My 4 year old son is constantly asking, “What? “Whatever they tell him. My husband and I checked his hearing. My husband, I am, my son

Smoke, say to Mom

C: What is it? ? to

M - say six

A: What is it?

Smoke, will you be a cake?

Aahahahahahahahahahah

I went somehow from work. I worked as a sanitary technician next to the house. Sometimes I went home in working clothes. I go home after an active day of work, I consider the crown. We meet a beautiful girl with a small boy, a four-year-old. The boy looks at me closely and says, “Mom, let’s take my uncle. My mom says we don’t need that kind of man. I smile, Mommy is a little embarrassed, and the little after a short pause gives out, it's because he's a bombe.....?



Mama gets red, grabs the little on her arms and falls beyond the horizon. And I was covered by a laughing attack, so I did not laugh until or after. The boy is inscribed in my memory for a lifetime. Thank you small!

xx: I met in the 3rd Army with a man, he was far beyond 70. My uncle was great, but he died a few years ago.



Yyy: So fucking, in the Army if you die you can start a new game.

The waste of people’s money has finally become lawmaking!

This is how you think it is possible to raise the salary of people so that they pay less, but at the same time it would be possible to report, scream out of every whistle that people have raised the salary, and that no opposition fool could challenge this?
The task seems impossible. But it just seems!
This is what we did with our doctors before the very beginning of the covid epidemic.
Take care of your hands.
In the first place, the increase in wages was carefully replaced by the increase in wages.
And everyone who lives in Russia knows that in the last 20 years in Russia has established such an order that the salary of people is copies, for which it is impossible to live (usually - MROT), and the main money is a premium. This allows you to implement prohibited penalties - the employer does not punish (what you, it is illegal!He simply takes away the prize. It is the lobby of employers and does not allow at the same time to raise the MROT, by the way.
So, the wages were raised (from the pebble mortgage it was not difficult to do), and the prizes were fully earned. That is, the salaries formally increased, by a healthy percentage, and you can’t argue, but in fact people began to get less.
In the second case, most nurses (especially low-paid nurses) were transferred to healthcare. And nurses, first, are not considered medical staff, and secondly, they can be paid less, this is not a nurse! And the statistics of salaries of medical workers immediately used up. Translated very simply - carried out a reduction (optimization) of nurses and they were expelled by reduction, and if you do not want to be unemployed - agree to a sanitary.
But that is not all!
Since you can only live on a doctor's salary if your position is not lower than the chief doctor, then those who are lower are literally forced to take one and a half, two bets - up to three (and it doesn't matter that three times eight are twenty-four, this is an employee's problem). So, when calculating statistics, where it is necessary to take the figure is not the salary on the rate, but the salary per person!
The result is excellent, documented indicators, and people get less. And this is under conditions of inflation, like a snowball rotating from the mountain.
And then the coward began, and the miracles began at all... But I will tell you about it another time.

And you know, if immigrants are settled in the homes of those who demand unhindered entry into the country, then the flow of migrants will disappear the next day?

XXX Is it cold?

YYY: No... It’s all...

It was at the beginning of 90 h. I was 4-5 years old and I had a friend of 5 years older. In the courtyard, he kept telling me about the movies he was watching in the view, but at that time there were very few. A year later, I learned that he had no sight, and he was making films.

My friends are 30 years.

And he was pursuing a scenario.

It happened! Promised $25 million High-tech jobs are coming soon! Controller in transportation for verification of codes. Where are vacancies?

Dear friends, once again about the bill, which implies a ban on the mention of nationality, religion and belonging to the peoples of the Russian Federation of persons who have committed crimes - write, the initiative group without a certain nationality has already submitted it to the State Duma.

There is usually only one condition under which the crimes committed are attributed to nationality. And this condition has nothing to do with great-Russian chauvinism, which in principle does not exist, because the Russians are historically unrelated to racial and ethnic hostilities. We have been coupling with class riots for a very long time in the first place - this is our chip, we can do it, we have already proved it to everyone.

As for nationalities, they come to the fore only when their representatives commit a crime not in their home region, but outside it. Nationals do not care at all if a crime is committed by a person at his place of residence and against representatives of his own people - in such cases, yes, he is simply a criminal.

But as soon as a contemporary travels to another country or region, he has an important and noble mission by default – to represent his people and their culture in a new location.

When two bearded young men in a Moscow clothes store under the guise of two debils try to take things by the box, they are without options ambassadors of their ethnicity in Moscow. When three busty young men insult a girl in the subway, and then a three-foot boyfriend, they are also representatives of one particular region in another particular region. This does not mean that their region is bad. This means that the region has dispatched its poorest ambassadors to its neighbors, who ideally should be raised on a short thread until they learn to represent their people in the best way possible.

