Dialogue during the repair.
Olya, give me a meter.
Metro at Jura in the pants
It’s not a meter, but 20 centimeters.

I will buy from teachers the lists of students buying exams. Especially in the bear.
The palace.

Lily, I’m doing something wrong. It does not (
L: Do it right. It will work ?

Hi, do you want a coon? I can be strict and ugly.
I hate Coney.
You can do it without a cone.
Sex does not interest me much.
Mah: What interests you?
Cat: Grammar and Orthography. I read words at night.
I will read too...
Cat: That’s why people need a language.)

From Habr:
Divanikus: Under the noise of servers it is quite normal to sleep. I broke into the server a couple of times :) The main problem is usually a fairly low temperature.
MaxxL: The sleeping bag! Compactly folded, cleaned, if necessary we get and make a wonderful break!
FFire: Especially if you sleep under the false floor, nobody will notice.
matiouchkine: Real professionals are sleeping on a fake push.

This morning I had to ride in the same wagon with a beautiful mulat. He carried a cat. The level of caring for the surrounding ladies was almost unbearable.

Not the first time I understood the word correctly.

In the morning - coffee Turboslim, in the afternoon - tea Turboslim, in the evening - toilet Turbosrem

How about the university?
Okay, well, but I’m already thinking of looking for a PTU...

When I was 10 years old, I was taught French at my regular school. By that time, my grandfather had just retired. He decided to learn French to control his grandson. At 60 years old, armed with insomnia, some French-language radio play recorded on a record, its paper version in Polish (his native) and a thick collection of proverbs of the times of Louis IV with translation into Russian, he started from scratch. Apres nous le déluge – I still remember. A few years later, his grandfather spoke well and even led some delegations as an interpreter.

Wowa: I recently went to a strip club, $50 to a girl in a bikini, $100? I took. He rested and earned.
It should have been unnoticed! You are confused, WOW?

1: Who are you? The gnome?
No, I am a Viking.
1: Who are you? The Hobbit?
No, I am an elf dwarf.
4: Who am I like?
5 And you... Jig your fish, no one will steal the ring from you.

Anna is
Mishanechka, I watch "Let’s get married", maybe you’ll come too?? to

by Mikhail
and FUUU! A terrible broadcast.
How many times I did not encounter, the girls were all the same: I want a beautiful, wealthy, successful, to give me my favourite attention, dear gifts! And I am so beautiful I will inspire him and create comfort in our paradise nest! Moore to Moore!
I had one such "Princess"!
I do not want anymore!

Anna is
and lol

All life is a theater, so I wake up only after the third alarm.

The fight against smoking:
Cook-Clus-Clan: Melting... in the money do not go anywhere!!! Stop fighting the consequences and start fighting the causes!!!! to
In a city where the whole table of Mendeleev hangs in the air, the harm of smoking is equal to a broken finger of a man already hanged.

Cute Galba: As is usually the case, men love to be measured with screams. But when it’s done by the IT shakers, I don’t understand anything and I get the impression that I’m a female.

xxx: Shras read the book - "Young radio amateur", such a feeling that Yoda wrote it...Here the stitch pleased - "...But, young friend, do not confuse the height, that is. The sound with its strength. "Capec in general, I cry...

Local Arms Forum

In short, the history.
Somewhere a year ago, we began to notice that the poppy behaves strangely - apples, pears, etc. carefully chew and throw the flour into a drink with water. Then he sits and waits a few days - until he turns. And only when the bracha is ready - it begins to actively drink. Then it will get up, go to the stake, and let the stake sound, so that the people from the neighboring homes!!! They complain. And the screams are probably copied from some babouins before the battle. With words ("hello, fool, fool, fool") he speaks when he is sober. And while drinking, it is better not to approach him - he badly throws on everyone who passes by, well, the cell saves. And even putting a hand in the cage to take Braga is not realistic at all. The dungeon is such that eagles or frogs rest - a pencil snacks in one move. And recently noticed that in Braga he began to add bark and slices - cognac, straw, cooking.

(c) The copyright is retained by the forum citizen with the nick Diversion

Do you have a conscience?!!!! to
There is. She does not have the right to vote.

My daughter 7 years. She pulled out of the plastic barrel, played with him, and said with a blinking voice: "You who-o-o-o-o-o-o-y, let's see a-a-a-i to a-a-ia-ya-ya-y." I need to sit less on the internet. and :-(