XXX: Come into the library is already quite such a four-class girl, looking with interest on the sides.
I say goodbye, waiting for what the child wants. The girl is not disappointed:
Do you have Thompson’s books?
to whom? - I ask for the case, not remembering this author's appearance among children's books.
– Well... Tomkin... or Topkin... – the girl is already less confident.
and Tolkien? I have a more experienced colleague sitting next to me.
Oh well probably! The girl cheers joyfully. “My brother asked me to take him Tolkien’s book about hobbies, and I forgot the author.

Some mmorg enthusiasts naively believe that a folded cap, dark glasses, and headphones in their ears are feathers adding +500 to invulnerability when crossing the road!!! to
Remember that cars sometimes have glues and brakes, resulting in a complete collapse of your system, without the possibility of restoration.

xxx: in the series "bone" with the help of a fractal was written a self-activating virus
xxx: and in the "white collar" the fractal indicated the radio wave of some device with which it was necessary to connect.
xxx: in general, beautiful drawings can hide something behind them)
yyy: Hah, for example, often the safe is closed with pictures))))))

You need to have a web camera in each refrigerator, posting photos directly on Facebook when the door is opened. And in the carpet in front of the door to install a weight sensor.
And everyone globally will start to lose weight, because otherwise your friends will go to Facebook, and you are there so scared in pans and pans. And the signature "Nina, 63 kg, eats borst at night".

Cursed car replacement: you write to her "Forgive me, sunny", and she comes "Go yourself in the ass, fool"....

>>> made a comment for delay?...when commented because I was late

Let me guess. Is Russian always the first lesson in your class?

I bought HTC with Android. Now you need to look for profitable unlimited tariff plans.
YYYYYYYYYYYYYY to electricity.

News: Tymoshenko is in a very serious condition and weighs 47 kg, body temperature does not exceed 35,5 degrees.
Commentary from VK
xxx: the parasite is difficult to separate from the host organism

Here are five Italian artists.
Bottichelli, Tiziano, Tintoretto, Veronese... Okay, shit, I give up.

How is the weather tomorrow?
24 hours as usual.

xxx: today in the elevator saw a remarkable inscription "where there was a planetarium"
I think for a long time

Why are you drunk before the plane?
I am afraid to fly.
You have always loved to fly!? to
- Yes, but the argument "I like to bump" is not all perceived correctly.

Today there was a report in the news that our, plus the list of Dima Yakovlev, made the list of Guantanamo.
Reporter: "Well, for the time being Russia and America are measuring the lists..."
You will not say more accurately.

XXX: Are you aware of the new anti-alcohol legislation?
xxx: the shorter we have a store in the city, and its owner like a chip, installed there type of bar - new shelves under the color of a tree for strong drinks, a small bar stand, next to all kinds of glasses, tubes, etc., hanging a certificate or permission to trade strong alcoholic beverages with 22, and by the way this store still remained ordinary food.
xxx: so, I’m standing there, and he approaches the vendor, says, “Give me a bottle of Cooler.” What the seller answers: "Beer is not possible, you can only vodka or cognac". Here I notice another paper, which says that the sale of beer is prohibited from 22 to 12. You can’t drink beer, but vodka!! to
XXX: I love my country.

It’s a pity that there’s no button here:"It’s funny, of course, but how can you be so stupid"!

In an anonymous chat:

Stranger: Where are you from?
You: hmhm
You: I let you guess
You: Country of
You: Snow
You: Cold
You: Bears
You: and
Tagged: vodka
You =D
Is it Russian?
You: Finger
You =D

Tarakans in women’s heads were invented by men...to actively push their little ones.

About the film:
The events will take place in ancient feudal China. The film tells the story of a black carpenter.

Our children will be sure that blacks lived in medieval Europe and ancient China.
I hate tolerance.

I saw a couple talking:
He: You know, dear, I sometimes think that you know how to think before you do it!
She: Lovely, but I don’t have him.
It seems that this is the whole problem...

found in space. Not my own:

Grammatics should be taught in school. Then it is late. What can you talk about with a person who, having a maturity certificate on his hands, writes “to try”, “to struggle” and “coordinate”? Who is wrong in “-se” and “-se”? What, besides the crying stupidity, prevents him, by writing a verb, from mentally asking himself the question “what to do?” or “what to do”?
No, it is not snobism, because language is not a thing, not a personal quality, not a property, and not a way to rise above others. Language is another means of understanding the world, like vision or hearing. Why do people who have no intention of depriving themselves of sight consciously deprive themselves of their tongue? Why do we write correctly when we are not in the exam? Why, standing in the morning in front of the mirror, nobody thinks “I wear a tricycle, we are not at a fashion show” or “I will not brush my teeth, we are not at a competition for fresh breath”?... Why people who don’t think of depriving themselves of hearing, calmly say “shake the heart”? Where did they hear the heartbeat? In which books have you read about him?
It’s ridiculous to justify “because I know physics, and you?” Language is not a profession. It is a means of communication. For physicists, mathematicians, linguists, artists, miners, tocars. Per the only reliable means of communication with the world."