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[ + 23 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №59053
 23.01.2012
I watched Terminator 2. Not a duplicate, of course. The phrase "fire in the hole!" translated as "in the corridor fire!".

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №59052
 23.01.2012
xxx: I will accept and consider any offers for the next weekend!!!! I live in a new way, without "you know who")))))))

Yyy: Would Volan de Morta get tired?))

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №59051
 23.01.2012
The frosty weather allowed us to see a technological miracle - a laptop with a four-core Core i7 acquired passive cooling, unnecessarily disconnecting the coolers.

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №59050
 23.01.2012
Why do I always stop eating when I’m finished cooking?

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №59049
 23.01.2012
Macho: It doesn’t matter if the girl goes through or not. The important thing is to be smart and to be smart...

"Lady" : :)
"Angel": I am smart
Macho: Definitely

[ + 37 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №59048
 23.01.2012
After being part of the district election commission (forced to work - the city administration) at the elections in December, I would rather believe in Santa Claus than in the honesty of the elections.

[ + 27 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №59047
 23.01.2012

You probably think I’m an idiot, but put your headphones in your nose, turn on at full volume and swallow the saliva.

Fuck you!! I am already crazy to do so...

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №59046
 23.01.2012

Zeroth (19:39:00 22/01/2012)
No drinking since the New Year.

Zeroth (19:39:37 22/01/2012)
My ancestors are worried. :D

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №59045
 23.01.2012
Could the true Lord of the Universe go to the refrigerator every morning, starving of hunger? The real master of the universe is the refrigerator.

[ + 30 - ] [11 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №59044
 23.01.2012
Are snowmen snowballs or snow elements?

[ + 36 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №59043
 23.01.2012
Reading "Best", I recently stumbled upon the story of how a conductor took a working guy for a student and he failed to convince her. I remembered a case from my own life.

It was during my early student years. I had a short haircut at the time.
I go in a tram. Suitable for the conductor. I show her travel and student (in the last photo hair is still long).
Conductor, full of self-worth voice and face expression "I am what, fool?":
and yes. This is not your student.
And whose? I was confused by the surprise.
For whom do you hold me? There is a girl in the photo!
And who am I...? I am completely lost with painted eyes.
The driver looks at me, I look at her.
You were healthy! He gives me a ticket and leaves.
Comrades, for whom have they accepted me? O.O

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №59042
 23.01.2012
Talk to a friend (P)
Q: I sent a resume to VTB 24.
I: They don’t understand from the first time?? to
A: Who does not understand?
I:..Tyfu, “VTB_24”

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №59041
 23.01.2012
22 years ago, a hacker was convicted for “worms” for the first time.

xxx: “Good deeds can’t be celebrated” (c) Shapoklyak :)
“Maybe” by Linus Torvalds

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №59040
 23.01.2012
1: He is like that. For example, he watched the Estonian film "Class" only to find in this proud and independent Baltic film at least some heritage of the USSR.
2 and how? found it?
You would see him rejoicing when our Soviet batteries flashed during the scene in the apartment in the background!! to

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №59039
 23.01.2012
xxx: and in Thailand there is a shopping mall from which a plane flies, once crashed - now a local attraction

YYY: In America, they also tried to post. But I think they didn’t get it.

[ + 40 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №59038
 23.01.2012
From the technical forum to discuss problems...

Hi, I am Diana I have the same keyboard as everyone I pressed a button on the keyboard and the screen decreased and it became so small that you can't even see help right today or my mom will beat me.

This is the cry of the soul.

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №59037
 23.01.2012
The Worldwide Launch of IPv6
XXX: a step to the internet? =) is
WOW: It was when your mom bought a modem that a step was taken in this direction.

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №59036
 23.01.2012
Q: What would you like to see at the Intel exhibition if they came to Vladivostok?
The body is naked, the rest is gone.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №59035
 23.01.2012
I go listening to Metallica starts the most difficult moment, I listen without headphones, and passing past the dog noticed that she complainingly looks at me and met.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №59034
 23.01.2012
I want to fall into a coma.
Why? →? to
to lose

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