XXX: I remember Olin Sasha told that in their childhood the boys from the courtyard gathered in the pavilion and whispered who would finish faster)

YYY: Are these guys not idiots? And now they gather and argue who can last the longest of all.

yyy: I ordered a souvenir to a friend – a copy of the Ring of Almighty, via the Internet. Today I have to leave the capital to me.Now I am worried about delivery.
XXX: What's going to be terrible?
Yyy: Yes, it seems...Night, empty road, blue truck of the Post of Russia, driven with blinking eyes, crawling on the asphalt and nine riders trying to stop the truck...and nobody will help the poor driver, there are neither Gandalf nor elves.
Gandalf and the elves in the post office are sitting in the ring waiting...

I’m in the army this year, I’ve been dating a girl for a month, she knows what I’m thinking of cutting off. Today, she said very seriously:
I love you, but you must go to the army.
I would call it Estonian.

Dilvish: This is how he lives.
Lanriel: This is a bourgeois.
Lanriel: Behind people like him, people like me are still like me, not like him.

In 125,000 years, there will be no men on Earth.
Lesbians are everywhere!
This is the paradise of men. Sadly they won’t see it :D

A wizard would fly in a blue helicopter and make a repair for us for free!

- I heard on the radio the song of Aria "There High". Once the brain line "...But walk and laugh..." automatically supplemented with the phrase "And spices chew".

"Albansky", I think, the privilege of those who know Russian well. They may retreat for the sake of ballowing. For others, it is an attempt to hide their illiteracy. And in general: "Albanian" is vaccinated to children in Russian language lessons in the elementary classes of middle school - with phonetic discovery of the word.

The child in the class had a Chinese X%i. In the first or second grade... Little came home, told what they were doing there, like, we with X% to, we with X% to. X%Too, X%Too...I was overwhelmed every time.

XX: I learned the order of the neighbor’s day. I know what time they wake up, I know what time they go to sleep. I even know at what time they go out for a daily walk.
YYY :? You are a maniac.
XXX is no. I just use their Wi-Fi.

You are cruel.
Gluc: Like a Chelyabinsky unwashed socks
It’s the best compliment I’ve heard in my life about O_O.

Fuck, I am an alcoholic. How to get stuck with these stuff already.
WOW: It is simpler. Take an example from me, I’m not going anywhere :)
So no one invites you.
Wow, it’s really shitty :(

Doctors who receive free education should not take money for treatment!

The story of ascendants.
There are acquaintances, have their own manufacturing firm, occupy a 5-storey building, about 100 people working. Many years have been tried with a neighboring firm, living behind a 3-meter fence, because of the land plot.
Neighbors on the disputed territory have arranged a parking lot where they keep their jeeps. In the midst of the July heat, a toilet on the 1st floor was stuck. Called the sanitary. Those raised the communication scheme and say that the pipe from the toilet goes into the collector 50 meters through the territory of the enemy neighbors, and somewhere along the way stuck. In the middle of the pipe on the territory of the neighbors is a well, through which you need to wash the pipe under pressure.
Install an assembly car. The director of the company together with the chief assistant go to the neighbors. Long knocked on the door. Eventually, an outspoken security chief comes out. He is explained the problem, asks to allow the ascendants into the territory. The boss sends them through his lips to a well-known specific nearby address and closes the door in front of his nose.
The director asks the assistant what to do. He says there is another way. They drive the lifting machine under the window of the toilet of the production building. The tube is passed through the fork and in the strain is knocked into the extreme toilet. Under pressure, 8 tons of water are supplied from the machine to the pipe. Behind the fence stands a fountain of water and feces with an iron cover from the well at the top. The cover falls. The feces spread throughout the courtyard, flooding the jeeps to the wheels. A minute later, a white chief of the security service of the neighbors arrives and cries from the threshold “You are what, oh? » They replied, “We asked you for good, but you did not want. It is his own fault.” Tom is separated.

This is how the world has changed. Pirates were those who were taken from people. Those who give ordinary people.

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Who will first open the lakes in Antarctica?

This reservoir has been under the thickness of ice for 20 million years and life could have evolved there in unknown ways. Russian scientists have already found unknown bacteria..."

bbb: on December 21, 2012 they will break up.

Natasha is coming soon.
I need to get rid of it...I’ll go fucking...

XXX: How was the evening?
HankJ: Remind me not to mix champagne with whisky anymore.
XHH: I understand...