I’m talking to you like an alcoholic.
The former one?
No shit, the future!

TV and news:
" of Vladivostok 100 million rubles were stolen during the construction of the bridge to the island of Russky.
The main suspect is the security guard"

Sasha the Bearded? xD

from the discussion.

In 2009, a mobile military-field temple for the Russian army was created on the basis of the Kamaz car:

xxx: +10 protection against demons. Your soldiers are causing maximum damage. Your soldiers move twice as fast.
Military field crematorium is lacking.
zzz: and portable terminal for donations..

XX: By the way, are you selenium in chemistry?

XY: No, I am a magnesium.

A friend works as a supplier in a car service. Loaded with him spare parts at the point, and he says, “Well, did we go to the garage to Luigi for a bonus and a new mission?”

Dmytro: You are the only island of mind in the ocean of madness.
[21:55:18] Μελέτη: (rofl)
[21:55:23] Μελέτη: It makes me hot.

The metro stops between the stations and the lights are turned off for a long time. The wagon is silent. Finally the light and someone’s voice light up: "Miskuzzi!"

by Peter. Trolley bus in Nevsk. St. Petersburg woman of an indefinite age of 75-125 years (the language does not turn to call her old lady) is about to go out. In front of the door is an Afro-Peterburger or some other African, preventing a lady from entering the door. The low, slightly sluggish contralto, apparently accustomed to communicating with the Great Princes at the balls in the Winter, was heard by the whole trolleybus:
and EFIOP! Are you going out?

Jack by HDP

The most courageous people today can be met among anonymous Internet users.

We have a network of shops in the city called family. Like any advanced network of grocery stores, it always comes up with something to attract customers. This month the calendar was issued for December. Every day there were certain discounts on different types of goods - for example, on all flour or wine and vodka. In some days, there were “days of talons”. This means - you tear off the box, with the inscription "collapses with discount", and happiness you - 20 rubles will save. This is prehistory.
The history.
Standing at the box. In front of them are two men, one of whom wears the red jacket of an Olympic fan, with the proud inscription "Russia". From the purchased vodka, cognac and...4 harps. (Hurma, by the way, they took the last. Maybe there are doubts.)
At the time of breaking products at the box office, a girl-seller asks an Olympic amateur man:
Do you have vodka?
The man, having swallowed his eyes, but at the same time, grabbing the vodka with one hand, looking into the face of the girl, insecure, chilled, asks:
This is what? Funny of something?
He reiterated relentlessly:
The Talons? With vodka?
Then, it still shows the man what these cards look like.
It is action. With a discount, she explains.
No is! No to! He breathes out easily. And I think! I have not been in Russia for three months.
With a happy smile, after the shock, they quickly left this strange store.

The famous writer married a top model. I crossed my ass with a pen.
c) Nestor Begemotov

Discussions in VK "The Most Terrifying Picture in the World. among other things:
I don’t know what it is, but for the case.

He met his junior classmate by chance.
She is happy, I also pretend to be happy.
I remember when she took my motorcycle away.
with the battery and the drill that I drilled.
25 years have passed since then...

They have sex, drugs, rock and roll.
and at us
Damn, Damn and Damn, Damn and Damn!! to
by ASG

It was in the late 1980s, before the New Year.
In a bag of 10 bottles.
I turned around on the ice, the bell of the glass on the whole street.
I see in the eyes of the gathered men a mixture of interest, horror and sympathy.
Then for some reason I started ridiculously justifying that it was just water.

A cloudy look, didn’t sleep, didn’t shave for six months, didn’t shave for a few weeks, in a carpet with wrapped sleeves and a cigarette in the teeth. If I were not from Siberia, I would have been afraid of myself.

From the PPS:
We are not Moscovites, but Russians.

Can I go to football? Okay, but don’t buy anyone.

Discussion of Yulia Tymoshenko (possibility of life imprisonment):
Why a lifetime? It could have been deprived of everything: status, power, property...
Or a haircut...

The developers of the Dr.Web antivirus did not have to "block" the interface of their program under Windows8. They just waited, changing nothing since the 1990s, when Microsoft itself changed the interface of the operating system to the style of their antivirus windows.