Vkontakte advertising "rejoices"
90% discount on all water parks!! to
I would go... there is no one in Perm!! to

I was in the car with a friend:
Why are you driving so slowly?
I have a summer tire.
The summer? O_O
Well yes.
Are you fucking? Where are you chasing?

From Contact:
Why after the right dinner with a salad must meet a betrayal candy on the way of life?! to

LLL candy - it's not so scary, I got a betrayal chicken grill yesterday =(

M = D

AAA: It’s not all interesting, here’s the betrayal stack of blines with butter and cheese...

How much betrayal is there in the world!! to

Mother said that if the cat will hooliganize, she will turn him out.
The father said the cat would scream "UYAM-UYAM!"

All high school graduates are dedicated!
I have a diploma and I feed my parents.

I am a graduate, my diploma defended in July, i.e. almost half a year ago and I am tormented by the question........................... if there are no friends-knowns who can arrange the mud, normal work cannot be seen"...if it goes so, apparently you will have to go to the cars to unload..."

So here. Go and work. Go to the factory. Find a job in your specialty (similar to it) and work. Not much money, but experience. For a year or two you will work cheaply (your parents do not have a rubber wallet), and then you write a resume and go from there for "normal work". He also did, without any "blats".

Z is. This does not apply to those who are still in the universe "grown" family, child. There is another setting.
Give it some time, it’s frequent.

I go to the Krasnodar region by train, a call from a friend:
Hi Sirot, how are you?
Okay, I am going south.
In the Southwest?
No, not in Sochi.
Their mother! and roaming!! to
and throwing the tube)

Xxx: You imagine, I live on the last floor, and even in the afternoon in the room a pleasant half-dark...
The curtains are dark. 0 - O
I am so happy :)

Q: Do you smoke?
BBB: Only after sex... I don’t smoke.

Friends have a wedding soon:

[14:44:04] I am: Maaaax
[14:44:38] Maxim: What is it?
When do you have a wedding?
[14:47:01] I: Max, this is really not a woman’s request, it’s really I ask.
[14:47:16] Maxim: I am not hired
[14:47:35] I: blatantly, I will not seriously say to the Woman, I am a cremator, neither to anyone nor to Gu Gu Gu, we are men!! to
I am going to be a surprise.
[14:47:57] Maxim: Well then on Saturday
[14:48:21] I: Woman, says that on Saturday
[14:48:22] I am: fucking
I am not you.
[14:48:32] I am a crazy man

Nats

It is said that white wine is better to drink with fish.
Do not believe.
Man cannot drink with fish.

The fucking! Come out, sweethearted, be, first, friend friend, as if, call, together write together! You are from which city? You study, I don’t know. by Fuck! No one, no one and no one!
Oh, I would beat you all with a Russian language textbook!

xxx: Never before did I tap on the keyboard so carefully as when answering a wife’s question “When are you going home?” the phrase “Wait, we’ll start the gateway now.”

People who marry for love are usually divorced.

Mi-8 in flight. The attacker gives the team to the commander. Two degrees to the right. The commander is zero attention. Sturmman again – Commander, two degrees to the right. Again zero attention. After the third time, the commander says, "I will turn to you on the mosquito Noah. and pause. Then the team is Commander, thirty degrees to the right. The commander understood, thirty degrees to the right and changed course. Pause - and now twenty-eight on the left.

Putin rejected the Chechen footprint in the terrorist attack in Domodedovo.
No, they were not there, he said.
I wondered if he did not overdo it.

xxx: we were lucky, in the room of the euro window. Take a shirt or suppose a shirt that needs to be washed urgently (the method is only effective in winter), press it between the insect grid and the window for 15 minutes. Babah and the thing smells of freshness and alpine lawns =)
YYY: And that’s you just six months living in communion...

and Viper:
I knew you would answer so.

and etta:
from where?

and Viper:
Based on anal erudition

and Viper:
that is. The ass heard.

... already such a degree of loneliness that I will soon tell the vibrator what a terrible day at work was...

XXX: What is the point of obligation to watch here?
XXX: Picked there spots
YYY: The case of everyone
I am a simple Russian teacher.
Yes, it is hard to hide.
I am tired of being literate.

xxx: Fucks, cat I do not let into the room because I do the cleaning here so he throw that does, takes small cement stitches that are left from the repair and under the door of me cheats!)
X: Who is so clever?