xxx> when I and my friends in the universe were 18 years old, we decided to go to the sex shop
xxx> gathered together
xxx> looked at all sorts of things there, then a friend saw some leather clothes on the wall
xxx> and asked the seller, said, what is this?
xxx> and the seller and says: "This is my coat".
xxx> was uncomfortable

A typical programming lesson for Android

Go to the other side of the river
Option 1: Go to the airport, fly to the city on the other side of the river
Option 2: Invent an amphibious car, swim over
Option 3: You could cross the bridge.

xxx: I wonder if you are all so smart, where do you get such clowns in power?
YYY: You can be a professor of philosophy, a Nobel Prize winner in biology, a bestseller author – but you will come to the car service, and you will be deceived in 3 seconds.
A professional is always easy to fool a lover who trusts him. We trusted politicians. When, where a failure occurred in the system - in Khrushchev or in Chernenko - HZ. As a professor of philosophy sees the fault of the car, only when the wheel has crashed, the wheel has crashed or does not start - so we only under Gorbachev realized that something was wrong, and only under Yeltsin - that shit.

You have to dream like that.
I dream of KVN, a scene with an exam. What a profession the student has, but he had to pass the exam on the semaphore alphabet, although he is obviously some kind of geologist or type of that. The student stands with a debilitated view and looks somewhere far and down. The Prep:
- Here you found a mineral (stretching the student clearly a butaforic piece of some blue-colored plaster). What is it?
and Lazurite.
- Show your colleague, who is on the opposite slope, that there is a lazuri in your area.
The student is illuminated by a faulty smile of false enlightenment, he puts a crack on the stone above the flag and stretches it toward the hall with an extended arm.
Here is!
Well, why, in a dream, every henna seems so wildly funny, oh people? O_O

(Sanna works in a stone workshop)

Sanya made himself a brick of granite, or another stone in the form of the last iPhone. If you don’t look, it looks like
xxx: and walked with this brick in his hands - like on the pants
I met him three times...
xxx: the result - one in the resuscitation, the second in a slump, the third with a fracture of the arm in two places
Sanna is now under investigation.

So, did everyone go to the city of Leningrad to watch Aurora’s ballot?
Kazan: Judging by the absence of tickets for almost all and the rising prices for short-term rental, the people decided to take Kazan, not Winter)
Moscow: How far they go...

Some are so sick for their country that they go to get treatment abroad.

How I taught frogs to catch mosquitoes.

April of 1998. My daughter 7 years. Walk near the river.
Beginning of May. Near the shore of the frog squirrel.
He showed the daughter, explained what the frogs would get out of.
My daughter wanted to see how it happened.

“Why not?” I thought.
He cut off a few icons, put it in a bowl and brought it home.
He poured water into an old empty aquarium and threw caviar there.
Three days later the larvae broke out. They hanged on the remains of caviar and slowly moved with their tails.
They had outer frogs and they were not similar to the headstops.

Within a week, they were already mountainous and actively swimming. He fed eggs and some greens.

By the middle of the summer, small frogs appeared from large and thick hives. Somehow decreased a lot.
There were nine. I made them foam rods so that they could get out of the water.
They stopped eating from the water. Now they have to catch mosquitoes. And they cannot.

I took the tube worms stuck behind the thread and shaken for hours in front of the frog mouths.
Not immediately, but the instinct worked. Everyone started to catch the worms.

The daughter was delighted. The frog did not complain either. As they grew up a little, he took them to the pond, to winter. I hope you have become worthy frogs and have not embarrassed me before the whole pond.

My daughter has grown up and has become a mother.

Corruption fighter Colonel Zakharchenko bought apartments to store money there.
This is all you need to know about anti-corruption in Russia.

The defendant is jumping out on you, and you, instead of hitting him, kicked in the side and hit someone there...
You are to blame. If I didn’t crack, I would have been right.

of course. For if you did not stumble, but stopped, you and the offender would suffer. And shrink - suffered again yourself, but plus to you another person, who neither sleep nor spirit, just not lucky to pass by. And the offender at the same time can quietly leave all in white, and nobody will find him. Thus e. With any maneuver of evasion, you take responsibility from the offender and take it on yourself. He did well, saved himself and saved the fool. I didn’t do it, you were warned.

And this is Stradivari's famous flute, in which he made holes his favorite drill.
Stradivari did a violin.
During the day, he did violin. And at night, under the cover of darkness, until no one sees he did...
The fleet?
and no. Drilled.

What if the sales points of iPhones in the military commands to arrange?

On the birthday celebration, they were drunk, locked all the doors and let the classmate in a circle of six. All evidence is available, the girl is beaten, one of the fucking roots is scratched"
The crowd: "A-a-a, she wanted to, once she went to celebrate with them, heaven broke up with the guy and revenged him / doesn't want to confess to her parents that she had drunk and fucked a group of rapists! Poor boys, they have all their lives ahead, and the fox tries to conquer them!
A man suddenly recalled that ten years ago his twenty-year-old was turned to somebody now a well-known public fuck there, now confessing to gayism. There is no proof of the time of the case - but fucking, fucking!"
The crowd: "He thought gay people were not judged! What are these pederasts doing, the poor adult man of shock has been silent for ten years, how can you not believe it!

I stayed there for three days and
My iPhone is number 10.
I am jealous, I am a patriot.
They hate the United States.

The Comic Release. Story: The wizard washed off the stage during the performance.]

Commentary :
Sinehand of Abla-Kudblah

Well, what will I tell her if she asks ‘and you will love me when I become an old/fat/crazy surviving grandmother’ (need to emphasize)? Of course I will say no.

At the same time, fool, if you really love her, you will love anyone. old, fat and so on. Like she to you. But only if you love it, not a piece of meat with a smooth skin.

[From talking about phone spam.]

I also called and offered, I don’t remember what. I ask :
Where did my phone number come from?
The girl answered with a loud voice:
A random set of numbers.
Do you want to hear a random set of letters?
I heard today.
Why do you have this job?
Heavy breathing in response and short swings.

The fox is a beautiful swimmer with a charming tail. Do you know how she builds Nora? Going in guests to the barsuke, hit there at all corners, the barsuke does not stand and falls. Barsuki are purple, unlike foxes.

You are a stupid nerve, love in a few years ends, only a habit remains. The critical period of divorce is about 4 years after the marriage.

You speak for yourself and for yourself, kid. 16 years in marriage - the heart still fades. Although the gray hair and the oval barrels are getting more and more every year.

AAA gives a reference:
AAA: I fige when I read the news that people are in line for the new iPhone for days
AAA: which costs $1390
by :O
The Syriza?
Q: What is the turn? Is it not enough for everyone?
AAA: I have the same questions. They are either not enough or they are only sold once a year.
OOO: "two smartphones in one hand" (facepalm)
This is shit, comrades.
AAA: I probably can better understand the motives of drug addicts and maniacs than those in the ranks.
I am 😉
LLC: "It was bad for a young man who sat there for three days. He needed hospitalization, the boy took an ambulance."
AAA: I think he needed hospitalization long before he came there.