In ancient times, there were cowboys from the south of the United States in the saloon. Well there, they spent a bunch of money, smashed, shot, scattered all the furniture, and dumped. And then the owner hired a black cleaner to bring some order.

Currently, a cowboy from the southern U.S. has entered the White House. He spent a bunch of money, smashed, shot, shattered half the world, and dropped it. And then the people elected a black president to bring some order.

You never baked my cake.
“Well, if you want, tomorrow I’ll have my own hands...I’ll ask my grandmother to bake the cake...

by TOLIK...

Thank you, oh, I know now at least what girls I like.
YYY: Well what are they?
HH: All the others...
YYY: In the diary "The Goats" appeared a new record...

by KaAZa-34 (c)

to this:
How is the NHG going? ?
A brother poured 1.5 liters of vodka into the cup and went to the bathroom with the words “Sema, I love you.” I don’t know who Sam is... I’m worried.
It is very hard ?))
Zeka: Oh, Toka sho brother came out... He rushed, asked where he was, who I was and asked to pass on to his wife that he loves her... he does not marry, and the tea disappeared!!! O_O
...
and...
We also had tequila mushrooms ?

to this:

to this:
Love is when she lies on her shoulder, and it has run away, but you still sit not moving, so that she is comfortable.
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You too are a pearl of "Love Is"?! to

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Half of them are open and half of them are open.

When buying a bumerang, make sure it is small and light (usually made with a cross, have a small mass). If you buy a bumerang in the form of a bullshit (there are very large and quite heavy), then a compelling request, first check out on the street how it is calibrated (should be returned precisely in the hands, a minor error is allowed) And, BILLY ONLY THEN LAST LEAVE IT FROM THE WINDOW OF YOUR APARTMENT!
(c) Without respect, the neighbor who greeted the new year by clogging the window with his pillows.

and NDA. Here is the moment when washing dishes is not just lazy, but just TERRIBLE.

Do your parents also click on links with a double click?

With New Year! Let in the new year the cat will not hurt the tapes, the beard will be soft, the sweater warm, beer... just be, the food will be in the refrigerator, not in the keyboard, and the guy with the dollars will think of something bad.

The cat, the shredder, the admin. With New Year! O_O

I watched Avatar. I came out of the movie - all that colorless dull and flat. However, the whole reality and volume of the world returned quickly - it was not necessary to underestimate the deceit of the seemingly flat staircase...
by RunJo

Daga-daga:... do you have a scrotum?
Jedi: With yourself or at all? It is :)

As a child, I went to swim with my parents on the river (this time without injuries). We washed and dressed. Suddenly I notice that on the opposite side of the river (it is quite narrow) a naked man comes out of the bushes and begins to shake his farm, looking at us. I showed Dad. The father turns to the man, removes the cowards and also begins to shake the farm.) The nephart exhibitionist came out.)

Our response to Chamberlain

In the aftermath of last year, it was “Father Christmas, Father Christmas, give me a new brain.”
In the past there was "Elopucci, Elopucci stop with your ass".

Now, who will we ask for?

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Santa Claus, Santa Claus, healed the student's anus

zloy-zloy: Alisha and I broke up at the ixbox today, then ate in the macca, then bought him a new phone and ran on his ass for two hours from the hills in the boring garden.
Zloy-zloy: Alisha has a birthday tomorrow
Zloy Zloy: He is my grandfather. He will be 81 years old.

Let in 2010 I and every student who plush this:

Teach yourself to get up half an hour earlier in the morning and stop being late.
Students will study throughout the semester, not only during the session.
Learn to finish what has been started and do everything well, not to defile.
Quit smoking and abuse of alcohol
* will do sports
* will find the opportunity to live separately, not in communion or with parents!

Please help me, Father Christmas!
With all of you!

YYY: What is the difference between a Komsomol of the 20s and a Komsomol of the 80s?
XXX is growing.
YYY: How is it?
The Komsomol of the twenty is all on his shoulder, and the Komsomol of the eighty is all on his shoulder.

How is the NHG going? ?
A brother poured 1.5 liters of vodka into the cup and went to the bathroom with the words “Sema, I love you.” I don’t know who Sam is... I’m worried.
It is very hard ?))
Zeka: Oh, Toka sho brother came out... He rushed, asked where he was, who I was and asked to pass on to his wife that he loves her... he does not marry, and the tea disappeared!!! O_O
Serj: AHAHAHA))))))) pipeyeyeyeyeez))))) fucking, run away, I am worried about you))))))) ready to provide political asylum, or a new tea tree))))))
We are at home! O_Blin, I can't find the cupcake(((( Sister rides on the floor of laughter, aunt and mother went for a cake, two other brothers sit in the kitchen, smoke and talk about the alien mind.
I am looking for a cupcake! ?
I washed the bathroom (what did he do? O_O
Serzh: I don't know))))) I doubt that it is so harsh))) wash the tea in the toilet))))) *ROFL* So the alien mind took)))
Why can’t you call the tea shop like a mobile phone?and (
My mom came...
You will fall happily...
She just walked into the room to tell her she had bought bread...with a cup of tea in her hand!!!! to
Fuck me, I’m fucking...
Serzh: “Patztalom in hysteria”

Zub wrote (a):
Who is in my shirt? It can be recognized by the blue color and two ganglions in the left pocket.

The fucking. My cat just lit its beautiful tail from four candles. And then I still waved this torch near the curtain from the organza. A horse in the house.
It is. The cat is fine, although the tail looks much worse than ten minutes before. I’m upset: Two idiots in the house are overwhelming.

A to Zhenya! I will kill you all! Did you give your boss your stupid game about zombies?? to
The boss is also a man, sometimes he needs to rest.
Q. to breathe? He cancelled three meetings yesterday. And tonight I got a list of things for tomorrow, and the first thing I wrote was: "Putting flowers in the Zen Garden." Wake up the baby and feed it with chocolate.