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[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №59493
 01.02.2012
xxx: It would be cool if the phobos landed normally, took a soil sample and flew to Mars!

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №59492
 01.02.2012
Finished the repair in the bathroom and suddenly burned up to buy a jacuzzi for meditation-relaxation and sexual pleasures with a loved one. I spent a long time searching the net, choosing from 30 thousand dollars to the cost of almost my entire apartment along with all the repairs.

Plunged at some point, went to the site two pelicans (this is important). They have a fun logo in the form of two blue peelings (this is also important). Called, long chosen with the boy-manager, chosen, went to make a prepayment.

And when we talked on the phone, I was caught in a fun spirit with their logo, and the connection with the soft voice of the manager overcame the thought that I was going to the nest of the blue.

I come, go to the store and see two brutal unbarred uncles, when seen, the blue color is most likely to remind me of the Day of the Lander than anything else.

We met joyfully, a couple of questions on the essence.
All the papers signed, bla bla bla, I’m about to leave and I’m like a fool, I ask.
Why are you called the Two Pelicans?
Well, because we two, with whom the company started
Why is your logo so blue?

One uncle stumbled. And the second one suddenly darkened and gave,
- girl, because the pelicans are water-floating, and the water...%#$@#$&#$@... BLUE

[ + 44 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №59491
 01.02.2012
In the library:
Give me, please, a book of such an author, such a year of publication.
Why to you? If we read it, we will not give it. She lies far away.

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №59490
 01.02.2012
Tagged: prostitutes
This is not Google.
You broke the windows.

[ + 42 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №59489
 01.02.2012
Gippocrates
Today I took the first step towards my personal life. Deleted the page in contact. 3 characters in aion, and removed from the title
Kitos
You removed your personal life.

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №59488
 01.02.2012
12:01 xxx: Dear Dmitry Sergeevich, I would like to ask you if you can express your thought beautifully and clearly?
12:04 YYY: What is it?

[ + 27 - ] [6 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №59487
 01.02.2012
[23:13:24] militari.ua: I am sitting writing resume..I am fucking like it turned out :))))

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №59486
 01.02.2012
Let me buy this fucking women’s underwear, let me see the video on YouTube!! to

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №59485
 01.02.2012
xxx:Now on the map I see the route is 42km. Time of travel 50 minutes
XHHH: Toughened loop taking into account the blocks
XHHH: publishes 23 days 18 hours 44 minutes)))
This is Moscow, baby.

[ + 71 - ] Comment quote №59484
 01.02.2012
XXX: He was walking in the street and there was a persistent feeling that the rod would fall away like the tail of a donkey.

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №59483
 01.02.2012
I was late at work recently because of college. I come to the director to specify the date, time and equipment for events this week. The boss thus reminds me of my cushion. I stand silent, listening with an unrestful sight. Then there are screams, scattered papers, accusations of underestimated sense of responsibility to others. And at the end, the final phrase in a calm tone: “All, Andrew, I was shouting. Come later and we’ll talk about what you want".
“Pokerface” I’m quietly away.

[ + 50 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №59482
 01.02.2012
There was a joke in the city. The inspector of GIBDD violated the PDD and crashed into a car in which two ministers were driving.

[ + 42 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №59481
 31.01.2012
Today on "Europe+" :)
Leader: I was told about a girl who thought that Gigurda was not a specific person, but a word that means "Klevo, super", i.e. I have all the giraffes!

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №59480
 31.01.2012
A cat is considered to be truly single when he eats peelings together with the test.

[ + 67 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №59479
 31.01.2012
The answer:
Answer to Answer:

My name is Valera! Explain to me, Hole, have you touched my name??? What a joke is that??? What do I not know about myself?? to

Hello, Valera, my name is Aljoša, I was here a couple of years ago too, tolerate, it will soon pass)))

Hi Valera, Aljoša, my name is Wolf. This shit will not end soon. never ever.

My name is Alena. I am with you now, right?

[ + 10 - ] Comment quote №59478
 31.01.2012
A: And my water includes when he sits in the toilet and begins to curl on the whole apartment. Especially uncomfortable for guests. But she and I haven’t been so close to telling her about it yet.

[ + 35 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №59477
 31.01.2012
Mother, taking away the cat’s coat: "Oh, you are an untouched straw!"
Father, grabbing the cat-castrate: "And who is to blame?"

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №59476
 31.01.2012
The program for Android "Galochka". For those who are not only forced to vote at work, but also require to bring a photo from the phone of the bulletin with a box placed in the right place. Prague allows you to place a box on the desired point, take a photo, and then vote as you want.

[ + 39 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №59475
 31.01.2012
"Oh" is the worst word of the surgeon.

[ + 60 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №59474
 31.01.2012
xxx 14:51
The dragon is hungry!
What is he eating?
The innocent girls.
It is a pity that the animal will die with us.

and 14:52
In fact, they died out...

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