Husband: If this thing lies on the floor, it is square! of logic?

And this man tells me about female logic!

The internet was better before. Wherever you look, porn is everywhere. And now what? Wherever you look, there are idiots everywhere.

From VIO:
They broke up the whole family in VK Maile and classmates what to do! to activate asks to put 30 000r
Thirty thousand? Nothing to yourself! and negotiate.

My grandmother believes that the bad weather in Moscow is due to the planes. There are, say, too many flying, exhausts and all that. And they in Germany have a good weather in their village, because there are almost no airplanes there, and windshields drive exhaust gases from rarely flying airplanes.

And the most insidious girls before the classic phrase "no sex before the wedding" add the word "more":(

inquiro: Paklya: there behind the hole, marked "WAN", here in it and you need to insert it
MoveTon: a hole in the ass and a hole in the router
inquiro: MoveTon: As a practicing surgeon, I assure you, a hole in the router! And don’t give god you to go to the reception of the Proctologist and repeat your statement!
inquiro: this narrow-profile specialist will immediately explain to you where the hole is and where the Anal Hole is, and will do it so insightfully that all the engineers in the world will not have enough arguments to challenge the claim of only one Proctologist!

Review of the Toyota TRD GT86 Special Edition:
111: I am on my aves in this car
What kind of shit did you get there???? to

What kind of gadget would you buy if you had 50k free?
WOW is a new kitchen. Only he is more expensive.
I have grown up, ch.

Well, here is the winner of the search phrase that came to my website :)

"How to cut a SIM card for ifon5"

Flocked

XY: What are you doing?
XX: I am very busy
I eat a fake.
Xy: What are you eating?
xx is fucking

2013-01-06 18:03
Depardieu is not a figure. In fact, Peter Richar is coming soon, and that is when it all begins.

These psychological tests are funny. I think I’ll go through alone. No need to think about describing what he presented. You see a horse in the forest. What is she? Well, I honestly paint in colours. The decoding killed: "The horse describes your ideal of the opposite sex". This is what it turns out, my ideal "snow-white, with the length of the gray and the MOHNATY COOPS?? to

It is useless to listen to a woman, it is enough to feel her.

not my own. He did not stop and stole.

From the wife of a friend (story).

We had one cat in the range, my husband, me and two babies strictly watching not to sleep at the same time. Grandparents and grandparents were interested in our lives just as I was interested in the life of ringworms. If you come, look through the glass with the sign "This is your children."

One day, the children fell asleep and fell asleep at the same time, we determined through the "papier knife stone" who was going to sleep and who was to roast the potatoes.
The neighbors wake up, they say, the smoke from the kitchen rains.

Once I got stuck in the elevator, called the elevator and asked to come to rescue me later, I need to sleep.

Once again I woke up, looked at my husband and asked, “Who are you?“”

Because of my lack of sleep, I was constantly forgetting what I wanted to do. And then I decided to write important things on paper in the morning. Of course, I immediately forgot where I put the paper and what I wrote there. All day I was thinking that I forgot to do something important. Late in the evening, I found that note under my pillow. It was written, “Go to the toilet.” He got up and went.

The first few months when someone asked me, “When the children were born.” I said, “Wait, I have it recorded.”

In order not to confuse which of the children I fed and who is not, I started to mark them with a green. Soon I began to mark the green and the cat, because he also taught the children to roar all the time and not to explain why.
When twice a day the marked cat got into my feet with a scream, I went to whip his face in the food. In the bowl was poured a raw oatmeal.

One day in the machine, I noticed my husband as he ate his sandwich. He went to work as a Hindu, with a spot between his eyes.

My husband told me that in my dreams I often said to the whining children, "Chicchi soon I will breastfeed." One day she woke up from the fact that the baby replied with a low male voice: "You only promise."

Spock has a picture in the book "How to feed twins at the same time". There was a woman painted with a baby in each hand. The head of the child lay on her palm and sucked her chest, the rest of the child and the woman’s hand went somewhere behind her back. I even exercised on two five-liter canisters of water. The Canisters stubbornly refused to eat. Feeding the children in order.

The same Spock's husband read on his head that boys are twins more often than others become gay. I calmed down only when in the 4th grade saw the son in 10 minutes confessed to love to two girls.

Someone else read that it is very important how a child in a dream holds the fists, where the thumb lies - on top or inside the fist. It turns out, there is a big difference and something depends on it (I don't remember what, but something, maybe even a whole life). We rushed to see the children. The children slept, putting all four fingers in the figs.

When a girlfriend gave birth to a third child with a short break between the first and second, plus a dog, then on my question, "How do you get it all?" She replied, "When you have one child and the dog has taken his nipple, you take the nipple, wash it in three waters, then boil it for two hours and return it to the child. When you have two children and the dog has taken the nipple, you take the nipple, lick it and return it to the baby. When you have three children and the dog has taken the nipple, it’s a child’s problem how to take it back.”

The businessman Polanski decided to act in Cambodia according to a proven scheme.
He sat in jail, established contacts, started doing business.

Imho, a wonderful cast of an attempt to drag a man into the holiwar on eternal themes:

"R: I will not argue
In the dispute,, the truth is born, but experience allows to make a conclusion. what
To argue for the sake of the birth of truth through the Internet is the same as trying to conceive a child in an unwashed condom.
To be born, you need two - one on one and no barriers between them - no condoms or a screen. I need to see the eyes of the fucking... sorry, I meant the opponent)))

I will remain with my opinion in this dispute"

15:06 Dragon Polymorph
In China and Japan, the strange construction of advertising... such a feeling that the more the brain of the viewer will suffer, the better it will be.

January 2nd, the morning.
A four-year-old boy walks through the park, behind him is his father who is sleepy-mortem-killed, and almost not reacting to anything.
Suddenly the child notices a red-grey animal on the tree, and cries loudly:
Look, the white has arrived!!! to
You would see in what horror, with huge eyes, Dad rushed at once in all directions.

Finally! There was no fireworks tonight.

Today I was given the most difficult ultimatum in my life :(
xxx: The girl said: "Either I, or the beard"