From the forum:

I like masturbation more, too, but not because it’s forbidden, but because it’s easier.
And then first these affections for 20 minutes, then the physical training itself for 2 hours. And the hands tremble from fatigue and the back is wet, and I already want tea with cookies. But it was all over, then the heavyweight: in the shower in turn and more hugs. In total, for one ejaculation, you threaten three hours and get tired like the hell.
I pulled it in 10 minutes, put it in the bathroom, and that was it. You do not even have to go in the shower. It was released for three days."

Mail.ru answers: "No, you can only feed the same food! That is to say, you can’t confuse Chappi, Pedegree and Hills! And feed the dog at the same time and place!". In the same place, LOL) Do not think of feeding the dog in the ear!

Nothing in the world is better.
How suddenly to capture the planet.
So that all the people will be respectful.
I worshiped Pinkie along with Brain.

@orangecalm

XXX: Do you drive me out of the apartment or the cabbage?

Yyy: Better than Cabbage

Yyy: Otherwise it will be little different from a banal drunkenness.

XX: Emm... and in the cocktail everything will be cultural. Let’s sit down, let’s break down the preference. Monokly shake and talk about the hunt for foxes?

- can ears and fingers frozen during direct inclusion be considered a workplace injury?
What did you produce?
Unforgettable impression, bl.

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YYY: And what now?
Now is the Super Finger!

Serge: Rushdie Stale defeated American Stale!! to
Prayer: How is it?
Serg: Svetkin's former was waiting for me today with a beat of baseball))) Naive) I had to pull out of the shop drin and shit the guy. From the first minute, he shut him down for three minutes. When he walked, he looked sad.
Serge: I promised not to come again.

Go into your head and find all the answers.
My cockroaches will eat you early.

IZI: If you are not noticed in life - rejoice, you have mastered the secret art of Ninja.

After a year of family life, I met Zen - how to communicate with girls in a new way
xxx: for example, you can just dance with her in a club, and at the same time not think how to quickly "protect her in bushes", but just get a positive ;)
yyy: I have been living this way for a long time, I calmly and unforcedly communicate with girls, do not stick and behave decently, so for a year and a half no one has given me :'(

Tef: you need to rename the traffic jams into flashmobs and it will immediately be easy and fun.

A giraffe on an avatar is the best way to calculate a dwarf.
Thanks to those who invented this, it was easier not to get into the fool:

Playing in WoW. The son-in-law in the "Titan Quest" breaks down, a niece (5 years old) instead of cartoons sometimes comes to see what is interesting on the monitors. I sat there, the current logged... I approached, looked at my orc in the character selection window and delivered the sentence:
My dad killed them!

Where is it better to catch a bean?
Lena: Beyonce to catch in the bowling in the evening, step on someone's foot, such beyonce you catch, you won't take away.

SergeyBlack: Hi) caught here a new grid sosed_s_perfom_pidr

Contact is a form of invitation to a meeting. Options "I go","I may go", "I can’t go". Why, fucking, there is no option "I can, but I don’t want to, bluff, and I’m not going to fuck!!!!"???? to
Angry

XXX: There are no miracles
A shit happens.

I want to meet her in the summer.
XXX: And there according to the plan: Drink and break))
Tagged: xd
Yyy: By the way, a familiar formula
XX: Dick B. She's been with you all summer

An indigenous Moscovite: She recently walked home on the street, passed by talking guys, and her first thought was: “Russian speaking.” = = (

We have a jazz column, and you?
We have a drama'n'bass - every time
Zzzz: We are growing up. Here is!