C yaplakal discussion of the suddenly turned on phone.

Cracovia: for Nokia, it is a normal phenomenon when a forgotten and dead phone awakens.
Yanchik: and is looking for a charging

For whom do you play, for the Alliance or for the Horde?
You don’t know that I’m from Orsk? What do you think I can play for? Yes, I am a descendant orchid.

I went to a movie site today.
They always indicate in the left corner who of the actors was born on that day, and January 5, 1931 is the birthday of the notorious Robert Pattinson.
The first thought: Gluck, of course, but fun! (Pattinson and the Thirty)
The second thought: he is a vampire, so everything is normal.

As a child, I thought that the phrase “morning evening wiser” sounds like “morning evening dirty”.
Then it turned out that I was wrong...
Then it turned out that not...

Last morning, my mother ran into my room, sharply threw an angry puppy on me, laughed and ran away. She is 47 years old."

My mother is 51 years old and she scatters me on the head with a French butt and throws her skins from the mandarines. I haven’t even opened the champagne.

xxx: "Batman vs. Superman"
xxx: sounds like "Spider vs tapka"
xxx: well or "Cats vs pinks"

nomorewords69: food additives
nomorewords69: E392
Google only knows the E392 4G modem
Lav: Apparently, a modem is added to the width. It is said that radiation is harmful. :D

The defense minister stole $15 billion.
Start with yourself! Do not steal!
146% of votes in the counting of election results
Start with yourself! Do not scream!
Drunk policemen kill people twice a week.
Start with yourself! Drive the car carefully!

XX: Always happy to help
yyy: yes, to carry until the roof is broken, let hold the naked wire...)

XXX is here!! The Goat!! to
I fucking fuck your mom!
XXX What?? to
Yyy: Oh, dear, it’s just a speech like that.
XXX: When is it? In the summer??? Confess to me!!! to

According to my mother’s firm conviction, there are only two versions of events:
1 ) The child has lost weight => means nothing to eat => is hungry
2 ) The baby recovered => means nothing to eat => swelling on the pasta with potatoes.
In other words, it is adequate.

I have written a letter to a technical support organization. After writing the letter, I saw the capch "nahy9l". I thought...

xxx: (14:37:12 01/01/2014) Hi. With the coming! How noted?
yyy: (14:39:18 01/01/2014) Standard as always. Nothing I can tell.
xxx: (14:42:39 01/01/2014) Ha, and that says a man who for the last 4 celebrations of NG had time to celebrate in the militia, to make an offer to a girl, to burn a bath, to break the car, to throw a cake to the mother-in-law and in the evening of the 1st nothing of this remembered and surprised?
yyy: (14:43:12 01/01/2014) No, really standard. Lenka told me why he didn’t talk to me and why he didn’t talk to me any more.

Here is it! Socks are quantum-confused objects.
1) Socks in a pair are coherent - characterized by the same purity and shape.
We can only determine the coordinates of one axis with sufficient accuracy, and we lose the ability to determine the coordinates of the other.
3) Socks are in the superposition of the left and right. Once we determine whether one of the socks in the pair is left or right, the other instantly becomes the opposite state, regardless of the distance between the socks.

by Valentine
One day, a new fresh server and Suse were brought to the institute. We sit in the evening with admin, we put this miracle. There is a dialogue of choice of language, and I, damn me, suggested "A let’s choose Albanian"... After half an hour of horse laughter in futile attempts to install OSH and return the language to Russian, we decided to format everything to the harams and set up a new one.

News: NSA is working on creating a quantum computer to hack any type of encryption
Chelyabinsk School No. 12 is already working on hacking an American quantum computer to hack any type of encryption.

From Picaboo:

x: The guy who today forgot an asus laptop in the 7-hour bus Karasuk-Novosibirsk above 25 seats, if you see it, write a password, lazy to remove the wheel.

Y: You clearly do not scratch the ceiling by a nymph.

XXX: I need a lubricant for the vista, don't you know where to get it?
YYY: Pull her out like this.

1:12 - Logan: It was difficult
1:12 - Logan: but I made tea by helicopter

About the livestream.
When I was a child, I was strange—everyone loved chocolate and smoked sausages, and I loved soybeans and beetles. Directly adored.
Then we moved abroad, where there was no leaflet in principle.
But the memory of the most delicious product of childhood remains!
When many years later I came to visit my grandmother, the first thing I went to the store for familiar products. There was this conversation with the seller:
- Here, please, leaven with egg, leaven with cheese, leaven milk...
Is it just livery?
Noah... there is. But your cat probably won’t be like that.

The cats refused to help. And I was sitting on the bench at the entrance for a long time, biting the pledged rod, trying to get rid of the evidence, knowing that my grandmother, with her full of salt refrigerator and an eternal desire to feed me more deliciously, just won't understand!