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[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №75905
 15.01.2013
"We are not alcoholics... just sober boring"

[ + 8 - ] Comment quote №75904
 15.01.2013
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah! I can distinguish reality from reality.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №75903
 15.01.2013
XHH: Does anyone know how to remotely repair discs from macs with the power of thought?
Do not give again?
You won’t believe, last time I was eating. It is not now =(

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №75902
 15.01.2013
xxx: here in c# is asked
xxxx to represent a member?
XXX: I have to answer.
Close the door so that the mum cannot see.
YYY: and display

[ + 14 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №75901
 15.01.2013
I live in Peter.
On Friday in history, the temptation, the savna, the Eastern Slavs were held. They came to tribal unions. The historian(s)
Write the vapors. They were the most backward of all the tribes.
Someone in the class: Where were they?
On the territory of the modern Moscow region.
The roar in the classroom stood such that it was heard from the whole floor :-D

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №75900
 15.01.2013
<J> Look at what shoes!!! (The reference )
<M> how much is it?
<J> and what is it?and ;)
<M> just so how much?
<J> and what are you asking?and :)
<M> is just interesting, so how much?20 thousand?
<J> well almost...
<M> is this shit for 500 euros?!?! to

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №75899
 15.01.2013
The neurons in his brain are dielectric.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №75898
 15.01.2013
Some of our servers are called Roman Emperors. Then they ended and Harry Potter began.

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №75897
 15.01.2013
Sorry, but to register your password must contain the head letters, numbers, hockey, hieroglyphs and the blood of five virgins.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №75896
 15.01.2013
XXX: I don’t know how you, but I personally think Java is harder than PHP

YYY:java, but I have been learning Portuguese for a long time

I have to do it 😉 😉

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №75895
 15.01.2013

1 Behold, you are a creature that shakes or a creature that has a right.
2 Behold, you are a creature shaking, or a creature with a driving license.
I am a creature that has the right to tremble.
2 and you may be the yeast that has the right to create

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №75894
 15.01.2013
I believe that when one socket disappears after washing, there is one more free Dobby in the world.

[ + 19 - ] Comment quote №75893
 15.01.2013
Once in Yandex.Bar I lost in Yandex.Cards all Yandex.Money. I had to go home not on Yandex.Taxi, but on Yandex.Metro and Yandex.Electric. Yandex.People had a lot, but avoided Yandex.Probok, and when he walked past the fencing lined with Yandex.Posts, he the warm summer Yandex.Weather. On the way, I went to Yandex.Post and sent Yandex.Postcard to relatives with an invitation to visit Yandex.Opera.
It would be necessary, I thought, to look for a higher paid Yandex.Work, so that you can safely take a loan on Yandex.Auto, or even on Yandex.Real Estate. I came home, turned on the TV, and there Yandex.News. I was bored to watch them, so I sat down at the computer, opened Yandex.Browser and started watching various interesting Yandex.Video to listen to my favorite Yandex.Music. Yandex.The time was late, so I soon went to bed.

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №75892
 15.01.2013
The xxx:
My neighbor washed with holy water the criterion of the basket, written by me in the entrance to remember.
YYYY :
Are you joking?
The xxx:
No is
The xxx:
She does not know the Epsalon-Delta language.

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №75891
 15.01.2013
The fucking test. The Swedes tested. Napoleon tested it. Hitler was testing. It is a decent country, and you are all calina fucking.

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №75890
 15.01.2013
I’m going to be a genius engineer.
xxxh: Three times tried to make a radio receiver, all three nothing except RadioDachi did not take
XHH: A stitch connected self-made dynamics to the comp
I caught the Chinese opera.
XHH: Precisely, I included them 3 hours ago, and where this song in an incomprehensible language comes from - I only understand now.
I thought the roof was going.)
WOW: Nihera se :-D You didn’t catch Chinese military radio talks? Look at the government prize.
Q: What are the Chinese military talks, if they sing there?
XHH: The journey of India

[ + -21 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №75889
 15.01.2013
In the contact photo of the ancient tractor with the signature "first tractor "Zaporožec", presented by V.I. Lenin in 1923"

The first comment:

by NASSAL!

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №75888
 15.01.2013
Inet is turned off. An hour and a half under a boring melody I listen to something like"stay on the line, thank you for waiting, you will be answered soon". The girl enters, pulling out the guitar.
"Innet is included. You call-say: "stay on the line" and with all дури start beating the strings and singing songs".))))

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №75887
 15.01.2013
My younger brother is sitting with my phone, asking what Shazam is.
The type of song will recognize what is heard.
Half a minute later...I hear his voice trying to sing a song that the proga "understood"-
cloudy white horses.
Bad boys, bad boys, what you gonna do.
I almost fell from the couch.)

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №75886
 15.01.2013
Sevmash plans to lay the fifth strategic nuclear submarine cruiser of the project 955A by July 28, 2013, and the sixth such ship in November of this year. The submarines will be named "Alexander Suvorov" and "Mikhail Kutuzov".
The stones
And what is Nakhimov or there’s Ushakov for example?
Because strategic boats are not for battle at sea, but for wiping out cities on land.

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