xxx> here before lunch is a joke, I have a director of the department in my office, we talk dullly on serious topics, here a tech guy runs in, asks some joke, and he is funny, in glasses, a shirt, a botanist looks a little bit.
The director, interrupting the monologue, with a child's voice - "Vlad - a berry!" and explains - I am so upset that he has a cooking cup in the shape of a berry. No matter what, he goes on with a serious voice.

Public transport teaches women to be sustainable and men to be persistent.

From the series "only in our country": passengers pushed the airplane to take off.

At Igarki airport, the thermometer column dropped to -52 degrees, so the chassis crashed to the cover of the airport, preventing the aircraft from leaving the runway and making a boost.
There were about 70 people on board at the time of the accident. The passengers had to help the crew and technical staff to move the plane from place.

The Chertofka:
Great, brought electricity at 7 p.m., I was already in traffic jams on the way to help pick up the bumper from Vladivostok.
by Andrei:
Who has the Japanese right hand?
The Chertofka:
by Friend
The Chertofka:
Is it so obvious?
by Andrei:
And yet logically, once the bumper is from Vladik, then 100% from Japan, and once from Japan, then the right hand.
by Andrei:
Until then, the car itself has not been decided.
by Andrei:
The Toyota car?
The Chertofka:
Aaa...
by Andrei:
The sedan?
The Chertofka:
fucking
by Andrei:
Mark of 2?
The Chertofka:
Could you say color?
by Andrei:
white
The Chertofka:
Cuckoo

But the child is raised by myself, and not the mother - a fool, in the real sense of the word. And give God, I will raise a man, not another fool who considers himself the center of the universe, who puts entertainment above the happiness of his child.
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The naive question is, why marry a fool?
Just don’t say that he was a self-loveed fool then, and it was ruined later)))

Near the coast of Spain rescued drug traffickers trying to burn 18 tons of hashish on a ship
"and a good mood will not leave us anymore", - accompanied by songs of the act of burning police

Let the law, according to which a woman in case of refusal to do abortion will be deprived of the right to alimony - will be any more suitable "reflectors".
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Uncle, you are so right that you are straight. Do you really think they are all the same? Can I tell you another story?
He refuses to use condoms. Because "feelings are not you". And the girl, being a naive fool, still gives him, especially because he promises to pull out his instrument in time.
Only the tool he does not remove, because it is much more pleasant to finish inside than outside.
And then, when the test shows two strips, it merges, claiming that it’s not his problem.
Abortion can sometimes not be done for medical reasons.
A sharply intelligent girl gives birth, filed in court for the establishment of paternity, and for alimony alone.
And our "hero" then tells friends stories about the pierced condoms...

I recently bought a free coffee machine. There is not even a gap for coins in it physically. Nevertheless, every time he pouches coffee, he writes on the screen "Thank you for the purchase!" Long thought about what it would be for. Finally, it was he who thanked him for buying it.

26 November 2014
NASA: In December, Earth will sink into darkness

31 December 2014
I sell 500 candles. 25 packages of lights. 300 kg of rice. 250 kg of strawberries... 200 kg of wheat... and three strawberries... and also – five pairs of strawberries, seven fufaek, three guns and six kilograms of ammunition!
The self-export...
P. S is
NASA is a goat!!! to

The wisdom tooth is called so because it appears when you are smart enough to go to the dentist and tear it off!

And my serenity will love me, he will overthrow mountains for me.
YYY: - I beg you, he doesn't even shake Dota for you.)

Sergey Zverev is famous for believing that he is famous.

Comments to the news "The Unstoppable 3: Failure is the fault of pirates"
Sylvester Stallone as Nikita Mikhalkov, the pirates are to blame

The electric welder Ivanov is greatly offended by his parents.
It should have been given that name - Electric Sweater!

Looked out the window.
The only thought - in such weather it is good only to send the snowmen to the forest.

The audio network cable...

XXX: A very important moment! In order to fully feel the musicality of this cable, I highly recommend moisturizing the ears with a drop of vaseline. The effect will be amazing! The point is that the resistance of untreated acoustic lubrication (vaseline) ear channels does not coincide with the impedance of high-quality network cables. What is expressed in the loss of lightness and transparency of sound, dryness and excessive stiffness in the HF area. Elementary physics, my friends!

YYY: I bought a cable to connect the welding machine to the country.
The sound is perfect. A wide range of scales
But when welded, the rails of the bottom fall a little.
29 January 2014

ZZZ: The acoustic room is extremely important. There was a mistake, t. listening was conducted in the open air, which does not allow to open the range in the lower part! I recommend cooking in a room with the correct acoustic geometry and only in the morning until the ears are "blown"! I listened to him at my friend’s house in the kitchen, on a granite table. At 4 in the morning, it was amazing! Then the vacuum cleaner was turned on through it, the bottom opened even lower, even the neighbors called the police.

AAA: I think it’s a bit overwhelming :D :D

I add :
here here :
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xxx: I needed a strawberry, I did not find the strawberries, so I took a meat cutter.
and----
What is wrong? The meat crushes completely...

Just the guys, except the electric meat mower, have seen nothing in life :)

What people did with loans: all of these in shoes, with iPhones and Louivittons and a stucco in the bus

The only thing I realized after watching “Interstellar” was that the older and thicker Matt Damon, the more he looks like Garic Buldog Harlamov.

Personal system administrator phrase: "For HR there is only an approved staff schedule. The person himself is only an optional attribute of the position."

Feel yourself a "optional attribute"...