I’m at home and I don’t touch anyone. Suddenly a fire truck approaches the building. It stands for a while. He leaves, and an ambulance comes to replace him. It stands for a while. She leaves, and immediately she’s replaced by a concrete mixer... O_o

And the drunkards with the doctors turned down and decided to go into the concrete and throw it into the pond of the joke that caused them.

Just a friendly advice. never ever. Never any conditions. Do not go to the gym when you have diarrhea.

Psydiver: My uncle had one in one like this Vin Diesel.
psydiver: lipstick is the same, hooligan, black eyes shine. He even had the same name – Motorine!

After listening to the tale "The Wolf and the Seven Goats" at night, the child asked a very logical question: - And where was the goat dad all this time?
YYY: Is it not understandable? Dad is a goat!

My relatives had a male Chihuahua who stood on his front legs and sucked down his head to squeeze on a tree — thus he marked the territory above his height and overshadowed his own dimensions over the rest of the dogs. This picture comes to mind every time I see a crowd of people dressed in brands and with expensive clothes, often purchased on credit.

XXX: The first session in my life, and I survived it.
Now you can sleep quietly.
HH: Now I can sleep.

Excerpt from the article on the car portal: "On Japanese premium-class cars are installed and driver fatigue control systems. The car stops smoothly if the sensors have detected a bad road - the computer suspects that the driver has taken off the side. However, for the Ukrainian market, this system is deactivated – 80% of our roads are considered by the system.

by 1111
I am forbidden to drink before the concert.
The rest is also prohibited.
by 222
Who is prohibiting?
by 1111
The whole group
and organizers
I. Other Groups

The most foolish advertisement I’ve ever seen is the advertisement of a sticker, where a girl with menstrual periods, on a patch of patch, beats a guy from other girls.

"These stupid shiny ones! You will not get to the real daughter, but you will lick the hair of the dead grandmothers.
by L. N. Tolstoy Anna Karenina

A man must struggle all his life to prove that he is a man, so that a woman can relax and feel like a woman.

If you want to hide your age, pretend you don’t know what a discet is.

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Kondrat: Timoshenko approached and said: “I can’t find my annual report for the past year. It is not in any file. how to find it?" I say: through the search... it is such: "aaaaaa, that is, in the yandex to enter the "Year Report 2011 Timoshenko" and it will be found?
These are the types of people we work in the government.

Even crazy money must be spent wisely. - Bakutkin

A story about how the Italians taught Africans to engage in agriculture:

We arrived there with Italian seeds, in southern Zambia, in this magnificent valley stretching down to the Zambezi River. We taught locals how to grow Italian tomatoes. We were surprised that the locals in such a fertile valley did not engage in agriculture at all. But instead of asking them why they didn’t grow anything, we just said, “Thank God, we’re here.” Just at the right time to save the people of Zambia from hunger.

And, of course, everything grew great in Africa. We had these wonderful tomatoes. We told the Zambians: See how easy it is to engage in agriculture.
When the tomatoes became beautiful and ripe and red, suddenly at night about 200 begemots came out of the river and ate everything.

We said to the Zambians, “O my God, Behemoth!
And the Zambians answered, “Yes, that’s why we’re not doing agriculture here.”
Why did you not tell us?
You have never asked.

What is synonym?
A synonym is a word that is written instead of a word whose spelling is not known.

The xxx:
There was Percy there.
Because of the bad assessments, he ticked his diary and spoke to the request to present "I was stolen by his Gypsies." And I told the story.) in our school then before the issue was a memo "the Gypsies stole"))) explained everything: from the missing other people’s bread to where the money went to repair the school).

The town is a magical place. You go like this, you think, here I will come: I will wash dishes, I will cook, I will eat, I will clean up, I will read the article, I will work with the results of science, but it is only necessary to cross the threshold of the room, as the whole space in my head is occupied by the thought, I don't want to do anything, I want a piu-piu-piu.

A friend who was drunk said:
It was before that I was a brother and brother, and now I am a virgin and a programmer.

On one of the erosites on the forum was asked the question:
The woman made a mine. How to be now? (Maybe not literally, but the point is the same.)
One of the answers (in my opinion the best):
Throw it in the ass and everything will be fine!