I won’t go home, I’ll get caught.
Who else remembers that?
And we were still playing in the garages, walking with black hands from not yet ripe nuts, playing bicycles in haishnikovs and paying with them with the leaves of the same nuts :)

I didn’t stop drinking 😉
Today I learned that when I went to the sea in June, I slept with one girl after being drunk.)
You understand the essence! I found out! I fucking just found out!!

X: For whom are you in the election?
YYY: For the Prochorov.
XXX Why?
He’s rich, he doesn’t need to steal.

I work in an agency, I accept announcements from citizens. Today I just got a masterpiece in the eye: "Sell TIR". I wait a minute and read the announcement again. There are no adequate associations. For two hours all the office thought it was such a shit. Eventually they gave up and called the client. It turned out that it was a dog terrier.

From Wikipedia literally:
"2x2" (read as "two times two") was the first commercial television channel in the history of the USSR and Russia. Since 19 March 2007, the TV channel’s theme is cartoons for all ages (mainly for children from 7 to 33 years old).

xxx: it will be okay
Am I a rabbit? O_O
xxx is a slide))
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYY? to
XXX: The Jump

What shit trolling, have you all forgotten the great and beautiful word STOB?

I’m walking around my apartment this morning, something is cold. I went to the kitchen to the dishwasher full of dishes washed a cup, then a spoonful, then all the dishes!!!! to
You are a hero!! What has guided you on the right path?
The water was hot, it was hot :)

Everywhere feyscreen: the club was not allowed because in a T-shirt, in the woods - because without a shirt.

And the Lord said, Let there be the boson of Higgs! And the emptiness went by and the emptiness became Higgs bosons. And they were invisible and neutral, but they had a mass. And they were lonely. And they came to God and asked: Teach us super-weak interactions, and strong ones too. And he said to them, I will separate you, and you will not be one. And I will turn you into quarks and myons, and I will give you a spin, and each will find a pair on his back.

XXX is done! I did not doubt the American White Brother!
yyy>?? to
He solved the problem of political correctness toward black and gay people in American films – and in one move! Now in every movie there is one and only one black – and you won’t guess.
yyy>... gay?
xxx> and ally! Genius, do you not find it?

I call the provider.
I: Hi, I don’t have the internet.
Q: What operating system do you have?
I am Ubuntu.
See also: Ubuntu I understood you. Can you start the command line?
I : Yes.
Type ipconfig /all

My father told me it was in the army. The morning of January 1.
Arrived in the part of the general from Moscow, with a check. They walk, therefore, the general and the part (major), the part is shown to all, the general from behind is weakly wrapped, apparently sick, January 1, anyway. We arrived at the car park. And the day before there someone's nose was broken, the snow at the entrance was sprinkled with red spots.
Components of the service: - What are these scratches?
Well, the compot was blown out, the remains...
Maybe it’s not tea? Maybe you’ve been there all night?
Maybe you’re drinking the wine???! to
General: Oh, who’s going to drink wine like that?? to
Parts: KM The argument!! to

John Connor: Did I tell you about Phobos-Grunt insurance?
John Connor: I have a friend at the office where he was insured
John Connor: They now have to pay Roskosmos 7 and a half billion rubles. Such a good insurance.
John Connor: I even saw the payment for this insurance
John Connor: Seven and a half billion, there are some numbers, I don’t remember exactly, and at the end of 30 copies.
John Connor: The Smile

Chaotic strikes on the face with the legs: in the nose, in the eye, in the teeth. Jumping in the liver. Walking on the eggs, hard massage of the back with his fists - the cheerful awakening of the father of two young children on weekends.

Take the water on the offended water :)
xxx: I am working in the delivery of water, I am pocher

Well, here is my ex with a girlfriend I guess behind and who knew that they had a fun was doughing away.

I go home someday. In front of me is a 10-year-old boy with a taxi on a leash. Calling the homeopath.
The Female Voice: Yes
Mother, open up
Have you ever walked with your dog?
Yes, open it up
(After a bit of silence): Go on a walk.
He throws the phone...

Now I watched news about how Yulia Tymoshenko was placed in a female colony in Khokhlandia. The phrase slipped: “Even 4 years ago, the prime minister (then the prime minister was Tymoshenko if anyone doesn’t know) had a reform to improve the colonies. Julia has always been a visionary politician". I was drowning.

I am dusting today. I move onto another carpet where the worship is smaller. I change the mode - the vacuum cleaner begins to sneak quieter. A grandmother from the hallway asks, “Did you remove the noise from him?”"Yes, a vacuum cleaner with a noise regulator...)

Man_accident: a vacuum cleaner with a noise regulator!!!! from the "sleep of the child" to the "death of the neighbors"