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[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №92152
 07.01.2014
On the page with the video "Spring in X" youtube recommends the _like_ video "Film TRACTORISTS" of 1939.

I am even intrigued.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №92151
 07.01.2014
here here :

Olympiad in Computer Science: wolf, goat, cabbage and commander participate in the space program. You need to transfer them to the station with the help of a two-seat crew.
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Is it incomprehensible? Cabbage into a goat, goat into a wolf, a wolf with a commander in place and forward.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №92150
 07.01.2014
junique: We’re calling @hyhax this morning, who at that moment ran boldly to the office 50 meters from us and we’re saying, “We’re chasing you.” He suddenly went even faster. The phone number was not determined.

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №92149
 07.01.2014
If you somehow got into "DeLorean" suddenly, then you would probably immediately be interested in the Lambda light icon (λ) on the dashboard.

I would think a thousand times about DeLorean before pressing anything without Brown’s permission. Even if you do not speed up to 88 miles per hour. Lightning... 1.21 gigawatts... thunderstorms! And you’re already in 1985, but it might even be great. I would have eaten a Soviet plumbing, would have walked through Moscow free from advertising and bullshit, from all the windows of Modern Talking))) Well, it's okay, it's all lyric. What if it collapsed in 1885? =) is

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №92148
 07.01.2014
bbb: I'm so angry right now!!! Why people do that? Don't piss me off...
ddd: so I want to talk to you in English, but all I know is "sak may dic", but you are unlikely to agree.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №92147
 07.01.2014
Every day, 7 billion people age in the world. and man! Help the Foundation!Number of wallet

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №92146
 07.01.2014
xxx> I'll go down I'll go after the kidder)
Yyy> whose child is he?
xxx> yes not child fucking) kidder surprise)
yyy> it is a clove, uhu. True, I recently learned that the modern kidney surprises, in the sense of the yellow inner egg, are now with the opening cover. In my time, there were separated
xxx> yes now yes now
yyy> it’s amazing how quickly the world around you is changing. You have no time to look around, and there is nothing usual left in life.
yyy> and all the women around are rubber.

[ + 52 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №92145
 07.01.2014
Normal foods were missing from the stores - I brought cattle and chickens, I planted potatoes, beans - I have my milk, meat, eggs. Now I only buy bread.
It was forbidden to sell vodka at any time - I stopped drinking, so as not to depend on the schedule of the shops, and I drank a few thousand a month.
They will not burn electricity, I will go to bed early.

I just can’t understand where the state plans to take money for its existence if people won’t buy anything and don’t take taxes from?

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №92144
 07.01.2014
xxx: Only do not need to decrypt English through Chinese, or you will have like Zadornov: Wagons from the Slavic Vagin, in them our ancestors made children (even before they told the Egyptians that their god Ra is our, Slavic). The Americans are stupid, are they ready? They ride in wagons!

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №92143
 07.01.2014
>Parents are great, but it’s time to grow up.
Prince Charles is 65 and I don’t regret it.

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №92142
 07.01.2014
Yesterday, half a day ago, the number was turning in my head... I couldn’t remember whom it was for a long time! I decided to ask Google.
XXX: I asked, there was no surprise.
YYY: What are the numbers?
xxx: 937-99-92 - program "Wait for me"...
Tagged: lol

[ + 27 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №92141
 07.01.2014
Recently, honest people and law-obedient people are often confused, although this is almost the opposite. But it is simple: the honest man is the one who has honour, and the law-obedient is the one who has obedience.

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №92140
 07.01.2014
Only a few believe in good.

[ + 28 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №92139
 07.01.2014
To quit smoking is great.In addition, so many pluses.And health, and savings, and other pleasures.But as practice has shown, there is one minus, which overlooks everything.

[ + 28 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №92138
 07.01.2014
We need to hurry for bread.
After 11 p.m. no beer is sold.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №92137
 07.01.2014
The student was late for class.
Teacher: You were late today, and I named your name correctly.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №92136
 07.01.2014
In the light of the last long-awaited premiere in the "God of the machine" and "Royal in the bushes" appeared a new synonym. A bomb with a switch!

[ + 28 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №92135
 07.01.2014
TV3 program for today:
...
12:00 The Divine Birth
14:00 The Holy Matrona of Moscow
15:00 to the Saints. Holy Elizabeth
16:00 The Holy Ilya Pechersky
17:00 to the Holy. Deputy Ksenia Petersburgskaya
18:00 The Bible
23:00 The Holy One John Kronstadtsky
00:00 The Holy One Holy Equal Apostolic Olga
1:00 The Holy One. Sergey Radonezhsky
02:00 The Holy One Dmitry Donskoy
03:00 The Divine Birth

Tomorrow will start with
05:00 Armageddon of Animals

This is so! How are you "the saints"?? to
Armageddon is fucking.
The animals!


[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №92134
 07.01.2014
XXX: She’s cute just before you talk to her.
YYY: Don’t talk to her.
Just touch it XD

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №92133
 07.01.2014
to this:
Goa has a house. In the kitchen I was met with a cockroach, similar in appearance to our own, but catastrophic in size. The owner immediately explained that the cockroach in no way can be knocked or otherwise offended. He must be fed, and then he will not go into the food, on the tables, in the bedroom, and will not let other insects into his territory. I fed the cockroach. He went out exclusively in the evening, quickly ate a meal and drowned. It was not seen in any of the other rooms. I haven’t seen any other insects or cockroaches.

So, for reference: this is a Madagascar cockroach. They are specially crafted to eat all the little things like cockroaches-flies-chikhuahua.

Odmin, the cat, the shredder And the cookies are loaded.

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