Please note, dear friends: whenever conflicts become national, there is an elementary division into local and non-local. “Our” and “Our” people.

No normal person will advocate for a Russian if he decides to come to the Caucasus and shoot his naked ass against the backdrop of a mosque. For some reason, we simply won’t mention when the last time Russian tourists in the Caucasus behaved inappropriately and would stumble at the local population in the state of alcoholic intoxication. Or they tried to steal it, and then they would start putting the rights on the camera, like, yes, we were burned on theft, but we don’t have money. But there are reverse examples.

And before discussing the prohibition of mentioning anything in public, I would like to see a regular reaction to the unlawful behavior of fellow tribes when they travel outside their native regions.

And then it turns out that the problem is not that someone is not small, but that someone calls it by name.

Moscow authorized the holding of anti-vaccination rally. It will take place on Saturday, starting at 12:00. Admission is allowed only by QR code.

In recent years, a whole generation of young people who have no idea of hyperinflation have grown up in Russia. The government has decided to urgently correct this omission.

My friend, pediatrician Vadim Ivanovich, was dispatched from meduniversity to a deaf corner of Belarus, but in principle by phone he that he was rarely lucky. It was not just a corner of an ancient old lady, but an entire house left of a grandfather who died in the late nineties. Vadim armed with a wreath, a cage with water, melted the remnants of the previous life from the house. The first week I was afraid, slept with the light. The ghost of the former owner did not want to leave, knocked on the bars, scratched the floor, scratched on the roof. Then he got used to and stopped scaring the young stranger.

I was lucky with the workplace too. From the chief ancient, as the CPSU chief physician. Dear grandfather, the main problems of which: garden, fishing and goats, which he raised in an incredible number. Of the partners – a few nice nurses sent to the district by distribution. From the parents of patients - forever respect and respect. In the hospital - hot water from the crane, you can always wash. Not well arranged. Of the negative points, the same patients. Would Vadim Ivanovich be a red girl - would cry in the pillow at night. He just called me and quarreled. After the end of the work, he left there, although his CPSU counterpart insisted on offering him his place, and the nurses a hand, a heart and everything attached to them. The stories of patients remain.

One day, Vadim comes for a challenge. It is said that a five-year-old child has a high fever, cough, cold. The address is an ordinary village house. Because of the fence breaks up a wooden yard. To knock and scream, and most importantly, to the wild laughter of the guard from the house nobody comes out. Vadim spit, opened the cane, gave a pinch to the guard to keep his legs intact. and entered.
In the big room of the cottage – smoke of cottage. There are several bodies at different stages of intoxication. On the table - half empty bottles, snack in canned pots, cucumbers, right on the sticky cloth. Bite and whole. Someone is singing, someone is fighting.
Where are the masters? The doctor is screaming, trying to scream the ball in the house of Rostov.
and chao? A few votes are recalled.
Lord, I say where is it?! to
You hear, brother, where is the man?
Somewhere here. The mask!
Because of the curtain, fencing the kitchen from the dining room, a swollen and dissatisfied female face rises.
Who needs what?
The doctor called?
A-A was called The little boy got sick.
Where is the child?
“There,” Mother uncertainly shakes her hand. Then she shakes, apparently someone is pulling her back behind the curtain.
Vadim goes in that direction. There is a door behind the oven. Behind the door is a small room where a boy is lying on the bed.
Are you sick? Asked by Vadim.
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah The water came out of the well yesterday, worsening. The water is cold. Mommy said don’t drink, and I drank. The fault itself.
Can you get up?
and AGA.
Wade examines the patient. Listen to the breathing of small lungs.
Will you go to the hospital?
and AGA.
I need papers and my parents.
- Our parents, - the patient responds solidly. We will do it ourselves.
I began to dress slowly.
Vadim looked at the patient’s independence and carefully asked. Just to support the conversation:
What do parents do at all?
The boy looked at the doctor surprised:
What do you see, uncle? Water is drunk.
Wade breathed up. Are you also in the sky?
A small patient shakes his head.
Do you not drink at all?
No, I do not drink. and thirsty.
Fifteen years have passed. And for Vadim Ivanovich, this is a standard scam at any party.
I do not drink. and thirsty.
__________

There lived a valley in that village. Valka is a CGB, a often and long-sick child. The fate of the valley is also not sugar. A man was killed by a drunken man, he was arrested. Mother walked, walked, and walked somewhere far away, into the city. She lives with a loving grandmother. Precisely the grandmother. But still a strong old lady, she does the cow herself, excavates the garden herself. The valley will not offend anyone. Last summer Valk was irritated by some boys, so the grandmother armed with a scarf from the scarf and gave the boys..... (Well, this is not a literary word). The boys brought their parents to the gathering. The grandmother took the slice thick and repeated the procedure.

