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[ + 77 - ] Comment quote №42492
 31.01.2011
I wonder what it feels like to fuck Putin’s daughter. Just like a whore into absolute power.
Ordinary grandmother fucking - beauty to bleat. I went to the balcony to smoke. And then - finished, went out on the balcony - "Yes, I fuck you all in the mouth!!!And lightning from the sky as in Gorce.

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №42491
 31.01.2011
Period of writing the diploma. With the principled scheme of the device there were problems, I called a familiar boy to visit to help. The time is two o'clock at night, it is no longer interesting to sit behind the compass, especially on the horizon so seductively stands the couch. I take a piece of leaves:
I go with the theory.
"I immerse myself in the theory", I don’t snore well, but still at the moment it’s more than inappropriate to sleep – a stranger boy sits behind me writing a diploma, and I "smile with the theory". And here I see another color scheme of the device in action and I hear a voice from reality:
Are you sleeping?
Answer "Yes" can not, it will be bad
– No
What are you doing?
The brain begins to shrink, elaborate options and give a brilliant and very adequate response at the time:
I watched the car paint.

[ + 89 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №42490
 31.01.2011
XXX: I want to go to Egypt. There the sun, the beaches, the coup is almost over. And we had the frost, the work and the coup had not even started.

[ + 79 - ] Comment quote №42489
 31.01.2011
from the hubra, theme "Foundations of photography"

The xxx:
Where is the master button on my camera?

YYYY :
Look carefully, Japanese manufacturers label it as “Off”.

[ + 70 - ] Comment quote №42488
 31.01.2011
Elina (02:44:11 30/01/2011)
When your session ends

\m/ (02:44:28 30/01/2011)
In five years

[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №42487
 31.01.2011

A Russian man cannot take as much as is appropriate if you can trick a little and take more.

[ + 71 - ] Comment quote №42486
 31.01.2011
Dialogue with a girl, she throws me a smiley with a kiss

Skyline (23:06:41 29/01/2011)
I want to live

LADY-L (23:07:20 29/01/2011)
Meet with a kiss.

Skyline (23:07:30 29/01/2011)
Where is?

LADY-L (23:07:48 29/01/2011)
on Monday

[ + 76 - ] Comment quote №42485
 31.01.2011
Congratulations to women. From biblical times, you want to be equal to men. Here you are:"The law "On the police" has been adopted. It is permitted to beat women with bats.
The State Duma on Friday passed the bill "On the police" immediately in the second and third reading. The reform, which the rapporteurs almost compared to the abolition of bondage, suggests that police will be able to beat women.

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №42484
 31.01.2011
TERRANZ: And God decided to punish the Russian people. And he put on him ten executions of the Egyptians. The Russian people resisted. And the Lord created three Russian executions: the Native Government, the Native Autoprom and the Native Teach.

[ + 87 - ] Comment quote №42483
 31.01.2011
<Walter> and I’m not happy!
<Predator> We are angry today, I look?
<Walter> Ishob not to be angry... I have a note in repair, I’m sitting with Ritchie.
<Walter> And he is a pink cock!
<Walter> And I have the feeling that everyone in this coffee-growing coffee is right on him!! to
<Walter> He makes me crazy yet and caps write! >_<

[ + 79 - ] Comment quote №42482
 31.01.2011
Do you respect the nurses?
I fucking them.

[ + 116 - ] Comment quote №42481
 31.01.2011
XXX: I write websites. Cheap, fast and professional.
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
XXX: What a bad thing! Cats go where you want to go! =) is

[ + 121 - ] Comment quote №42480
 30.01.2011
My wife has a monthly period. At the same time, she decided to remove our little son from the chest. I made a sad joke when I spoke to my son – “We will not be given both today.”

[ + 68 - ] Comment quote №42479
 30.01.2011
Dead Space 2:
XXX: The game is not scary, I'm half gone, I didn't even get upset

[ + 78 - ] Comment quote №42478
 30.01.2011
1st Why did you drink 1.5 liters faster than I did 2?! to
2nd I’m trying to understand what the question is.


[ + 68 - ] Comment quote №42477
 30.01.2011
Standing in the darkness at the open window, he picked up a full chest of air and blowed out of all his strength. The street lights instantly went out, exactly the scratches on the black named cake. Douglas blowed again, and the stars began to fade in the sky.
by Ray Bradbury.

[ + 73 - ] Comment quote №42476
 30.01.2011
HHH
I got the internet immediately started with high speed)))

HHH
Therefore, with him came and Skype immediately)))

WOWU
You know how we suffered! Years of hunger, internet on cards. It is :'(
10 hours for 10 backs. It breaks every 10-15 minutes.

HHH
I don’t understand you, sorry.

WOWU
The youth :D

[ + 92 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №42475
 30.01.2011
xxx: oh, fun... write to Google streaming "Snatch"
WOW: Well, "wow" and what?
XHH: and now put a screaming sign before Snatch ;)
D is suddenly.

[ + 77 - ] Comment quote №42474
 30.01.2011
xxxx: Have you heard in Egypt that it was cut off?
They also cut off their mobile connection.
hhh: ppc... I already see the mail pigeons being shot there
Tagged: lucky
ууу: luke throw in the pigeon
They cry and fall.

[ + 71 - ] Comment quote №42473
 30.01.2011
“No, the most cruel trolling in my life is when one of us (I don’t even remember with whom) played Dendy in Ninja Turtles 2 15 years ago, so he told me that when you kill Rockefeller in the first mission and the moment Schrödder comes out of that bor machine, you have to do a super-shock over April, then the turtle will hang, Schrödder will not be able to capture April and you will hit the technodrome right away!
How many times have I tried to repeat this... all these years!!!! to

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