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[ + 42 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №76025
 17.01.2013
At the question, why he does not take part in the fighting in the Verkhovna Rada, Vitaly Klitschko replied: “Free? Have you saved? For one battle, I usually get $10 million. In an average battle, I do 100 strikes. So each of my hits is worth $100,000! Who will pay them to me?”
Ukrainian voters thought about it and started collecting money.
YYY: I would have fallen off too.
YYY: and in general just need to sell tickets.... from those wishing to see the departure will not be :)
XXX is 100%
yyy: throw an announcement - a fight in the VR with the participation of Vitaly Klitschko!!!! ticket to the balcony 1000 UAH.... participate in the noise 10000
On the side of Vitaly.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №76024
 17.01.2013
XXX Dear colleagues! Due to the limited budget for 2013, expenses for the purchase of toilet paper are not provided.
Yyy: And I’m all hoping for paper towels in the toilet.
xxx: If you stretch your hands hard, they will dry up on the way to the workplace :)
What about the ass? Going along the road too?

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №76023
 17.01.2013
My plastic windows are sound insulating. There is no homon of children chasing for soccer under the windows, alarm screams, drunk broken-outs, cat mid-series, and only the shooting of the wool in the winter and the slashing of the grass-cutting machine in the summer can be heard so clearly as if I, a fox, were sleeping on the street.

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №76022
 17.01.2013
I look at the collection. The registrator has a car in the forehead, everything is in dirt, the cap has risen, the camera has fallen. After a minute, the ironic commentary of the navigator is released: "you have gone off the route"

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №76021
 17.01.2013
This is what you need to be a pederast in order to be a pederast in Ivanovo.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №76020
 17.01.2013
GwarriorG: The clever Jews invented Satan to sell his soul to him!

[ + 45 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №76019
 17.01.2013
Deputies are proposing to revive the family estate in Russia.
What did they not write about the serfs? Are they embarrassed?

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №76018
 17.01.2013
XXX: Did you see it in Kazan? All around and beautiful.
Yyy: I saw rice with carrots and meat in Kazan. It is beautiful. I have not been to Kazan.

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №76017
 17.01.2013
My boss is a superhero!
– to?
A fool simply.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №76016
 17.01.2013
by VKontakte:
Hi let’s be friends!
I am also such a winter hockey sports in the summer roller coaster. Unitary
I forgot about the Russian language textbook.
I am very literate, I am still a bachelor of economics.
A. Well then yes.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №76015
 17.01.2013
Nashville
When I don’t want to learn, the walls become interesting for me.)

Nashville
Last year I studied, then looked at the wall and fell asleep.)

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №76014
 17.01.2013
Tongor: At one of the exams, I actually got a ticket with a number 5 in the middle.
The Lord. How did the predecessor interpret this?
Did you put 5 at once?
Tongor: Yes, there were three tickets with five and five with four. One about the color of the textbook, one about the name of the teaching, also, like, there were tickets about the degree of the teaching and the name of the subject.
Tongor: And the super prize was given to the one who stumbled in the basement for the mineral, lol.

[ + 30 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №76013
 17.01.2013
Ownworld: The ones I built
You have a lot of "D"
Ownworld: Soon I Saul West

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №76012
 17.01.2013
I was in the pension fund today. While filling out the application from one of the employees, the other asks the third:
- Listen, she has a pension by age, disability and in the clamps of veterans of the WOW. When she dies, where will she go?

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №76011
 17.01.2013
XXX is bl. I hate these antibots.
YYY: What’s wrong with them?
XXX is all! I had to enter the code on the exchange: shluh terier. He broke out that beliberda.
YYY: The Prostitute Terrier Is this kind? HDD
XXX: Oh, the leg for "Chappie" gives?
YYY: And the eggs lick not only themselves!
Blatter, Maryn, how did you trust your children to teach?

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №76010
 17.01.2013
@tummyl0ver: If we save, we read the menu from left to right, and if with money - from top to bottom.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №76009
 17.01.2013

I too...We and my brother in the distant childhood, when our parents sent us to the village for the summer, these same flies, the hands on the scraps caught...This is where I have such a reaction...And above the skill was shielded to release and immediately sharply catch, for such an indicative performance I could win a whole day...I don’t do, the whole day is working the loser. A couple of adults.)

Tagged cash, cash
You may even call, 5 years have not been seen.

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №76008
 17.01.2013
FanMax PixPam (10:37) :
You have a vacation.
Bring me a goose from the village.

Alexey Kalyuk (10:42) :
We do not hold goats.

FanMax PixPam (10:42) :
Fuck, there is a goose.

Alexey Kalyuk (10:42) :
Should I steal?

FanMax PixPam (10:42) :
Why steal
Tell him to go to the city with you.

Alexey Kalyuk (10:42) :
O_O

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №76007
 17.01.2013
Yesterday until late, the upper neighbors were having fun with very loud music.She didn't sleep and brutally avenged at 6 in the morning, rolling the columns full with the words: "You can't fall asleep without music, and I can't wake up."

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №76006
 17.01.2013
XXX: Feeling like a wicked man. I remove the game from the client's comp "Mixers go on campaign", saying: "Mixers don't go on campaign".

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