Since then, no one has touched the valley. Here is only the CHD - eternally fluid nose, in winter and autumn temperature. We take them, as on duty, once every two weeks, or even more often. Under this bench and the old lady with her sick. “In the chest” and “to breathe.” And she will crush the pigs of the beetle leaves, catch up a hill with this mesiv and drag through the courtyard. Vadim somehow secretly tried to raise an empty corner. And I understood that the stories about the grandmother’s scratch from the scratch, is not an empty talk.
So what are you doing, Doctor? Grandma meets Vadim with a standard phrase and sits at the table with force.
Instantly fries eggs with shrimp, rolls potatoes on a plate in uniforms.
Don’t worry – no shame.
We don’t have to talk to Vadim for long. On my feet in the morning. The roll looks like a stove, it has a nest there. A bunch of flowery clothes, disabled dolls. You shut your eyes, right, the Czechoslovak doctor in a deaf village. Only from the ceiling the wire hangs with a lamp. The dolls are plastic.

After the treatment, the grandmother did not let the doctor go. Vadim will come out of the house, and in his pocket, then a cookie, then a sausage. And it is uncomfortable to refuse, and you understand that the old lady spent precious pennies from her small pension on a “gift.”
One day, I put my hand in my pocket, and there was something wet. I was scared, I pulled out my hand, all my fingers in some spots. Well I think miracles.
Vadim pulled out his pocket, and there was a shell. And I understood what happened. The old woman’s retirement is only three days away. Apparently, it was full of money. So she found what was in the house. Fresh chicken eggs. I put it in the doctor’s pocket.
“And you won’t believe it,” said a tough doctor with gray whiskers. I was under thirty already. And I buried patients, and worked in child oncology. Nothing took me. And then I walk down the street and crawl over this white egg. Then I bought Valke all sorts of chocolate dolls, pulled them as a gift.
And what?
Do you know how painful it is when you scratch your ass?

The nationality of the criminals must be indicated.

Let the headlines be "Russian outsiders from Saratov blocked the prospectus, dancing the chord", "Jews made a debut in a chess club with shooting from injuries", "Evenki organized a race on deer on the Garden Ring"

Some bring earrings, others are not easy.

The son of a friend was hysterical about the unbought new phone, issued the crown phrase: "I did not ask me to give birth!" Silence is a sign of consent. Shut up then? Don’t get out now.” The boy hanged for 15 minutes.

The State Duma has introduced a bill banning the media from mentioning the nationality of criminals. So now you will never guess who exactly shot in the air at the wedding.

We all have a friend who has sex everywhere. I want to point out that the wives of such frogs are far from outwardly ahti. I suggest not to discuss their wives and their husbands. Such a type was our Yura in our brigade, he lay in the hospital and scared the nurse, then did repairs in someone in the apartment and scared the hostess, etc. Here he went to a shop next to his home, in the end, drunk at 0 called Vova and Vova took him home. There he dropped Yura near his apartment (wife did not let, I don't remember) and Vova himself went home. A few days later, our Yuri began to tell how terrified the director of this store. Here I have to pause and give the word to the master of our brigade.

Master - [With a thoughtful face] Is the director in the same store a man?! to

Since then, Yuri has not told this story, and we have rotted every time Vova is in a pair with the master eë repeated)

I was 6-7 years old. I came to my mother to work after school, she gave me money and ordered me to buy two bushes of bread of today’s warm (we had our own bakery in the city) and five or six of yesterday’s and yesterday’s (we kept pigs and sheep), and for the delivery of flashbacks, how much will come out. He gave me two large bags. The shop was 10 meters across the road. So I came to the store, the seller told me that the bread is only today and that three bowls. I told him to buy a fireplace. In the end, I got a whole bag of fireworks. I don’t remember that my mom mocked me, rather they and dad roared for a long time. I was already in class in 9-11th, and daddy, burning the stove, said, "Daaaaaaaaah, you will not meet such light bulbs now, thank you, daughter, the stove is burning from one stove." I am 38 and at every family feast they remember this story.

It is not an aggressive minority that leads to war, but a silent majority.