friends gathered in place and discuss different topics and suddenly learn that one of them bought an iphone5, which is not in the new phones anything. Friends decided to beat him up and started discussing his new phone.
Ask him - what new features this phone has, which are not in other phones.
He didn’t get lost and immediately replied – there’s one function, I have such a phone and you don’t, that’s all.

Grigory: I, by the way, in the neighboring house yesterday a man from the balcony of the 3rd floor came out.
Grigory: by chance
Grigory immediately got up.
Grigory: Going Home
And he called an ambulance.

Why do some people, when I take my daughter in a wheelchair, burn there... that they want to see there?
yyy the letter "O" in the word "callaska"

The story is this - some subjects apparently tired of the cat took her far away and left, after 2 months the cat returned home, snacked the whole family and accumulated... Where she found the rage of the mystery, but the revenge came out noble...

Just at work, the supplier explains why the shipment has not yet been shipped:

I: You sent the glue cargo, we need it as soon as possible.

Carrier: Sorry, the cargo has not yet been shipped because the driver's seat has been lifted and he can't get his feet to the pedals.

Olya Dyatlova: Fuck, our sitadmin is just not named
Olya Dyatlova: and computer scientist and botanist and programmer and glass maker
Alexander: I know how he calls you all.

Discussion of the article on the drug Glycine (contributes to the normalization of the brain vessels):

Paul: I feel terrible sleepiness, I sleep 14 hours a day, before there was no such thing

Reduces the bioenergetic properties of the body, has a destructive effect on the human aura. It also changes the work of the 3 and 6 chakras.

Friedrich in the Madness.

Damien
By the way, yesterday chewed love is, blown up bubbles. For a long time I thought it wasn’t so.
Damien
Then came. When I was a child, I didn’t get the blisters. :D

Waiting for you, Ambassadors!
A private organization is beginning to look for candidates who would like to settle on Mars... forever.
YYY: Let me imagine. The ship took off, and the next day Half-Life 3 was released.

Only a best friend can say to a girlfriend, “go, feel at home, you can go.”

B1:...borzaya is very long legs, curved back, long nose...
B2 (Breaking): Imagine a shrimp!

The day. What day?
This is not a daytime. And his brother.
And where he is.
He is fucking close. confused today. I endured all day.
What is?
and hahaha. The fucking key. I will go to the shelter. I will wake up ?

xxx: Today in the store I heard a disc with a doughstep come in. It sounds fun.
YYY: I have bad news for you...He didn’t get it.

Topic: Soviet supremacy
What examples of Soviet supremacy do you remember?
X: ZIL refrigerators melted into cars
and back again))
Z: These were the first transformers.

" The Medical School Of the 20 members of the group, 19 people pay for the exam. And after all, the exam is necessary, "medical", not a philosophy.
I’m from other times, but, students, are you all learning like this now?

I am 24 years old. Ideally, at the age of 22, people get higher education (if there is no army, there was no college, there was no discharge, academia. holidays, prisons and so on.) is
At the institute I had the nickname Immortal. During my studies I had to be counted off exactly 8 times, but that never happened. It was the subject of my pride.
After finishing my studies and going out into the big world of the cigarette fog near the institute of the brewery, where I spent most of my training, I was terrified to realize that I knew absolutely nothing. in general. In other words, with my diploma, I could only count on physical work.
First I stopped drinking. Smoking the same day. Not to mention more. For a year he did not work and did not leave the house. I did sports during the day and read books at night. After a year I opened my business and for a year I have been actively and successfully continuing to run it. The sport did not give up. I have not returned to bad habits.
Take care of yourself, your health, your time. Only you will be able to pull yourself out of the pit in which you, by youthful inexperience, dug yourself during your student years. The Peace.

of the Habr.
xxx: I think not only programmers, but also administrators cannot be distracted.
And any other employees of mental professions where it is necessary to systematically consider the tasks set.
So I already hate an open office with partitions, escape from people in the server room, but there blows, noise and not comfortable to sleep on the floor.
Yyy: Under the noise of servers it is quite normal to sleep. I broke into the server a couple of times :) The main problem is usually a fairly low temperature.
ZZZ: The sleeping bag! Compactly folded, cleaned, if necessary we get and make a wonderful break!

I sit with a girl (D), I help her learn
The next time you snatch on me, when I’m dumb, I’ll use a psychological technique!
I – what? Would you stop dumbing?

Why is accounting statistics the same?
HHH: Why Why? Will you be on an uninhabited island? This is the basis of survival.
What about statistics???I will count the palms and compare them.
HHH: Well, it is right! If you assume you will be on the island a person five. Any mathematician, programmer, physicist - atomic engineer, mechanic and you with knowledge of statistics. You will have a great company. While the physicist will create the engine that the mechanic will install on the boat, the mathematician will calculate the maximum efficiency of that engine, and the programmer will write a program for him to gather the most necessary information, count the palms)))
WOW: very cute

I lay on the couch, wondering about my husband.
Is it better to make a coffee or a minete?
In different situations differently.
Well then still? I think it goes better...
(with suffering in the voice) And what difference, you do not do either...

9:39 YYY: it is probably acta every day over the course of the year to go to work... would probably not have been able... well or would have been used to for a long time
9:40 XXX: it's a PIZDEC, I wake up at 6 a.m. every day, it's a angry PIZDEC
9:41 YYY: I read your message and I thought that you are calling out demons with these words))))))))))......terrible words))))))
9:41 XXX: the demon I caused many years ago, terrible and insatiable! He knows no sleep and compassion, he is always hungry, and his name is Hypoteca.