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I watched Terminator 2. Not a duplicate, of course. The phrase "fire in the hole!" translated as "in the corridor fire!".
xxx: I will accept and consider any offers for the next weekend!!!! I live in a new way, without "you know who")))))))
Yyy: Would Volan de Morta get tired?))
The frosty weather allowed us to see a technological miracle - a laptop with a four-core Core i7 acquired passive cooling, unnecessarily disconnecting the coolers.
Why do I always stop eating when I’m finished cooking?
Macho: It doesn’t matter if the girl goes through or not. The important thing is to be smart and to be smart...
"Lady" : :)
"Angel": I am smart
Macho: Definitely
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After being part of the district election commission (forced to work - the city administration) at the elections in December, I would rather believe in Santa Claus than in the honesty of the elections.
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You probably think I’m an idiot, but put your headphones in your nose, turn on at full volume and swallow the saliva.
Fuck you!! I am already crazy to do so...
Zeroth (19:39:00 22/01/2012)
No drinking since the New Year.
Zeroth (19:39:37 22/01/2012)
My ancestors are worried. :D
Could the true Lord of the Universe go to the refrigerator every morning, starving of hunger? The real master of the universe is the refrigerator.
Are snowmen snowballs or snow elements?
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Reading "Best", I recently stumbled upon the story of how a conductor took a working guy for a student and he failed to convince her. I remembered a case from my own life.
It was during my early student years. I had a short haircut at the time.
I go in a tram. Suitable for the conductor. I show her travel and student (in the last photo hair is still long).
Conductor, full of self-worth voice and face expression "I am what, fool?":
and yes. This is not your student.
And whose? I was confused by the surprise.
For whom do you hold me? There is a girl in the photo!
And who am I...? I am completely lost with painted eyes.
The driver looks at me, I look at her.
You were healthy! He gives me a ticket and leaves.
Comrades, for whom have they accepted me? O.O
Talk to a friend (P)
Q: I sent a resume to VTB 24.
I: They don’t understand from the first time?? to
A: Who does not understand?
I:..Tyfu, “VTB_24”
22 years ago, a hacker was convicted for “worms” for the first time.
xxx: “Good deeds can’t be celebrated” (c) Shapoklyak :)
“Maybe” by Linus Torvalds
1: He is like that. For example, he watched the Estonian film "Class" only to find in this proud and independent Baltic film at least some heritage of the USSR.
2 and how? found it?
You would see him rejoicing when our Soviet batteries flashed during the scene in the apartment in the background!! to
xxx: and in Thailand there is a shopping mall from which a plane flies, once crashed - now a local attraction
YYY: In America, they also tried to post. But I think they didn’t get it.
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From the technical forum to discuss problems...
Hi, I am Diana I have the same keyboard as everyone I pressed a button on the keyboard and the screen decreased and it became so small that you can't even see help right today or my mom will beat me.
This is the cry of the soul.
The Worldwide Launch of IPv6
XXX: a step to the internet? =) is
WOW: It was when your mom bought a modem that a step was taken in this direction.
Q: What would you like to see at the Intel exhibition if they came to Vladivostok?
The body is naked, the rest is gone.
I go listening to Metallica starts the most difficult moment, I listen without headphones, and passing past the dog noticed that she complainingly looks at me and met.
I want to fall into a coma.
Why? →? to
to lose