Oh yeah, I’m really full :-(
Full of what?
Good intentions, good intentions

Modern writers would be good to learn to distinguish the creative tide from the creative stroke.

It is said that Juan Perón lived in the world. He worked as president.
Argentina, although some unwelcome people sometimes called it
“The dictator.” The work was exhausting and dangerous: the enemies were constantly preparing assassinations, in any case, Peron thought so. He was especially afraid of being poisoned (this is an old tradition of the local aristocrats).

He did not trust any of his subordinates. Except for one. It was his old dinner, passing with him fire, water and copper tubes. Being devoted as a dog, but with curved hands (not in the world of perfection). Only this old soldier Peron trusted to prepare his own food. But the skill of the devoted servant did not extend further than “fried meat” and “fried meat”.

From time to time, Juan Domingovich, tired of being pressed by the soldiers' food, exclaimed: "Fuck, I am President or I am not President! Can I normally eat in this country?” and told me to cook the car. For some time, he walked around Buenos Aires and the suburbs, and then, according to a random number generator, chose a catering facility, trying not to repeat his choice. Where he would come to dinner today, nobody knew until the last moment. For a restaurant, a cafe or a simple runner-up, the appearance of the country’s president has always been a surprise.

General Peron was poisoned several times. But not because of the attempts, but because of the poor quality of products and the inability of chefs. If the food or service were of poor quality, the entire staff of the institution was in trouble; Peron was called a "bloody dictator", and there may have been grounds for this... Details of the repressions against catering workers have not been preserved, but during the years of the general's rule, the quality of dishes in Buenos Aires and the surrounding area rose to the highest level.
Because no institution, even the smallest, was insured from the sudden visit of Himself, hungry, strict and just. I don’t know how about the political accomplishments, but for the culinary all the inhabitants were grateful to him.

It is so cold! I would happily go home under the cloth, in wool socks,
On a chair with a hot coffee.
You will spoil...
Oh, and I’d go out with someone...

The biggest fail of modernity is when he prepared food, came, and the series was not yet done, the fucker...

"Can you tell us where in our city to find blood and intestines?"

Get buried in yourself, boy, get buried in yourself.

and Green:
Let’s bring a cat!
No is! When he grows up, he will be crawling in the corner.
Or maybe a tiger?! to
No is! When he grows up, we will be on the corner.)
I am so happy: Hi. I read
Green: laughing after the word "we"
TOLIK: Yes, there is a clue

He: What do you think?
She: I listen to music and play in questions
He: This is the answer to the question "what are you doing?"
It is to focus)

He worked as a sales consultant in the IT technology department in a household appliance store. The hair was long, collected in the tail. I was under 100 kg, in general, I sit behind the comp in this form, I order for new systems, then from the back to the shoulder so timidly someone knocked:
Can you tell me where you sell the dusts here?
I turn around, the grandmother stands, in a cloth like that, God’s flock.
I had no time to answer anything...

Having seen the six-month sickness, the grandmother, crossed with the scream of "Early Baby" whispered out of the store so sharply that the touch door did not have time to open...

I am :
To introduce you to the girl?
The 11th class ends.

The friend:
Fuck you!! The wolf! I fuck the arrows in the collie have ended and in front of me the leader of the orcs... and you rub me about the girls...

I am :
LOL
I wanted the best.

If you were sent and then paid for it, it is a business trip.

Do you create?
by 21:03:34

Eat smooth and smooth.
by 21:03:56

The soap?
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by 21:04:29

salary)

I stopped and smoked.
YYY: You do not smoke.
I smoke after sex.
You are a virgin.
XXX I know :(

Krasnoyarsk to 30. On the ice cream line.

Geffixe: Now who will meet me in Belarus with bread-salt? and all. They broke the whole system, shit.
Sergee: The salt, from two trunks.

A comment to the topic on the hubre about mice...

My father once told me that in the army they had very simple mice:
Iron plate 30 to 30cm to which one wire is paired, and a hook with cheese hanging just above the plate, the second wire is paired to the hook. Both wires go into the socket, respectively, the victim closed the chain and...
In general, the first cat hit the senior, apparently wanted to eat cheese.

I will do anything for you!
Go to the cottage.

The Chinese want good luck with the dragon.
But all their luck today is mine,
Pulled a puddle from a pot on eggs
Successfully missed by *I

A.

You write that apples and kefir diet are well combined. I could not get out of the toilet on the second day of this diet. Yes, I lost weight well over the course of the day. Or did you mean that?

One story from the Internet, about the fascination of our girls with Egyptian guys, hotel staff. One girl wrote about this: “Salim and I fell in love with each other at first sight when he came to clean our room. As a proof of love for me, he made a white swallow towel. It touched me very much.”