikhailovich. It does not matter. Among us, we called it “Ethodelo”. “This is the case” was his favorite tale. “This matter we put in here, and this matter we push out there.” He had a very special way of teaching. Everything he showed was as if he had done it for the first time. “Yes. Let’s see how this case runs. Volodymyr look at it. It seems right, right?” He was a chemist. Not a chemist in the sense of a scientist, but a "chemist" in the sense of a man whom the most humane court in the world has replaced the period of stay in the colony with corrective work on the construction of the national economy. That is “chemistry.” How did he get to school? It was as if one of the teachers' husbands served in a special command, where Itedelo was on a good account. He did not drink vodka, was convicted by some economic article, and was interested in amateur filming in leisure. What to do? Where else to take pictures if a third of the town is sitting, a third is preparing to sit, and a third is guarding one from the other? In our high schools, by the way, production training was proof of the zone. And he repeatedly stated that working with rabbits is much easier and quieter than with ten-classers.

At first, those who wanted to take the film camera into their hands and follow the difficult path of the Red Army, Nekrasov, were not deterred. There were 100 people in the circle. and ignorantly. At a time when the "Soviet Screen" came out in a two-million-dollar edition, and it was the turn to read it in the library, the "cinema" console had a magical property. The director proposed to establish an entry rate based on behavior and performance. But Tito strongly opposed it.
We will record all those who wish.
How will you handle it?! to
Don’t worry, I will do it. He answered briefly.
He wasn’t as simple as this guy seemed.

After the first session, the number of participants decreased by three. Boring lectures on physics, optics, and chemistry, schemes and formulas on the board, incomprehensible terms in the notebook, all of this glory to God was enough in the lessons. In the third class, there are 20 people. I went out just because I was interested in photography, and I was interested. Twelve people came to the fifth class. Thisodelo looked at us, counted, put it aside, and said:
Now it is normal. It can, it is a matter, and start.
And within a month, a person with a film camera became an indispensable attribute of all school activities. Our films from school life crazy popularity and gathered anchorages. Tito was a good leader. Once he was able to organize the process in such a way that everyone had a job to love, and no one was sitting without work. The fact that he was not a professional teacher and teacher added a note of trust to our relationship. In short, a normal man was.

It all ended suddenly and sadly. New year is approaching. On the last day before the holidays, the teachers, as usual, dismissed the students and closed the school from the inside, organized a party. And although Itodelo was not a member of the pedagogical team, he was invited. “In an embrace of harmonies.” Someone came to mind this crazy idea - to capture this event for a movie. That then long still dusted in the lab in a box with the inscription "New Year". After the holidays, nobody remembered her.

Some time later, closer to spring, we finally finished mounting a film on the theme of New Year’s school lights and lights. We determined the time of the premiere show, made an announcement. There was no room in the room, they sat on their heads. Under the impatient bull of the public extinguished the lights, and began the movie show. Who confused the film remains a mystery. Per someone caught the wrong box. New Year and New Year. When on the screen drunk teachers under silent music began to non-pedagogically crack and grimace, the audience rolled up. The public disappointed. The operator, who tried to interrupt an unauthorized movie show, was pulled out of the device. The collapse came on an episode where a drunken physruck with a drunken sound jumped around the tree in bags.

Of course a scandal broke out. Our loudest premiere was declared a dirty provocation. All the films were removed, the laboratory sealed. And the circle ceased its short existence. Only Fitzgerald came in for us. He said in the pediatric council devoted to this incident.

Okay to you! A normal movie. Thank you, there was no sound.

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №92183
 08.01.2014
In 2013, Russia rose from its knees and incredibly strengthened its international prestige. Now only such powerful powers as Senegal dare to attack our fishing trawlers.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №92182
 08.01.2014
I walk down the street and meet two men. I hear the conversation:

When you kiss her, do you feel her mouth?

I’m so sorry I didn’t hear the other guy’s response.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №92181
 08.01.2014
here here :
I was once called into the accounting office with the wild screams "No Internet". I come and watch the picture, as workers, drinking cups, conduct a discussion on the topic "who forgot the charger from the mobile phone?". In a moment, I discovered that it was not a charger, but a BP from the light bulb that they pulled out to turn on the boiler.

And why did not the rubber on all the servers and did not take them out next to the light switch?)))

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №92180
 08.01.2014
xxx: a lot of different chickens everywhere now, so there is a chance to get out
YYY: I’t be a fucker.

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №92179
 08.01.2014
Yesterday we met the dawn on Ganges in a boat. We see, the Japanese swim and they sing loudly... We also decided to sing) on the field of tanks shouted X))

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №92178
 08.01.2014
The owner of the "State diagrams of double metal systems":

We open the "Double Metal Systems State Diagrams" under the edition of Lyakishev, we find the gold-iron diagram, we see - at the melting temperature of gold, the solubility of iron in liquid gold is about 45%. So it will dissolve in it like sugar in water.

What is the solubility of uranium in mercury?

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №92177
 08.01.2014
by LJ
Light and white box
in the stranges of a young sick head
In the midst of dirt and street
A young man rotated the grass.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №92176
 08.01.2014
Ded: In terms of resource exposure, winter holidays are comparable to DDoS attacks.

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №92175
 08.01.2014
In one forum, I caught a look for a comment:
One in the family, I live with my mother. My mom and I are like two best friends)) And we don't need someone third.

Now I know where single mothers come from.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №92174
 08.01.2014
XHHH: need to cure, electricity XHHH than, 300 rubles in the pocket
Tagged: watershed
Tag: is expensive
Tagged: spirits
XHH: Still expensive
It would be summer if a traveler could be attached
In the throat?
xxx: well
In the nose of the paper.
And from the spade, in the h*j!
I just invented a medicine for AIDS.
If you wrap in a pathway, you won’t get infected.
HHH: because h*j will give you in the traveler))))
Tagged: Malachi
He also wraps, so he is not sick.

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №92173
 08.01.2014
Good for Fedorov Konyukhov. When living in Russia, he will be unable, he will sell his magnets for refrigerators, buy a plane and fly to...

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